Mike

@PeterGa57410783 @LogWeaver

@LogWeaver I would never give Money to Ackman because I don’t like his politics.

BREAKING: Bill Ackman just IPO'd his hedge fund. He targeted $25 billion two years ago. He raised $5 billion yesterday. And the retail investors he spent two years courting on X didn't show up. Here's what actually happened, and why it matters for every investor who thinks following a famous name is a strategy. Wednesday, April 29. Bill Ackman rang the opening bell at the New York Stock Exchange. Two listed entities hit the market. Pershing Square USA (PSUS), the closed-end fund. Pershing Square Inc. (PS), the asset manager. PSUS priced at $50 a share. It opened at $42. It closed at $40.90. Down 18% on debut. One of the most famous hedge fund managers on the planet went public, and his fund lost nearly a fifth of its value in a single trading session. Now look at how the money actually came in. Of the $5 billion raised, $2.8 billion came from a private placement. Family offices took 30% of that. Pension funds took 25%. Insurance companies took 22%. Ultra-high-net-worth investors took 12%. Institutional investors accounted for over 85% of total orders. The remaining $2.2 billion came from a public offering of 44 million PSUS shares. Some of that was retail. Most of it was not. Ackman has 2 million followers on X. He spent two years marketing this fund as a way for regular people to access hedge fund returns at $50 a share. He even said it on CNBC the morning of the IPO: "Hedge funds are sort of known for managing money for rich people. And now we have the opportunity for someone with $50, could be a long-term shareholder. Usually, the retail gets cut massively back, the institutions are favored. We did the opposite." The retail audience he was talking to didn't believe him. The institutions did. Two years ago, the original target was $25 billion. Yesterday, the final number was $5 billion. That's an 80% downsize. This is one of the most watched investors in the world. He gets booked on every major financial network. He posts daily to millions of followers. He has been pitching this exact deal since 2024. And the deal still came in 80% smaller than planned. Here's the part nobody is connecting: The retail audience for hedge fund products is fundamentally different from the retail audience for personality content. Ackman built a following by being loud on X. Loud on takeovers. Loud on politics. Loud on universities. Loud on ETFs. Loud on macro calls. Followers love that. They follow. They reply. They retweet. But following someone is free. Wiring money into their closed-end fund at NAV with no performance fees and a fee structure most retail investors can't even read is an entirely different decision. The market just made that distinction for him. Now zoom out, because this is the structural lesson. The $2.8 billion private placement was wrapped up before retail even saw the deal. Family offices. Pension funds. Insurance companies. Sovereign wealth. These are the buyers who get the call before the IPO is announced. They get the term sheet. They negotiate. They commit. By the time the public sees the listing on a Wednesday morning, the institutions have already locked in their allocation. The retail investor sees the same news, gets the same prospectus, and reads the same ticker. Different game. Same name on the door. And then PSUS opened down 16% and closed down 18%. Every retail buyer who put in $50 at the IPO price was sitting on a $9 paper loss before lunch. The institutions had locked in better terms in the private placement. Same fund. Same manager. Two completely different starting positions. This is how the structure of capital markets actually works. Every. Single. Time. The brochure says democratization. The cap table says the institutions got there first. This is the same lesson the Blue Owl and BlackRock private credit stories taught us last year. When a famous money manager opens a vehicle to retail, the fine print and the fee structure and the timing of the allocation all favor the people who already have access. You can have a manager with no performance fee, with bonus shares attached, with two million social followers, and a stage on CNBC. The math of who gets in first and at what price is still the math. So what does this mean for you? It means a famous name on the cover is not a strategy. It means following an investor on X is not the same as being invested with them. It means the retail audience for entertaining finance content is enormous, and the retail audience for actually deploying capital into a complex product is not. The wealthy don't pay famous investors for personality. They build systems that don't depend on a single human being having a good year, or a good fund debut, or a good narrative on social media. Ackman's reputation got him on the front page. It didn't get the stock above its IPO price. The math always catches up. The personality doesn't change the math. Boring? Yes. Effective when a $25 billion vision becomes a $5 billion raise that opens down 18%? Also yes. This is exactly why we built Surmount. Automated, rules-based investment strategies. Built for the retail investor who doesn't want to bet a portfolio on whether a famous fund manager has a good debut:

Everyone on earth takes a private vote by pressing a red or blue button. If more than 50% of people press the blue button, everyone survives. If less than 50% of people press the blue button, only people who pressed the red button survive. Which button would you press? BE HONEST.

