@ThomasWillett9 I think he hit them around the garden. They still havenโt been found to this day, but Judas Iscariot had suspiciously chocolatey breath.
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Software eng, PHP, SQL, payments, APIs. Always learning. So much to learn. Tech lead https://t.co/kB2bx7WCua Came for the tech; dragged into the politics.
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I donโt remember reading in the bible that Jesus ate a chocolate egg after he was resurrected.
Ben Graham@BenGrahamUK
Britain has been a Christian nation for over 1,400 years. Through wars, plagues, and countless kings, Easter has always been celebrated. Yet now, Cadbury wonโt even use the word โEasterโ on their eggs. When did celebrating British traditions become controversial?
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@SamanthaTaghoy There is no Easter season. You just made up a season.
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Dear Cadbury,
โFrom Cadbury this season.โ
What season?
Go on, say it.
Itโs EASTER. You are selling EASTER eggs for the EASTER SEASON.
How dare you profit off a Christian holiday while erasing its Christian origins.
They are Easter eggs.
It is Easter.
Shame on you.
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@DadRogd So you skipped the pretending to be a Christian bit, and went straight for the racism.
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I am an atheist.
But I understand religion.
One Christian cannot pray silently in public in UK.
But a thousand Muslims can.
What the flying %$ยฃ* has gone wrong with my country?
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@1goodtern He is going to steal an election that no president is constitutionally allowed to have as compensation for the election he tried to steal but failed.
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He's completely serious.
Aaron Rupar@atrupar
Trump this morning reposted a call for him to serve a third term as a reward for โa stolen electionโ
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@Daractenus No, the president just embarrasses himself.
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The utterly mad president of the US just shared a skit humiliating the British PM.
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@davidkurten Better get enrolled quickly then, there are a couple of places freed up.
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If I were a student in Kent, I would not take a meningitis 'vaccine'.
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@bevcott @mrsDugskullery @K4rmaRules Yes, he did. They didnโt have crosses on at the time though. Just hot buns.
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What is this mental radical lefty, communist, threat to national security madness?
My husband just bought... wait for it.
Brace yourself๐
'Chocolate Cherry Hot Cross Buns'
Chocolate from a foreign country WTAF๐คท No mention of Easter ๐ด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ฅ๓ ฎ๓ ง๓ ฟ โ๏ธ๐ฅ
WHAT WOULD JESUS SAY!
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@mrsDugskullery Heโd say, โeat up, they look yummyโ.
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@_johnbye @Elle_Ham06 All we do is laugh at these idiots.
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GIF
QME
@McivorJaymey @marksandspencer @GBNEWS I will never buy an Easter Egg that isnโt labelled as such!
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Any chance I can get an Easter Egg please M&S?
Will they ever learn ๐
Itโs like they do it on purpose to offend.
Easter is not National Chocolate Day.
Which extremists are you trying hard to not offend?
@marksandspencer @GBNEWS
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@McivorJaymey @marksandspencer @GBNEWS Will YOU ever learn, or still working yourself up to an aneurysm every Easter?
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@damsonwastaken @LewisCTech @ptr_to_joel Is that like pythonโs โwithโ, where a block of code operates on a resource that it opens, and finishes however it likes knowing that the resource will be closed?
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@LewisCTech @ptr_to_joel try with resources will close the connection automatically without explicitly telling it to do so, with simple try catch you need to do it manually in finally block.
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>be โโโseniorโโโ engineer
>want to be linkedin influencer
>make post on prod issue
>highlight your language fundamentals are junior tier
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@brownecfm @StuyvesantAnna Infectious disease is always with us. We canโt go around assuming everyone is infectious.
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This is a classic example of spontaneous behavioural change, and illustrates exactly why people tend to modify their behaviour in the face of an outbreak of infectious disease, regardless of messaging from government.
BBC News (UK)@BBCNews
There are no meningitis restrictions in Canterbury - but something feels different bbc.in/47c0prD
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@Mr_Sal_ No. We. Are. Not.
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Not a single mention of Easter; we're a Christian country FFS.๐คฌ
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@abazudosen An app is never finished, we know that. Getting it out for confirmation that the service can fly? Thatโs a lot quicker now.
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Production-ready apps take 3 to 6 months. Period. ๐ ๏ธ
Donโt let the "vibe coding" hype fool you. Shipping a weekend project is easy; shipping a scalable, secure, and polished product is a marathon, not a sprint.
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@Jenny_1884 I think you are mixing up โyearโ with โone outbreakโ.
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Over 300 cases of meningitis last year & nothing.
32 cases of meningitis this year with a population of over 70million & mass panic & mass vaccinations.
Does anyone else think this is all a bit weird & very deja vu?
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@deirdreheenan The first casualty of war is the truth. โTwas ever thus.
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An indignant Laura Kuenssberg asks Communities Secretary Steve Reed.
"why would Israel say something that is not true."
Give me strength, where do you even start with this?
#BBCLauraK
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@OfTheBraveUSA @docrussjackson So no freedom of speech then. They is literally what he is saying.
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JD Vance in September 2025: "If you celebrate Charlie Kirk's death, you should not be protected from being fired for being a disgusting person."
Commentary Donald J. Trump Posts From Truth Social@TrumpDailyPosts
Donald J. Trump Truth Social Post 01:26 PM EST 03.20.26 Robert Mueller just died. Good, Iโm glad heโs dead. He can no longer hurt innocent people! President DONALD J. TRUMP
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@JimCognito2016 @BenGrahamUK Feels a bit late this year.
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@BenGrahamUK Yey! It's "they're banning Easter on Easter eggs" season!
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Britain has been a Christian nation for over 1,400 years.
Through wars, plagues, and countless kings, Easter has always been celebrated.
Yet now, Cadbury wonโt even use the word โEasterโ on their eggs.
When did celebrating British traditions become controversial?
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@BenGrahamUK Youโd better have a word with Kraft then. Not a British company any more, so we bow to whatever the US owned Kraft gives us. Canโt wait for your campaign against Kraft.
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