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@MarkSJordan

Generally despairing. Complacency is the enemy. Married to the blonde. Stamford AFC

UK Katılım Nisan 2011
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No Context Brits@NoContextBrits·
The perfect thing for this weather.
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@thecasualultra Those are the same fans that were celebrating finishing 17th yesterday
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Just noticed this madness on my camera roll. Look at the image and the reflection; look away and look back.. I still don't understand how it works
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@FlissZak I only have to look away and look back
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Hell(BEN)t@JakeBleu·
@MarkSJordan Try this one, it seriously freaked me out at the time. What the instructions miss is to continuously blink really quickly as you’re looking up. Also needs to be a white ceiling if possible for the best effects
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@Bluelightether And it changes repeatedly looking back and forth or turning it upside down. I still don't understand it
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Jade@Bluelightether·
@MarkSJordan That freaked me out, first glance was seeing her reflection, so ok then glanced again !!!
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Fatbaldbloke@Fatbaldbloke1·
What are people mostly worried about in the UK today? You said "VAT rates on Theme Park Admission" "If it's up there you can bum me on camera"
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Breakfast in the garden surrounded by nothing but birdsong
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@jonhopswan I said exactly that. Without spending a fortune, they're fucked
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Jon Hopkins@jonhopswan·
Now that the deceptive dust has finally settled on the whole Southampton 'Spygate' saga, my one take from yesterday's Championship Play-Off Final, controversial as it may be, was that both teams looked absolutely fucking rubbish.
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James Melville 🚜@JamesMelville·
Here is another of my regular bank holiday requests where I ask you all for great album recommendations. It doesn’t matter what era or genre. Best album recommendation wins a retweet. 🎶
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@bigphil321 Karma dictates they're crying now 🤣
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Jon Hopkins@jonhopswan·
Southampton fans right now.
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Phil Rostron ⚽️👍🍻
In this big world of big news… It’s probably the most menial news ever… But using my nail gun today.. I sent a Brad nail right through my finger.. Into the nail, out the other side, and still did its job.. I’ve got a very sore finger, but there’s bigger issues in the world 😫😂
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Ant Middleton@antmiddleton·
@HJB_News__ 😂🤣😂 You’ll do absolutely nothing Starmer! You’ll be in prison before you know it, along with Khan! Your time is well and truly coming to an abrupt end… Treason! 🫡🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿
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