Mark

I had to check this is real... Yep.... Now retired from Austin, Texas

These people walk amongst us... instagram.com/reel/DWMjzqLjc…

@curb_david I'd definitely go with the Ted instead.. that thing is minging

Is The Larry David Sandwich For You? For the sandwich, you need bagels, tomato, caper cream cheese, pickled red onions, smoked sable and whitefish salad. parade.com/food/larry-dav…

Starmer playing football. The game passes him by. He’s probably one of those shite, talentless footballers who can only contribute by barking orders and taking all the throw ins…because it’s the only way they become visible during a game.

⁦@StamfordAFC1896⁩

@KemiBadenoch Everything about that man is a corrupt lie

Keir Starmer can't - or won't - tell us if he spoke to Peter Mandelson before appointing him as ambassador. The strange absence of Starmer's opinion in the Mandelson files. Now the curious case of McSweeney's 'stolen' phone. There's something fishy going on.

Made a much better photo for his insta though..

😂 😂 😂

Sadly, a very good friend has just passed away. Tying to work out when is the best time to have the 'dead men don't need season tickets' conversation with his widow as there are some very big games coming up.

@EssexPR Is anyone surprised he's lying?

KEIR STARMER IS LYING HERE, THERE WAS A MEETING ABOUT THE PHONES CONTENT BEFORE IT WAS STOLEN… HE KNOWS THAT. THIS ABSOLUTELY STINKS

@Bluelightether Thankfully it wasn't my money. It's not difficult to go online and place an order with a local florist. Using people like @MoonpigUK is just lazy and very expensive

@MarkSJordan I hope you can get your money back at least. I once ordered expensive perfume from a department store, a tin of biscuits arrived! I did get a refund though.

@MoonpigUK what an absolute shower. 2 deliveries for my wife's birthday. Both totally destroyed on arrival

@Bluelightether I doubt that. @MoonpigUK can't even answer their online chat

@AnneWilkie52 But it soon passes and we go back to not giving a shit

🤔😂😂

@LotteryWinners Despair

What exactly causes that Travelodge smell?

@Bluelightether Absolutely appalling. The box the flowers were in was so fucked, the card had fallen out somewhere 🤷🏼‍♂️

@MarkSJordan That’s disappointing, to say the least.

@NotFarLeftAtAll 9%. Lying cunt

Wiggy the Piggy Lied

@GavinScott86902 @YouYeltz We'll see.

@MarkSJordan @YouYeltz No, chairman has a huge amount of money.

What a bunch of timewasters 🙄🤷🏻‍♂️ One minute they’re flying up the leagues, piling the money in, media attention, things are great. Then one tough season in Step 3 and the white flag comes out. Harder than it looks, isn’t it? Another house of cards topples down. 🥱😴