Geo
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Geo
@Ge0lo
20 🌕 CS undergrad ☆ astronomy ✧ graphics ✧ literature ✧ sketching ✧ stupid ass takes
가입일 Temmuz 2022
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Flipper Zero discourse is so funny because it basically just has the technical powers of a crowbar
"It can break into a car/house/garage!!!!!!"
so can a crowbar
𝟴-𝗕𝗜𝗧™@The8bitidiot
If you have a Flipper delete all your tweets about it. Just had Feds at my door again and they wanted to know what I was doing with it. They pulled up a tweet from LAST YEAR joking that I was going to intercept Amazon Drones.
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@killrobotkill @LinkofSunshine who the fuck would ever fly anywhere less than a 5 hour drive away
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Genuine question: what time should I leave for my 10pm flight tommorow
Meredith Gorman@MereGorman
If you're flying out of JFK today, don't....
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@regina_wtf @groenevis @keysmashbandit America is freaking hot and a lot more sunny than Europe. Cotton breathes better than wool. That's my theory.
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@groenevis @keysmashbandit for the majority of human history, sheep and other animal wool was used waaaaaaay more than cotton to make clothes, especially cheap clothes. america is kinda weird in how heavily they relied on cotton in the early days.
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The thing I feel most cognitively dissonant about when thinking about history is how much time everyone spent being physically uncomfortable. Heavy itchy wool, greasy hair, too cold or hot. If I try to imagine myself doing daily life circa 1704 I get immediately blocked by that
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How can I get 3 separate hit comments today and 0 new followers. Twitter is broken for small accounts 💔
Geo@Ge0lo
@sirsfurther I only understand 4 jobs. Baker, cop, SAAS developer, teacher
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@ElyteFaeva @JackedTechBro You forget the videos of the fistfights that would incur with houstonians would be legendary.
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@Ge0lo @JackedTechBro If there’s absolutely one line that you DONT want to skip, it’s a security check-in line at an airport.
You have people already on edge, trying to get to family, work, vacation, home and everything in-between.
It’ll be a declaration of war 😂🤣😂
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@JackedTechBro So fucking glad I flew out of hobby for spring break. 0 wait.
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@BunniiFangz @oricksandcroat @destiny_thememe I just watched the video and they really just soaked apples in fucking bird repellent man lol
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@Ge0lo @oricksandcroat @destiny_thememe they did that like 15 years ago and it got discontinued already
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Crazy how we drove bananas into a genetic bottleneck bc 1 variety is deemed enough but apples? Like 7000 varieties but lets make 1 more for fun
⸜(｡ ˃ ᵕ ˂ )⸝♡@LASTNAMELORDE
uhm, did you guys know there’s a new apple out?
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@TerribleMaps That dark spot in Ohio is the Linndale speed trap, right? It's unreal how a village with under 200 people catches tens of thousands on I-71 honestly on a level that's not even funny anymore
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Places you’re most likely to get a speeding ticket in
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@oricksandcroat @destiny_thememe If they can make grapes cotton candy flavored can they make apples grape flavored?
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@destiny_thememe apple breeding is a ruthless arms race fueled by farmers' mutual hatred for growing the honeycrisp and desire to grow an apple that is more desireable to consumers
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The true story behind this is even more sickening: the dogs were kidnapped from their owners homes and loaded up into a truck going to an (illegal) meat shop, these dogs fell out of the truck during transport, managed to navigate back home.
China is such a hellhole its unreal.
Dexerto@Dexerto
Seven dogs stolen from their owners have gone viral after escaping their captors and making their way home The group is believed to have travelled around 17 km together led by a corgi across highways and fields
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@JoeforHouston The only spring break video I saw from Houston was a bunch of black people soliciting a 7-11. Really inspirational travel destination.
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"Houston has stumbled into something real: Young people are increasingly choosing Houston as a place to celebrate, party and spend money. That’s not something the city should dismiss or panic about."
If we invest in transit and mobility, this could be the start of a new Houston!
Shea Jordan Smith@shea_jordan
Cities spend decades (and millions) trying to attract the kind of energy Houston had for Spring Break. In my first @HoustonChron op-ed: I question whether we’re going to get serious about infrastructure, transit, and public safety—or keep getting surprised.
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@JoeforHouston Who tf spent money to come here recreationally? Can I talk to these people?
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U can always tell which job in the list is the tweeter's
Susannah Black Roberts@suzania
There’s like maybe a maximum of 8 jobs where I understand what the job is. Shopkeeper. Farmer. Teacher of some kind. Priest. Novelist. Journalist. Private detective. Chef. That’s it. What is a data engineer. I don’t know.
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@bookofflesh @vers_laLune Yes there are methods to memorize and read shit faster. Like using flashcards instead of passively recopying notes. Or first skimming the reading before reading again so you know where to pay attention.
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@vers_laLune Can you optimize studying? Or is it just a matter of being smarter?
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the mfers that study like this really never figured out how to optimize their studying and it was always baffling to me. Its always some premed taking ochem with a million highlighters
madeleine✶@pilatesgirly
you'll never regret studying
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