@Nixie_North @IvanHimidov I mean he went from playing 22 games in 2024-25 to 82 this past year and Roy had him playing 26+ min a night the last couple of months, looked a little gassed the last 10 games think he needs a break lol

@IvanHimidov @TSN_Sports @stefen_rosner I didn't say that he was I was asking if he was , I mean , why else wouldn't he be going

Matthew Schaefer will not suit up for Team Canada at the 2026 IIHF World Championships, per @stefen_rosner 😳

Come again? This FBI and DOJ with our DHS partners drafted and executed every search warrant today. But go ahead and take credit for our work while we smoke out the fraud plaguing Minnesota under your governorship.

Rep. Ilhan Omar: “The last time the Alien Enemies Act was invoked… during World War ELEVEN.” She must have gotten her education in the Quality Learing Center.

@BohmIsKing @Mets How are you still keeping this bit up when the Phillies are just as bad do you have any shame lmfao

@Mets Going from Tommy Pham to Austin Slater is not changing the fact that you guys are still going to be the worst team in the league 😭😭😭

We have made the following roster moves. #LGM

@TheMetsX He was figured out. Gets a hearty dose of off speed, no fastballs up in the zone, work low and away on him

What happened to this guy man…?

Billy, this is David Stearns. He went to Harvard and won a few games for the Milwaukee Brewers. He uses big words to sound smart. His defect is he’s a total fucking moron. Instead of paying Pete Alonso to play 1st, he signed a guy who never played 1st base and is never healthy

@MelaninIsDivine @TaraBull Wow. You did it. You found a way to think about Trump.

@TaraBull What in the Trumpf lying math... Do MAGA people know percentages can't go past 100😀 This is probably why they're getting rid of scientist... But they still will Never Be Correct🤦🏾‍♀️🤕🌬️ One hundred thousand percent😀😀😀

She gets called out for trying to sell fake $50,000 sneakers

@stilltakingnaps @Jd072235 @FoxNews

@Jd072235 @FoxNews last person who tried to shoot him at mar a lago was maga so try again

BREAKING: Trump, head table evacuated from White House Correspondents’ Dinner

@DenvrEvolution @Thefactsdude @DailyLoud

@Thefactsdude @DailyLoud I’ll raise to $1000 that it is definitely staged

Masked man smash’s Jack Doherty’s windshield

@LangmanVince You guys have become to equivalent of that dem influencer pic at this point bashing anyone who dares to speak against the Party

Tucker Carlson is the laughing stock of social media 😂 This guy nailed it!

@Senators This might be even worse

You're welcome Sens fans.

Francis Mauigoa to Jaxson Dart: "I'm ready to die for you" 😤

@dividendology NVDA

What's one stock that no one is talking about, but should be?

@philzfactz @ian_LGI16 Hahahhahahahahahaha

@ian_LGI16 He’s not involved with the trades

Once again folks I am still for a very limited time open to accepting apologies for those who mocked me for being 100% correct back before anyone else ever had this intel. #isles

That neighborhood went 70%+ for Mamdani.

"It's tough. I don't know, I've never been a part of something like this. I think we just need to get the one win out of the way and I think everything else will take care of itself, but it's obviously proving pretty difficult right now." - Devin Williams

@DJNurn @SleeperMets He cooked the team

@SleeperMets Idk, was I the only who thought he cooked this offseason. This one is on the players

David Stearns needs to go.

@philzfactz So he’s been involved since then? Lmao

Because it’s true