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Jodie Whalan ๐Ÿ’œ

Jodie Whalan ๐Ÿ’œ

@GillianMe

@XPhilesCharity creator/co-ordinator! Fan of @GillianA @davidduchovny #TeaLeoni @TheXFiles @MadamSecretary @TheSimpsons #countrymusic & Iโ€™m a stand-up comedian!

Palmerston NT Australia ๊ฐ€์ž…์ผ Mart 2009
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Jodie Whalan ๐Ÿ’œ@GillianMeยท
@MikeReissWriter Mike and Brett, I think you guys are the only ones who still care what I have to sayโ€ฆ. And Iโ€™m ok with thst! ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Jodie Whalan ๐Ÿ’œ@GillianMeยท
@MikeReissWriter Do you really wanna make the orange toddler mad? Heโ€™s already broken his toys and now heโ€™s breaking everyone elseโ€™s
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Mike Reiss
Mike Reiss@MikeReissWriterยท
They should give Vance the Nobel Peace Prize just to piss off Trump.
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Mike Reiss
Mike Reiss@MikeReissWriterยท
I saw this A.I. video of "@TheSimpsons writers then and now" and modern me came in with angel wings. Uh-oh.
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The Simpsons@TheSimpsonsยท
Happy Easter! Reminder: if itโ€™s in a nest, itโ€™s not a part of the egg hunt ๐Ÿฃ
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Al Jean@AlJeanยท
Does the term โ€œpatientโ€ come from how long they make you spend in a waiting room.
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Simpsons Daily Glavins@simpsons_DGยท
"Hmm... what would the captain say in my spot?" "Don't fire the torpedos..." "Fire the torpedos!"
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Mike Reiss
Mike Reiss@MikeReissWriterยท
OLD MAN: I'd like a massage. SEXY MASSEUSE: Would you like happy ending? OLD MAN: Yes, I'd like to die in my sleep.
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Mike Reiss@MikeReissWriterยท
This brought back a fond memory. 80-year-old Rod Steiger came in to record his part and 80-year-old script supervisor Doris Grau (Lunchlady Doris) SWOONED. He was her Timothee Chalamet.
On This Day in Simpsons History ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ@dailysimpsons

28 years ago, March 29, 1998, โ€œSimpson Tideโ€ first aired on Fox. Guest-starring Rod Steiger as Captain Tenille and Bob Denver as himself. Dir: Milton Grey. Wr: Joshua Sternin & Jennifer Ventimilia. EP: @AlJean & @MikeReissWriter.

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Josh Weinstein@Joshstrangehillยท
Uh-oh, looks like Kirk Van Houten's been kicked out again
Josh Weinstein tweet media
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Mike Reiss@MikeReissWriterยท
Australians talk loud. A friend called me from Sydney and I said, "I can barely hear you. Use a phone."
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Mike Reiss@MikeReissWriterยท
Because he has no sense of history or human decency, Trump is going to drop a nuke.
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Mike Reiss@MikeReissWriterยท
We deposed another dictator. Now Iran will become peace-loving democracy, like Iraq, Libya and Afghanistan.
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