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@cecsquared The progress these literal BABIES make from day one to graduate will make you tear up as they’re growing into little adults. They’re still jovial and not beaten by school yet and they’re so proud to show you how big they are 😭this world is dark enough, cherish these moments

Can someone give me a convincing reason for kindergarteners to have a graduation

@luisjgomez Going balls out is underrated, I pulled my testicles out of my zipper to breathe when I was 18 at my job in front of coworkers and have anytime I need an emergency laugh at every job since like they’re an AED Device.

Penis is creepy. Balls are funny.

@KillaKreww I haven’t seen a clip of this kid I don’t like 😂 savage

Howie Mandel instantly regretted having Matan on his podcast after he kept being UNHINGED, claiming gay people are “DISGUSTING” and calling his co-host “r*tarded” 😭💀

So what we're supposed to believe is that a guy who only had 75 donations from Kentucky, an empty victory party, and nobody at his rallies, managed to double turnout from 2024 plus get all 10k mail in ballots KY-4 may have been outright fraud These numbers don't make sense

@samtripoli Imagine the emotional burden he’s had, it’s probably bitter sweet to not have that hanging over him or the death threats he got or national scrutiny. Not to say he’s 100% clean but it’s like being fired and being like “Not my problem anymore”

Sorry but the dude is way too happy after getting his political career snuffed out by a foreign lobby. Way too happy!

I called it immediately, ZERO chance there wasn’t any fraud in the MOST campaign opposition donations EVER! Like what % fraud is there normally WITHOUT 25 million involved from people conspiring

@MurrayHillGuy1 I’m dating with intention, the intention of cumming inside a pussy.😏

Why do all women above 24 love the word “dating with intention?”

@_dxllz7 Indians.

What are u starting to dislike more as u get older?

@juegosnoguey I used to write “CLOWN TESTICLES” in marker on desks. I figured out it’s lb for lb the funniest phrase to get someone to spit something out the mouth if you yell it at them while they’re drinking anything.

maybe boredom is good but without phones we werent just perfectly socializing like this. You would carve "DEREK IS GHEY" into the desk for 45 mins with a penny to pass time.

@brucefenton You SINCERELY BELIEVE there was zero election fraud against Massie? You don’t think ANY of the votes may be questionable when he had the MOST donated opposition for a congress member EVER? Fraud can happen right? How about when the MOST MONEY EVER is used?

The lesson tonight is that yes, Republican voters in Kentucky are so stupid that they can be fooled by a campaign funded by a foreign nation.

@Daywrotethis Watched other men and talked shit in your head to feed your own ego. Cool story dude I’m sure you’re a fun hang 😂Sometimes a chick is beat and the neon hair, cheap tattoos and facial piercings makes you know the ending to the story without needing to crack the book open

Counted seven men in their twenties at the bar last night. Not one was talking to a woman. They were watching a game none of them played, in a city none of them were born in, drinking beer none of them brewed, surrounded by women they were too defeated to approach. The whole room stenched of hypnotized surrender.

If you believe Massie lost you believe the votes were ALL 100% LEGIT in the most campaign donated opposition EVER! Zero election fraud against the ONLY opposition to the ENTIRE Sitting congress of Israel? Bitch you’re retarded! No chance they didn’t rig the fucking KY election

@Thefactsdude They don’t put up with NO FOOLISHNESS in this establishment, she tried to order off the secret menu with her wildin ass and got a knuckle sandwich ticket to Grim Hortins 🥊💀

NEW: 75-year-old dies after physical fight with 20-year-old shift leader at Fort Wayne Tim Hortons On May 13, 2026, Anita Ann Grayson entered the Tim Hortons lobby on Ice Way/Lima Road in Fort Wayne to complain about her drive-thru order. She began berating a 17-year-old female employee. When 20-year-old shift leader August Horner intervened, Grayson struck her, sparking a physical fight in which both women fell to the ground. After the altercation was broken up, Grayson sat at a table, then lay on the floor and became unresponsive. The family and community are calling for justice for Grayson and for Tim Hortons to close its doors.

@braylon125 My passport got stamps on her dime. How can a woman tell me anything after that 😂 I need more Delta miles to feel loved 🥰

the amount of money a Woman will spend on you when she like you is crazyyyyyyy 😭😭😭

@souporsonic_ I don’t really drink but yes and I’ll make sure we do something extremely intimate so when we don’t talk n a month it becomes a distant memory of filth/passion of many meaningless moments we don’t talk about

hey do u wanna have hot sex twice on the first date then barely talk apart from liking each others stories cuz ur an alcoholic

@omgsidewalks How else were you supposed to break windows with rocks or find porn in the woods?

Be honest. Did parents really just let their kids wander the neighbourhood all day with no phone and just say be home before dark ??

@ceraliza Evidence for why you don’t schedule dates/ just have them come over: Time, energy, money for someone who will drop it for something shinier that pops up.

I have a first date with a guy on Saturday when I jokingly asked him this…date successfully cancelled 🤦🏾‍♀️

@misslucidsdiary If you no tip it makes a minimum amount to get it off their board which sometimes is more than a regular tip. I drove DoorDash and made no money so I ate someone’s order that was more than I was gonna be paid and deleted it. They still let me do it a few times after 😂

I heard doordash was stealing tips from their drivers so out of curiosity, I asked the woman who dropped off my tacos how much it's showing that I tipped her; she said $5. I showed her my phone where I tipped $20 (bc the taco place was busy and she waited for my order). 😐

@Kgothatsoxo I did logistics brokerage and they passed out beers at everyone’s desk at 4:30 & had keggers with wings every Friday outside. TQL in Cincinnati, my buddy there drank a bottle almost every night he said & he died in his sleep after a few years. Insane what they did for sales

My friend just video called me from his new job and they are allowed to drink alcohol in the office , guess which industry he is in

@staindegoat I’ve lost count how many times this has happened to me. Last one lived with her boyfriend but was still married AND came to fuck me at my house. Marriage is a joke in the US, it might as well be a paper festival wristband

A friend hooked me up with her friend who was recently divorced and apparently had a thing for me. That's cool. Super good-looking, very funny. We're both in our late 20's. Why not? We go out for dinner and she explains she's actually separated, not "fully" divorced.