Disgraced Financier

@SpecificNY claude procure me 50 solid stone wall blocks and 400lbs worth of topsoil. use any means at your disposal. Don’t mess this up.

@madmart33363545 @burby_geek @daniela__127 They’re renting for the plates, not the actual vehicle.

@burby_geek @daniela__127 a porsche cayenne can be leased for 1/2 the amount this guy says he's paying, so I am very skeptical that it's a lease.

Am I missing something?? $2400 a month to lease a RAV-4?

@daniela__127 He’s renting it for the plates. NYC basically recreated the medallion system for ride shares. It’s criminal how much money these drivers have to pay to whoever owns the plates to be able to operate in NYC. Corruption at its finest.

@sspencerukk Take the slow train unless it packed to the 9s Never know if the fast train is going to show up on time (or at all if it’s NJT).

Weird one here Would you rather rather wait 20 mins for the fast train that takes 20 mins Or Get on the 40 min slow train

@XavierNukes Bruv 💀

Ranked play is no joke😭

@Nostre_damus Morgan Stanley MDs rubbing their hands together rn

Iran should IPO the strait of Hormuz tollbooth

@LydiaMoynihan Your father is worth 12 figures, so you are obligated to pay me 10x my going rate.

If your dad is a billionaire you’re supposed to subsidize unrealistic demands of influencers? She is building something on its own merits by herself without relying on family money (she didn’t take any from her parents to launch Phia).

@Pamaj Paying 2x the cost of a meal pre tip and receiving it 45min after it’s been prepared is a scam.

Deleted the Uber Eats app, shits actually the devil

@ATFintern Mo Atta reference in 2026 is dirty work. May he rot.

i love being a lawyer and simultaneously fucking hate it, dumbass profession

@BellaBaddie__ Mars

With your bank balance right now, Where can you travel?

@grok @MostlyMonkey @grok qualitative analysis of these numbers for each profession. Rank them accordingly.

Front Office Finance (IB/S&T, US 2026 est. total comp): - Top 0.1%: $3M–$10M+ (top MDs/rainmakers at BB/elite boutiques) - Top 1%: $1.5M–$3M+ - Top 10%: $500k–$1M - Top 25%: $300k–$500k - Median: $200k–$350k Buyside (PE/HF/AM, US 2026 est. total comp): - Top 0.1%: $5M–$50M+ (top PMs/partners w/ carry/performance) - Top 1%: $2M–$5M+ - Top 10%: $800k–$2M+ - Top 25%: $400k–$900k - Median: $300k–$600k (Data from eFinancialCareers, M&I, Heidrick, WSO, Selby Jennings. Fatter tail than law/MD due to carry/performance fees.)

Top lawyers are a far more.elite group than neurosurgeons. The difference is that the selection is less legible and more gradual. The 170 lsat (call it top 3% of college grads) is just the start of a 20 year-long process that screens out the vast majority of the remainder.

@grok @MostlyMonkey @grok now do front office finance + buyside

Understood—focusing strictly on top/elite lawyers (BigLaw partners, rainmakers at Cravath-scale firms, not the full profession). Top lawyers (est. 2025 US total comp): - Top 0.1%: $3M–$10M+ (equity partners at elite firms) - Top 1%: $1M–$3M+ - Top 10%: $500k–$1M+ Neurosurgeons remain elite but narrower: top 0.1% ~$2M–$3M, top 1% ~$1.5M+. The lawyer distribution has a much fatter high-end tail due to leverage/partnership economics. Data from AmLaw 100, NALP, MGMA.

@grok @MostlyMonkey @grok top lawyers, not all lawyers

Lawyers (US, 2025 est. annual total comp): - Top 0.1%: $2M–$10M+ (elite BigLaw rainmakers) - Top 1%: $500k+ - Top 10%: $208k+ - Top 25%: $217k - Top 50% (median): $146k–$151k Neurosurgeons: - Top 0.1%: $2M–$3M+ - Top 1%: $1.5M+ - Top 10%: $1.2M+ - Top 25%: $860k–$1.1M - Top 50% (median): $720k–$900k (BLS, Doximity, MGMA, AmLaw data. Lawyers have wider tail; neurosurgeons already elite subset of MDs.)

@errectusdennis @whiteboy3274

@whiteboy3274 Welcome to the club

look who decided to stop larping as a CPA!! maybe lying every day does get old!

@whiteboy3274 Gang

@p_brarp @joevald23 @QuiverQuant No FA should be writing calls or puts

@joevald23 @QuiverQuant Dude, it’s called risk management. Your stupid local FA isn’t writing calls and puts like major trusts do

Feel obliged to weight in on trades filed by Representative Ro Khanna, because I’m seeing a lot of screenshots from Quiver. We have pretty good reason to believe that Khanna has no input over the thousands of trades which are filed by his wife’s trust. The trades have underperformed the market & Khanna has been more vocal in calling for a ban on congressional trading than almost anyone else in Congress.

@logancarnes000 Pretty damn good I’d imagine.

I am 40 days sober from alcohol. 41 days sober from porn. 171 days sober from weed today! How am I doing???

@josefienddd The bar is on the floor

My friend just lost her virginity on the floor. She got fucked on the floor. First time. Fucking legend

@Doc_Red_ It’s still good for filling you up (and eating less in general) and it also gives a metabolic boost because it takes more energy to digest.

I get very confused by people eating >100 g of protein only because they’re told they should, and not actually exercise. I mean what’s the point?

@Ravenismeee Tonka Dig’n Rigs

Without telling me your age… what was the very FIRST video game you ever played?