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😂😂 I’m logging off

@creatinjustin @Darcie1387 Those are CB’s dancers! 🤣

@Darcie1387 Who the f**k said this was the Backstreet Boys LMAO

What happens when celebrities surprised their biggest fans

@ThoughtCrimes80 This isn’t new, lived in az and border patrol checkpoints are very routine from sierra vista to Tucson.

Why can’t you just answer him? One word can set you free lady. 😑

@TODAYshow even Nugget 🐈 couldn’t take her eyes off the @NASAArtemis 🚀 launch! Bang Zoom to the Moon!🌙 🫡💖

Megan Thee Stallion and Nickelback team up for a remix of How You Remind Me for Cheetos Flamin’ Hot Dill Pickle

@iamcardib @iamcardib sis you spoke this tour into existence! This is everything 🫡💖🥰😭💯

This is crazy!! I was intimidated seeing so many people 😩 I can’t believe it’s so many people that came to see me.. like yeah I know I’m “Cardi B” and I’ve been doing this for years but it still amazes me every single time. Unbelievable. God how did this happen? ❤️❤️

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@Amtrak 💓

@united Problem solved! You see, this is why me & my BF @uniTED gonna stay 2gether 4Ever💘TED & I know relationships are about communication. If you don’t feel the 💖 from your carrier, you may want to consider MY beloved uniTED💓. I don’t mind sharing🥰

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@united disappointed by Dulles Polaris ticket counter. They didn’t mark PRIORITY on my check bag?! Flying Polaris to London I thought I was avoiding delays…I was wrong as I was left to wait for my luggage, even with my premiere status tag. Polaris I was expecting more!

@iamcardib I love the way dancers make it work no matter what!🤣 they like…body roll on the floor ma! All good! We got you!💕

Can someone put a community note on this ? This video is clearly Ai .

This is what makes @Amtrak special…you can travel your entire life & Amtrak will show you beautiful parts of the U.S. where roads simply can’t go!💓

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HR said we need ‘balance.’ So here is our balanced message (take it or leave it) Please drive safe. Stop abandoning cars. Stop doing donuts in front of officers. Stop skiing behind pickup trucks, morons.

Ok Chat, we have no choice. Giving the phone to HR. It was nice interacting with you all since

HR just said ‘Give me the phone.’ We said ‘No.’ They said ‘YES.’ We said ‘This is police property.’ They said ‘Even worse.’

@LMPD Tell them you meant it as a motivational objective to “NOT” be one…see what we did there.

HR asked, ‘Did you call an entire neighborhood a menace?’ We said: ‘Respectfully, they slid a Toyota Camry into a Waffle House’. They are not laughing.

@LMPD Sitting there like…

HR is scrolling. SCROLLING. We didn’t realize how many tweets we actually did until we saw her finger moving like a slot machine. This is not good, yall.

@LMPD Nooooo! I don’t even live there and I follow LMPD!😂 ❤️ tell them to go somewhere with them archaic SM policy memos. Your content is 🔥

BREAKING: HR has set a meeting with the Social Media Team today at noon. Chat, are we cooked?

Bobby getting his groove back. I like that 😀😃