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What's that? Noted software Thought Leader (TM) Lewis Campbell has updated his consulting website? And he's got capacity for new clients? WOW that is BIG NEWS.
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Lewis Campbell
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Lewis Campbell
@LewisCTech
I stop software projects getting any worse than they already are. Hire: https://t.co/Z4IO3Iqi5G Blog: https://t.co/BHO4oi3DYT
New Zealand Katılım Kasım 2022
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@venorusprime @LukasHozda oh wtf that was taken way out of context. so the other guy just mentiong getting pregnant out of nowhere..
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Luke did more damage to the BIP-110 than anybody else. If it weren't for crazies like him, the issue would have been far less polarized and we could have had a civil discussion to a far greater degree
Maple 🍁@GhostofMapl
Well, now it's all starting to make sense.
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@LewisCTech @kirancodes unfortunately not for my bachelors thesis, but for homework and stuff yes of course!
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@LukasHozda Is this one of those things where he is trying to make a pedantic point but doing it in a way that makes him look really bad?
I dunno, maybe I am being charitable.
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@slimjimmy @MoMohler We eat fish and chips with tomato ketchup.
Sometimes tomato relish if we feel fancy.
How does this make you feel?
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@MoMohler american posts bad food can calls it british
americans: british food is an affront god
jfc
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British cooking is an affront to god. Truly the worst food on the planet.
cringechin@cringechin
Cooking some celebratory steaks (the English way🥰🏴) in honor of this quarterfinal win!!!! IT’S COMING HOME!!!
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@kirancodes literally writing it by hand tho. been using llms for latex since they've been alive and breathing
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@slimjimmy Why is @sabine_s_ not in my feed anymore.
*attempts summoning*
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@karomancer @loftwah that's me with us clients. getting up super early, tuesday to saturday.
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@ptr_to_joel whence clanker? I can't remember, but I say it often now.
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@ShimazuSystems I have to shave more now my because my 3 three year old says DADA I DONT LIKE YOUR BEARD when I kiss her good night.
Having my facial hair dictated to me by a 3 year old. It's so over.
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I find these hilarious when they so the moustache stubble
Brother, this does not look bad, at all
But it aint women you're gunna be attracting, be warned
Brock Riddick@BrockRiddickIFB
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@youwillmakemaps Everytime I see Ordnance spelled correctly, it always feels wrong lol
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@abbe_hyde Horrifying!
I have a full guide:
lewiscampbell.tech/blog/260713.ht…
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@LewisCTech Yes but don't forget we need a fully justified business case before the login button can go into this sprint
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Another name for a "product backlog" is a "to-do list"💡
Follow me for more post-agile tips.
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Today is your lucky day.
I've written a new article listing various terms in Agile, and translating them into English.
Welcome to Agile Methodology; where everything's made up and the story points don't matter.
Soroush Sardashti@soroush_srd
@LewisCTech Keep it up So many big words are being thrown around and at this point im too afraid to ask😂
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@htmx_org The other day I asked the clanker about a term I heard in a Star Trek episode, and the AI had just paraphrase Dr. McCoy.
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> writing a book
> 2026
> putting on the internet for free for the LLMs to consume
Almighty Lisp@almighty_lisp
IMAGINE CHARGING "MONEY" FOR A "BOOK" TEACHING A NICHE PROGRAMMING LANGUAGE WHEN "CUSTOMERS" CAN JUST PAY THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS IN "TOKENS" TO HAVE AN ALGORITHM WRITE PYTHON OR WHATEVER HOW RIDICULOUS HOW OUT OF TOUCH HOW UNHINGED HOW MOISTURIZED
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@chiefnoah13 Right, that's what I would consider "CPU Bound" though; but I am just an amateur systems programmer, not a real one.
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@LewisCTech But if for whatever reason the work you're doing in response to the IO events take long enough to meaningfully stall other events, you basically need to reach for an async runtime or spawn worker threads.
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As a long term user, I am unconvinced that Futures/Promises are a good abstraction. They are like the RPC of single machine programming.
If your application runs in an event loop, why not be honest with yourself and write a single threaded state machine? They're easier to test.
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@functi0nZer0 Electric Fan? OHHH look at you Mr. Fancy UK Man.
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@chiefnoah13 Yeah I guess I made no caveats here. I was thinking of an IO bound system, and I wasn't bemoaning the weight of async run times, more the square peg/round hole feeling I get. Like I'd rather an explicit event loop mechanism even if it's nicer than raw io-uring, kqueue etc.
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@LewisCTech Well, for starters, async runtimes aren't all that heavy. smol is pretty lightweight and would have been fine. In practice, a it's a pain to get any sort of concurrency in a single threaded state machine and most systems that you would consider async for actually need concurrency
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