
Jad ♃
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Jad ♃
@JadH
妖魔鬼怪快啲走 Lebanese libertine. Int'l Tax & Estates Lawyer. UChicago Econ, GWU and Georgetown Law alum. ♎️ ♍️ ♍️


“Are you concerned about insider trading on these prediction markets re: the war?” TRUMP: “The world is a casino. It is what it is.” 🤷🏼 And there you have it, folks!

Anthropic's Mythos has been accessed by a small group of unauthorized users, raising questions about control of the AI model bloomberg.com/news/articles/…
















So female dolphins have vaginal secretions that make a male dolphin just cum over and over and over. From this point on, I will call these secretions Dolphin pussy jelly. Scientists were like "holy shit, dude we gotta test this. You know, for science" So the scientists collected a sample of said dolphin pussy jelly, and had a test primate. They swabbed it on the male primate's dick, sat back and watched the show. Now you see, it worked. But it worked a little too well. The monkey straight up had a heart attack because it used all of its energy into fucking cumming. I want to live in a world where this is a commercial product. I want to say "you know what, I want to die and i know what to do about it." I want to live in a world where i can go into my local grocery store, pick up a bottle of Smucker's Dolphin Pussy Jelly, and just fucking cum myself to death.

















