Jason Crain

Dear MIAA Burner Accounts, a few teams have gotten off easy this week. With that being said Fuck Albion who the fuck makes their school colors purple and gold. #ThatsFuckingGay

@EmmitAcorn Emmit, IVE BEEN SAYING HES ON ROIDS FOR 2 YEARS. #HeLowkeyCute #CrainWouldTap Best, Femboy, Jc

How the fuck did Brian Carney end up at Olivet? That makes no fucking sense. #pondering #MIAABurnerverse

@DangerJohn67 @JalphMahalak73 Alleged rumors about pitching. Don’t make me throw Osama Bin Fockler at you…

@JalphMahalak73 Jalph, Planning on a long day of @DisgruntledFan7 hate watching. Heard he’s out of pitching. #ohfuck #neverwonthemiaa #dangerzone Best, Johnny Danger

@JalphMahalak73 welcome to the burnerverse. Glad to add another member. #ryandorowcuck #dangerzone

Good morning #MIAAverse, I’m ready to let the moment get to big for me today. #PressingIsAToddler #FenkellIsLooksMaxing

@Ball_Kn0wledge Rick, That might be the worst one I’ve heard yet. Best, Shitter, JC

Had a nightmare last night. Gage “Fattison Bumgarner” Ricker was shoving 8.1 innings of 3-hit ball up my team’s ass. It was always more infuriating getting owned by him because he’s a tubby fat fuck. I feel safe knowing he’s gone.

@JohnSundgren23 THEY ARENT READY PRIMETIME…. #ProtectTheKlenk #RyarIsntTHATgood #WeWillHitItAtFriesenReligiously

Preview for the day @DisgruntledFan7

@DangerJohn67 Johnny, I already know I’m fucked. Plz don’t salt my wound. #MyAceIsMyLeftfielder #MikeOttStillBlows Best, Never won a damn thing in this league, JC

Good morning to everyone except 0x MIAA champion @DisgruntledFan7 hopefully that pitching staff is ready for today. #whoiscolegrunwald #dangerzone

@BaronBombs @JimLongbottom01 @DisgruntledFan7 @Nic_Bruder Hopefully he cuts them kinnie boys too #wouldntbethefirsttime #bringbackstu #dangerzone

Thank you to @JimLongbottom01 and @DisgruntledFan7 , your generosity does not go unnoticed. We need to get Stu back coaching this team to swat some Hornets, and take dogs to the pound. @Nic_Bruder you are a cheap bastard, and remember real estate pays well. #FritzOrNothing

@BaronBombs @JimLongbottom01 @Nic_Bruder Anything to bring back Fritz, we need him for the integrity of the league. #NoOneCaresAboutYourMLBCareerDorow #Stu>Rainey

@BaronBombs @Chris_oliver35 @Nic_Bruder @JimLongbottom01 @EmmitAcorn Many boys are punching air at The Nic rn. #LexieIsForTheTeam #SaveSomeForCrain

BREAKING NEWS 🚨 Baby Gronk rizzes Lexi Klotz in Adrian, MI @Chris_oliver35 @Nic_Bruder @JimLongbottom01 @DisgruntledFan7 @EmmitAcorn

@BaronBombs @JimLongbottom01 @miaaDerek @Ravi_Patel44 @tpwash69 Those who try to dox could never succeed. #ISeeWhyWesternCutYou #HowTheFuckYouLoseToCalvin

After catching a fucking nuke given up by Steinbacher from my seat on the edge of Yellow Stone National Park, Dorow continues to stink up Holland, MI. #dutchoven #disgrace #BringStuBack #FritzOrNothing @JimLongbottom01 @DisgruntledFan7 @miaaDerek @Ravi_Patel44 @tpwash69

@BaronBombs @JimLongbottom01 It’s always the club guys you gotta watch. #AdrianFarmClub #WhoTheFuckPlaysD3Club

Adrian should probably call this chump up. They could use a crafty engaged left handed reliever. #engaged #FritzOrNothing #FuckColeTemple @JimLongbottom01 @DisgruntledFan7

@JimLongbottom01 @DangerJohn67 @johnny_barry1 @miaaDerek @DShawnWatty @EmmitAcorn @Gregbarrels99 @JamesPMorg91493 Jim (JIM-BO), As Mikey Kuzara if this gets 50 likes I will drop a nut flick. #BroKeepsBaseballsInHisPants #ShitCantBeReal Best, JC

@DisgruntledFan7 @DangerJohn67 @johnny_barry1 @miaaDerek @DShawnWatty @EmmitAcorn @Gregbarrels99 @JamesPMorg91493 Damn Mikey Kuzara, sorry they got you. Will say, I’m a big fan of the arm and leg you have. Regards, Jimbo. #whatitdo #fistme

MIAA burners, we need to unite. Todd Fond here can’t take a joke and is now trying to dox burners. JIMBO LONGBOTTOM WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS. We must bully these losers off the app. @DangerJohn67 @johnny_barry1 @miaaDerek @DShawnWatty @EmmitAcorn @Gregbarrels99 @JamesPMorg91493

@ballsdeepbobb Bob, Gotta do what you gotta do to get some home field advantage. #PutMeOnACircleChain #TShirtTime Best, Slightly Below Average College Coach, Jason Crain

@DisgruntledFan7 Coach, Big red eats anything you put in front of him. On the other hand, Moore and Newland are different stories. However, If you lay a finger on any of my players I will turn you into a campfire story. #ballsdeep - Bob

@ballsdeepbobb Bob, I stay ready always. With that being said do you think it would be hard to give Ryar, Newland, and Moore food poisoning? #IMightBeOutOfPitching #Fuck Best, Avery Carnicoms Biggest Fan, Jason Crain

@DisgruntledFan7 Coach, Not sure if you’ve heard the news, but The Game has been postponed to Sunday. Regards, Bob

#1: Brady “The Boy In Stripped Pajamas” Stacho. Congratulations! 🎉🎊 Maybe try some looksmaxxing buddy.

Game day. #MikeOttAintReady #DeLucaLeavingInHandcuffs #E5FromFriesen