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Sometimes, simplistic and occasionally inaccurate information about Sweden and Swedish migration policy is disseminated. Here, the Swedish Ministry for Foreign Affairs looks at some of the most common claims. government.se/articles/2017/…

@TheFl0orIsLaVa Yeah sure sure Putin who said that his special military operation would take a couple of days he is in his 35 month now! More like Ukraine slowly but surely erasing Putin and Russia!

Winning what? The race to the bottom? .

Which is it @charliekirk11? How much did China pay you you absolut bellend!!

@noobde Hey Ed i have a little question, I have been playing a lot of Total Carnage lately and i wonder if it's you who voiced General Akhboob the Antagonist in that game.

@aliesbati Inte hjärnmaskar då?

Han pratar alltså om ”chemtrails” 🤷🏻‍♂️

@DMC_Ryan Xbox. FANBOYS not Xbox FANS huge diffrence

And look, there's an entire nuanced conversation to be had around this topic, but Twitter sure as heck isn't the place to do it, LOL. But in short: -Sony fans "win" over Xbox fans -Xbox fans feel like their investment in Xbox isn't being respected -Microsoft's strategy might be right ALL 3 OF THESE can be true at the same time. It's not a zero-sum situation. Times are a-changin'! More about this on Unlocked later this week.

Here's Phil addressing Indy on PS5 (click the link). I don't think he says much here – it's kind of a word salad – but my read-between-the-lines interpretation is that they simply can't sell enough on their own platforms to justify NOT putting it on PS5: ign.com/articles/xbox-…

@tesla_teamx @oskool_g Oh do you really think that Sony fanboys would know that? 😂

@oskool_g Kojima started on a Microsoft platform - MSX

Good Fun Fantastic Fire Filled Forward Future FriYAAA Morning Xbox FAMS...😎

@PaulTassi And that's why Keemstar don't run a billion dollar console division!

I gotta say I don’t think “force everyone to listen to assholes while playing games” is how to save Xbox but that’s just me

@DoucheAlmighty @BonSens47865369 @KuroNoYaiba97 @ObsoleteSony Is that you Jim Ryan?

@BonSens47865369 @KuroNoYaiba97 @ObsoleteSony What you 🤡 don't understand is most of us don't buy new consoles etc to play old games but then again ps has actually had plenty of good new games so we don't need to rely on bc to find games worth playing lol

It's been 1363 days since the PS5 launched, and it still can't emulate PS3 games.

@YonusFaruk10 @JezCorden You are aware that you can play the core gane and the 2 first expansions of FF14 for free in their trial? I have 200+ hours in the game and still have a huge portion left before i need to buy the game and turn it in to a monthly subscription MMO! Might be due to that

@JezCorden So final fantasy 14 even didnt got top 400 games sold on xbox Why sequre realese it on xbox on a platform that even its players wont buy games

xbox series s strikes again. CURSE YOU BAAAYL-- uh, CURSE YOU XBOX SERIES SSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!

@Rothmus They never heard a progrock concept album that just have one song on it, but it's 50 minutes long!

I give up.

So if i was to tell my followers to fuck off if they did unfollow me and then later when they do unfollow me i threatening to sue them for unfollowing me....you would take me for a complete and utter idiot right?

@ManMadeMoon @lindayaX But did Krispy tell you to fuck off if you went on a diet? 😂

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@AdvokatJansson För alla hobby läkare från 2020 har tagit alla jobb!

@simontrbojevic Sen när blir reklam ned tystad? Reklam är alltid 100 gånger högre volym än själva programmen!

Jessica är så jävla weird. #svenskpolitik

Here are some synonyms for "weird" General terms: * Strange * Odd * Bizarre * Eccentric * Peculiar * Unusual * Abnormal More intense terms: * Eerie * Creepy * Grotesque * Freakish * Uncanny Informal terms: * Funky * Trippy * Wacky

@InkMasterbator Now this is kind of jokes I tend to get back on here from time to time to read!

Some of y'all big mad like "We're not gonna help you cut your dick off!". Cut my dick off? Bro, I'm getting one of these to make it bigger!

You can have all the surgery you want but you'll always be the height marked on your birth certificate.

@zjay22 @XboxSupport Must be your ISP that you should demand money back from!

@XboxSupport I mean how often is this happening once or twice a week I want my money back 😂😂

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