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@JayinKyiv THIS IS GREAT FOR THE EURO-Tards. Europe is fueled by Russia. INCOMING PETROL COST INCREASE!!! GREAT JOB UKRAINE FOR INCREASING THE COST FOR THE AVERAGE EUROPEAN. 🤡🤡🤡

40% of Moscow's fuel supply is gone and won't be replaced for many years.

If Israel is the parasite of the Middle East than Ukraine is the parasite of Europe.

@ZelenskyyUa EU RESIDENTS NEED TO STAND UP. You’re paying taxes for the rich to get richer.

I am grateful to the Netherlands for the defense package of €500 million. Namely €250 million for the PURL initiative that helps us protect Ukrainian sky and save lives, as well as another €250 million dedicated to drones that make a difference on the battlefield. After the brutal Russian strikes against Ukraine, our cities, and our people, this support is especially timely and will help us. Thank you, Netherlands!

@ZelenskyyUa Bro, man to man Russia is going to absolutely fuck your shit up. I don’t support Putin but this needs to end.

Цієї ночі наші далекобійні санкції знову дійшли до Московського регіону: вдруге за тиждень уражено Московський нафтопереробний завод. Також були уражені цілі в Ростовському регіоні та на тимчасово окупованих територіях України. Цілком справедлива відповідь на російські удари по наших містах і громадах та ще один важливий результат роботи наших воїнів по об’єктах, які забезпечують російську воєнну машину. Дякую нашим Силам оборони та безпеки України за спільну роботу – СБУ, СБС, ССО, ГУР, нашій ракетній бригаді за влучність. Цими днями всі наші партнери відзначали влучність і дієвість наших мідлстрайків та далекобійних санкцій. Час цю війну завершувати, і Росія має зробити необхідні кроки в дипломатії.

Last night, our long-range sanctions once again reached the Moscow region – for the second time this week, the Moscow oil refinery was hit. Targets were also struck in the Rostov region and in temporarily occupied territories of Ukraine. This is a fully justified response to Russian attacks on our cities and communities, and another important result of our warriors’ work against facilities that sustain Russia’s war machine. I thank our Defense and Security Forces of Ukraine for their coordinated efforts – the Security Service of Ukraine, the Unmanned Systems Forces, the Special Operations Forces, Defense Intelligence, and our missile brigade for their precision. In recent days, all of our partners have noted the precision and effectiveness of our mid-range strikes and long-range sanctions. It is time the war ended, and Russia must take the necessary steps in diplomacy.

@DefenceU You lost the war

@csiscanada @MooseandRaven You imported all of India into Canada. You should be embarrassed to post this.

You may be at risk of recruitment from foreign intelligence services. Do you have a security clearance, a military background, or access to government information? You could be their perfect candidate. #SafeguardCanada Read the alert: ow.ly/Sz0w50Z6Q9T

Making a peace deal with a country is nothing more than signing a piece of paper and the two country’s just decide that they won’t kill each other anymore. What a circus.

@ZelenskyyUa @POTUS @EmmanuelMacron Shut up. All you do is beg for more handouts

I have just spoken with @POTUS and @EmmanuelMacron. It was an important coordination call that can bring about significant change. We reviewed the outcomes of our talks at the G7 Summit. I am grateful to President Trump for his attention to Ukraine and his readiness to help bring peace closer. I am grateful to Emmanuel for the excellent organization of the Summit and for consistently strong joint efforts. We are working to strengthen Ukraine, our cooperation, and diplomatic prospects. We need peace. And we are doing everything to bring it closer. Thank you!

@BarackObama No one cares.

To everyone who helped bring the Obama Presidential Center to life, thank you. Michelle and I are so grateful for all your dedication and hard work over the years. I got a little teary-eyed tonight thinking about my mother-in-law, Marian Robinson.

@Dsp_Gunner @notCloutbay Shut up bitch ass madar chod

@IntelligenceApe @notCloutbay The world doesn’t hate Indians. A few loud people online don’t represent 8 billion people. The internet rewards outrage, not reality. You people are so illiterate, ignorant and low IQ . The person insulting has already lost the plot because they dont have the facts . Cry more

This Ø/F girl started CRYING after Clavicular didn't defend her getting BRUTALIZED by her speed date 😳 “I can see your body for 7 dollars, I don’t think you’re providing any value to the world with your job”

@Dsp_Gunner @notCloutbay Honestly, the world hates Indians.

@notCloutbay If you bad-mouth India online with some lazy stereotype, you’re picking a fight with 1.5 billion people who all have Wi-Fi. 😂 You don’t need to worship India, but maybe do 5 minutes of research before acting like you know the country. The internet has humbled bigger creators

@A_Revelator @showmethepod It’s a lie. This never happened. The guy posting this is is phishing to engagement.

@showmethepod Sounds like he was threatened with a massive lawsuit. Who pledges $50,000 as an apology? Sounds more like a payment for not getting your ass sued.

🚨BREAKING: Josh Hokit formally apologizes to former first lady Michelle Obama regarding his comments following his dominant win.

@showmethepod STOP THE LIES, DIPSHIT. THAT NEVER HAPPENED.

@QldPolice You’re mad because you suck.

@SpaceX @Starlink

Deployment of 29 @Starlink satellites confirmed

Let me scream it from the front to the back. INCOMING: MARKET MANIPULATION 🎙️

SPACEX is about to expose the stock market. Checkmate

The future isn’t something that happens to us—it’s what we create.

@NYCMayor Was it the LGHDTV+ community?

I’ve been briefed on the horrific stabbing at Penn Station. Based on the information available right now, six people were stabbed and the alleged perpetrator is in custody following a swift response from the Amtrak Police Department. My heart is with everyone who was injured, their loved ones, and all those shaken by this unacceptable violence. I’m wishing each of the victims a full and speedy recovery. I’m grateful to the Amtrak Police Department and the first responders who acted quickly to apprehend the suspect and provide emergency care. There are currently no impacts to Amtrak service. My administration is in contact with Amtrak officials as they investigate this incident.

@elonmusk THANK GOD. LESS SCAM CALLERS.

India’s birth rate has fallen below replacement. Among those most educated, India’s birth rate fell below replacement many years ago.