@souljagoyteller @CantEverDie A picture is worth 10 thousand words
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Krabby Koder
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Krabby Koder
@KrabbyKoder
gopher, pythonista, phone enthusiast, linux bigot, rustacian, 9fan, reply-guy. DTMF enthusiast.
Îles Kerguelen 가입일 Ocak 2012
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Apparently, tokenmaxing is the new developer productivity metric.
And it is as useful as lines of code per day was in earlier days.
Gergely Orosz@GergelyOrosz
Today, I got messages from 3 different devs at 3 different large tech companies (1,000+ devs each). "tokenmaxxing" is happening inside all of them. Why? Because all of them measure either token usage, or surface metrics like DX's TrueThroughput that reward complex code!
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so they're forcing people to get new hardware? disgusting
XDA@xdadevelopers
Linux 7.1 is finally ending support for Intel's 37-year-old 486 processor bit.ly/41coN9f
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Straight boys wouldn't last 5 minutes in gay clubs around Europe and it won't just be from what they're seeing on the telly haha
Tony@bloodylikeab0dy
I actually agree with whomever said we should start playing gay porn at gay bars again to weed out the straight people
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@LisaForteUK @brianwhelton I traipsed all over London and nobody chased me with knives
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@brianwhelton It’s amazing any of us Brits ever leave our houses. I have to literally sprint to the shops because people are attacking me with knives so much
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Well I’m in Trafalgar Square in London an found a reasonably decent chippy, of course, as Americans who have never leave their Moms basement will tell you, I’m in danger, this is a dangerous place, look at all the gangs of foreigners, this may be my last meal…
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@txgermanbre Many of these oversized vehicles are not built well
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The reason why is physically structural. A lot of Europe’s road network predates cars, let alone modern freight. Medieval city layouts, tight turns, narrow village streets, older bridges. Even highways (Autobahn, etc.) are more constrained in geometry than US interstates.
First Squawk@FirstSquawk
US CARMAKERS ACCUSE EU OF BLOCKING SUPERSIZED PICK-UP TRUCKS FROM ROADS - FT
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one time when i first moved to Germany i put my foot on the edge of the seat across from me to balance my sketchbook and a woman yelled at me and threw a newspaper at me lmao
cleopatra⁷ 🪭 will see BTS 질척 질척@taehyungkwondo
love the photo but the german in me is screaming "take your shoes off the seat"
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H&K Germany: "We supply ze German military with high-quality assault rifles to fulfill their constitutional mission of defending the country🥰"
H&K USA: "Every coffee place is very dangerous and you better pack sum heat 😤"
Heckler & Koch@HecklerAndKoch
A no-compromise, fully featured micro-compact from our factory in Oberndorf, Germany.
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What would even be in the update notes?
💡Muffins now average 3% crispier
💡Now supports Bagels v1.0.2
💡Accepts Litecoin
💡AI model updated to Nov 2025
Brian Stone@briandstone
I can’t go out with you tonight, I have to update my toaster.
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Best country you’ve ever visited based solely on the snacks available?
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The Strait of Hormuz is not reopening.
Now what?
Drexel-Alvernon, AZ 🇺🇸 English
@shehackspurple Some project manager got a promotion because of this feature
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Android's new feature "adjust how bright you want your flashlight to be, every time, instead of just on/off": NO THANK YOU. I don't want to press extra buttons for no reason thanks.
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@vxunderground @StarforgePCs Ask them if they can make a deskmat of that
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please dont do this.
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vx-underground@vxunderground
In 2025 science was conducted. After careful review, we determined it takes 3 ½ thingies of mayonnaise to fill up a Dell Optiplex. New science must be performed. Mayonnaise is too expensive, we need to know how many thingies of Ranch dressing can fill a Dell. Previous science:
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I volunteered one of my fellow SSGs for UA NCO, and he tagged me back by having me on the meat gazer detail every time. I even put it on my ETS NCOER which made it to the CSM before anyone noticed "enforced good order and discipline by personally observing 1.2km of cumulative phallic specimen collection over past 12mo"
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At one Army unit, I got piss tested quite a bit. As comeuppance for harassment from the SGT meat-gazers, I got hammered one Sunday and pounded like a quart of red food coloring. The next day when I start pissing red I screamed bloody murder and the meat-gazer threw up. e4 mafia W
Brother Shackleford@Hotchkiz
>Potty training youngest >Last night pee was red >Wife freaks out >About to go to ER >Get her to calm down and set up an appointment with pediatrician for 7AM today >Pediatrician runs test on urine. Slightly orangish red colored >Perfectly hydrated, no bacteria >Says to come back on Thursday if it persists >Wife still worried/agitated >Changing their poop, notice glitter while wiping >Switch on detective mode >Check the box of glitter crayons sister recently got for her birthday >All the reds and oranges are gone >Check under youngest’s bed >Crayon wrappers with no crayons within. Reds and oranges. >Mystery solved >Wife is now able to sleep soundly
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@Cthulhu_Answers Orban is in danger of losing.
Hopefully it goes as well as when Vance met the previous pope.
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@Crisslikesfball Wait you don’t believe in that version of The Abrahamic Cinematic Universe? /s
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When I was a kid I remember going to church and wonder how tf do people believe in that shit
Nzioka Muli@nziokamul1
I was raised religious till I reached the age of reason.
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