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@DrDre1914 @chickyxime I came to say the check looks fake because "Maine lobster" was spelled wrong and on the bottom of the check it says 18% is added but the bill says 20%

@chickyxime BTW he makes up stories for content.

Man Says He Ended Up in Jail Because a Restaurant Refused to Split the Bill

@Diedmocratic My bad I thought that was a euro symbol 😅

@JerryLSpringer everything is not dollars cowboi

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If your Apple Cash money disappeared just have a friend send you no less than $10 and it should reappear in your account

@ljmkent2 @ihatemicki I came to vouch for this. I tried it and it worked

@ihatemicki Trying to help everyone out cuz this is ridiculous. Have a friend Apple Cash you $10 (min for withdrawal) and that should reset everything. No less than 10. I had been waiting for 12+ hours for my $900 that disappeared. Saw someone on twitter say this worked. Tried it and worked

Mine been missing for 2 hours!!! Finally got someone on the phone from Apple Cash support and all she could tell me was that they're "working diligently" to resolve the issue and "check back later". I'm so fuckin mad 😭

@greg16676935420 Some people are just truly miserable. They hate seeing others enjoy life and other people showing others attention when they aren't. Misery loves company

🚨BREAKING: Freddy has deactivated his 𝕏 account and released the statement below We’ll never forget you Freddy (even though you wouldn’t come to my house for spaghetti)

@Ailuromage @t__mmy @2eggwhite Idk why this made me laugh 😂😂😂

@t__mmy @2eggwhite I am tired of living among people who don't have reading comprehension

Watching a budget cooking video and the woman has to adjust a literal Great Depression recipe because the ingredients would be too expensive in 2026

@milops93 @HumansNoContext Nice thanks!!

@JerryLSpringer @HumansNoContext It's called pravilo. An ancestral Russian form of stretching

She was barbecued 😭

@FredFerraro @c0rieFontenot @wisconsin_now Did the exact same 😂😂

@c0rieFontenot @wisconsin_now Me while reading this. That sounds like a perfectly normal thing to do… oh. Never mind.

Omg

@DrewVento Saving this 😂😂😂

Dudes will ask where the bitches at but never look within

@Outkick $80

Coors Light is rolling out a 'Tallerboy' for the World Cup that holds THREE beers in it On sale tomorrow on Coors website

@poketal With how much salt and butter is in this I hope this isn't a single serving

@lidolmix This is funny and wholesome af 😂😂😂

rihanna fighting for her life

@ColorMe_Fudge @AriellaHutt Euphoria

@AriellaHutt What show?

Alright now saweetie aiko the scientist

@RyanTmhg @WendWitch Perfect use of this gif 😂😂😂

Today on the plane I opened my little milk for my coffee and it was pressurised from being in the sky and when I opened it a little bit squirted onto the laptop of the guy next to me and he screamed

@notgwendalupe This has me dying laughing 😂😂😂😂😂

Laurie in Euphoria's last episode

@DLJAY_ @Y40IFRQTTING If they asked the question exactly as they said it, then you don't know if they're asking because they want you to us AI or to weed out the people who do

@Y40IFRQTTING Yall! If you want a job, just tell these companies what they want to hear!! It was a question asking you how you use AI to speed up tasks. Just lie if you want a job.

I had a job interview today, the first thing they asked me was straight up "So do you use AI". When I told them I "prefer not to use it in my personal life" the Danish supervisor lady did an over the top 😬.

@LEPER_KlNG This was me when I dropped an expensive bottle of wine in the wine room while I was up on the ladder and that's when I found out bouncy wood floors existed 😂

at the lab i acidentally dropped a reagent that costs more than me, my entire family tree, my neighborhood and possibly my entire state combined. it didnt break. thankfully. but for one moment i felt the fear of God that only an illiterate rural medieval peasant would feel

@EMJ4YART And where does someone draw the line at when all people are doing is negatively criticizing things/people for their own personal gain?

Friendly reminder that "let people enjoy things" and "let people criticize things" are two statements that can and should coexist