Mark
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Mark
@MarkSJordan
Generally despairing. Complacency is the enemy. Married to the blonde. Stamford AFC
UK Katılım Nisan 2011
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@thecasualultra Those are the same fans that were celebrating finishing 17th yesterday
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Safe to say the Spurs fans weren’t too thrilled with the Arsenal fans rolling past.. 😫😳
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You only did this to make me turn my laptop upside down! 😂 Only upside down can I see it!
Mark@MarkSJordan
Just noticed this madness on my camera roll. Look at the image and the reflection; look away and look back.. I still don't understand how it works
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@MarkSJordan Try this one, it seriously freaked me out at the time.
What the instructions miss is to continuously blink really quickly as you’re looking up.
Also needs to be a white ceiling if possible for the best effects
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@Bluelightether And it changes repeatedly looking back and forth or turning it upside down. I still don't understand it
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@MarkSJordan That freaked me out, first glance was seeing her reflection, so ok then glanced again !!!
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@MarkSJordan Like the 7,563,290,488 other things
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Mark retweetledi
What are people mostly worried about in the UK today?
You said "VAT rates on Theme Park Admission"
"If it's up there you can bum me on camera"
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@jonhopswan I said exactly that. Without spending a fortune, they're fucked
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Now that the deceptive dust has finally settled on the whole Southampton 'Spygate' saga, my one take from yesterday's Championship Play-Off Final, controversial as it may be, was that both teams looked absolutely fucking rubbish.
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@JamesMelville Victim of a Casual Thing by Birmingham's finest, @theclauseuk
Superb debut album from last year
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Here is another of my regular bank holiday requests where I ask you all for great album recommendations. It doesn’t matter what era or genre. Best album recommendation wins a retweet. 🎶
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Pathetic😤😤😤
People who do stuff like this are mindless morons, I hope they’re caught and banned for life 😤😤🤬🤬
Sky Sports News@SkySportsNews
BREAKING: Hull City's team bus has had a window smashed this afternoon ahead of their Championship play-off final clash against Middlesbrough 🚨
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In this big world of big news…
It’s probably the most menial news ever…
But using my nail gun today..
I sent a Brad nail right through my finger..
Into the nail, out the other side, and still did its job..
I’ve got a very sore finger, but there’s bigger issues in the world 😫😂
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@HJB_News__ 😂🤣😂 You’ll do absolutely nothing Starmer! You’ll be in prison before you know it, along with Khan! Your time is well and truly coming to an abrupt end…
Treason! 🫡🏴
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