@Anamanaguchi @timbutterly Hipster stuff was “Safe and Sound” being explained to me by bi sexual bartenders too much so I bought GTAV, Red Dead and drank at my apartment with Native American women instead in Newport Kentucky
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Kaizen_Roger
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Kaizen_Roger
@KaizenRoger
Comedian, DJ, Music Producer, Drone Pilot, Plumber former Pick Up Coach.
Columbus, OH 가입일 Aralık 2021
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You guys don't know the real hipster shit the early 2010s feelings that made me uncomfortable so I went home and played dark souls instead
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@maineadelphia The hedonistic belief that unrequited narcissistic indulgence has a long term benefit and not absolute hell to you and those around you.
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the western obsession w thinking you need to have a family bc you approaching 30 😭
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@charcoded If you’ve been lifting enough to pick those up you have enough respect to put them back
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@Jessica99219624 My name isn’t actually Kaizen which I have to specify more than you’d think. I’ve fucked girls I didn’t know their name &they didn’t know mine in 15 min meet to sex before. Comfort isn’t built the same everytime. Sometimes it’s nonlinear 😂
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Alright I’m with the principle, but “what’s your name again” is insane
Kaizen_Roger@KaizenRoger
@Mphod0lsk1 First time ever meeting me she drove 1hr 20 min. Don’t let these women make excuses cause another one will make it happen. Know your worth
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@kingmoneygang0 Unnecessary stress, there’s fish in the water but you’re trying to get the one already on someone’s hook? You want the smoke? Why? I’d rather have quiet than wonder is someone gonna smash my windows out
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I always thought ts was corny all these single women but you want pussy another man is currently sticking his dick in
.@haitianglock
That side nigga shit is funny until you meet dude and see how happy he is to be with her
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From years of random steroid dudes asking me to spot them I learned a ton of workouts and was motivated to keep going. Now I get 18/19yr olds that ask me questions it’s my duty to pass on the knowledge. Thats the gym in a nutshell
boto@TsarinaBomba
One of the first times I ever went to the gym I was feeling pretty self conscious until this absolutely massive guy asked me to spot him on the bench, and afterwards I never gave a fuck what anyone thought again. Anyway just asked some pipsqueak for a spot and I can tell you it’s not because I thought he’d be any help
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Regularly see origins unknown brown man struggle to bench the bar with under 100lbs on it. If anything you’re turning prey into predators by making women stronger than them😂
Catulle Lafortune@catul_lafortune
It makes me laugh when girls come to the gym and tell me, “But I don’t want to look like a man.” Sis, even the “men” can’t look like men.
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@Mphod0lsk1 First time ever meeting me she drove 1hr 20 min. Don’t let these women make excuses cause another one will make it happen. Know your worth
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@bolexy2004 I’m lifting to be able to move at 90 not so some vapid whore can get wet from looking at me
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Gym bros, be honest:
If nobody could see your physique, would you still train?
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@Zeezlebop @Xxjake_n_bakexx They’re under pharmaceutical scrutiny, they call it missdose like if you have someone the wrong medicine since it’s considered medical marijuana. They weren’t even allowed to say last names. It’s a racket because the owners are retards and steal crazy $ from people making $18
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@KaizenRoger @Xxjake_n_bakexx the dispensaries seem upset when they ask me "sativa or indica" and I say surprise me, i dont give a shit
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After working in the cannabis industry for a few years I can tell you this for a fact,its full of candy ass crypto bro, house flipping, silver spoon having never grown a single plant in their life dickweeds who operates the whole shitshow. Not your mom and pop shops I'm talking..
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@nomodeath Being ripped and listening to music that hits is top tier activity especially if you got a loud system to play on
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I moan a little for each and they sound the exact same
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S.@sagelovebars
Going to the gym consistently I'm either...hungry, horny or sore all the time
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@G_CobraTheMan “I was out with my girls dressed up make up trying to look as good as possible in a bar where people drink and hit on women and OMG someone had the nerve to ask my number for windows so I gave it to them so they’d leave and my hair is messed up cause it was windy”
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@G_CobraTheMan Girls nights is an excuse to try to cheat without accountability. Get dressed up and if they happen to get hit on “OMG they didn’t even plan it and it’s probably cause they’re hot and this guy paid attention unlike you” looking for better options straight up.
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Men get mocked for having bros and wanting bro time.
Women treat girls' nights and trips as sacred.
Male bonding is toxic. Female bonding is essential.
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@he4rtgoId Being gay doesn’t make you a piece of shit but it also doesn’t make you NOT a piece of shit. You can be a bad person and not use the cover of some group to hide it
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Generational sex trauma is MK Monarch programming. That sounds like some Jesuits programming
No Jumper@nojumper
Blueface tell AB and his plans for his son’s 18th birthday “When my son turn 18, I'm getting a prostitute and we f-cking her together”
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@rorel_rambles @Mericamemed From being wrong?😂 You’re a 💩 who eats Fox News B team slop and suggs off dudes whose family openly hates them. DJing is one of the 10 things I do but sure grasp at any attempt to not look like a bitch and try to attack me 👌
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Congratulations!! You found the rarest Pokémon ever.
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@jambronies @AspersionCaster Guy who watches fishtank=never gets laid. Opinion disregarded
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@KaizenRoger @AspersionCaster If you think sports fandom is a cope for not having kids you’re a retard.
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Imagine being a guy who sticks his tongue out when he gets excited
Sam Morril@sammorril
We flew into San Antonio and stole game one!
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