Michelle Field

@Ocado @CadburyUK Double Decker all the way....

We love all chocolate but what’s your favourite? #worldchocolateday

Why has no one asked how the boy band Blue had the city on lock down by simply driving by in their low ride? Get these guys involved

@British_Airways how do we book using the future travel voucher? The phone number provided is incorrect!

@daveynolan We polished off two bottles of limoncello in 1.5hrs by doing a shot every time the word ‘unprecedented’ was used on tv...

My misses said to me tonight. “I think we should maybe stop drinking so much in the evenings?” So if anyone has a garage or a shed she could stay in, DM me and il drop her off. #lockdownuk #Covid_19

@kieren79 Just a little bit of rum here... 🤘

@Michelle__Field Haha good luck with that! Yoh must have some rum tho too?

Well if no other fuckers going to drink it I will!! #corona

@daveynolan @Pewshamboy @adamokeeffeAMP You clearly haven’t watched @Wood3rs play cricket - he’s like Flinoff, on acid, but a bit slower (quite a bit in fact) x

@Pewshamboy @adamokeeffeAMP Il admit that was quality. But 20/20 aside. Cricket is shit

8.5 hours of cricket and it’s a draw. Super over! Come on England 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

@daveynolan I’m close to a heart attack - Stu’s in bits 😳

Wow that’s quality. Who would have thought cricket could be that exciting. What a day of sport.

@easyJet what is going on with the #Rhodes flights guys??! Delays on the way out from LGW and even worse delays on the way home, 18 flights booked within 13 days & delays on all!! You are costing us a fortune in #Ouzo...

We’re planning/scheming our next event here in #Devizes and we’re on the hunt for a unique space... One-off, one-day only (in August) location/venue is key (small/underground/old shop/dark/grotty venue considered)… instagram.com/p/Bxtwi6Gl57I/…

Tickets are selling fast, grab yours now online at muckanddunder.co.uk @sndubstation #rum #devizes #BORN2RUM

@TBIF Andre’s a legend! Always love chatting to him when I’m in #carnabystreet :) plus he’s a great artist!

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@gordonsmart @ThemuckD @VictoriousFest Haha, it was our best kept secret till then! Must catch up for that dram of whiskey one day! Cheers :)

@gordonsmart do you reckon we could sneak the bigger & better @ThemuckD in at this years @VictoriousFest camp site?! #rum #wiltshire #muckanddunder

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Me: I want to be like Petra from @SAS_WDW she is nails... Also me: There’s a knot in my trainer laces, looks like I can’t go for a run... #SASwhodareswins

@JamesAcaster Weapon of choice...

Do you want to try over 400 of the rarest rums from across the globe, and then decided #DMF is the best? 😜 You can, we have 2 tickets to #RumFest on Sun 21 Oct to giveaway RT + FOLLOW #deadmansfingers + @UKRumfest for your chance to WIN! Winner chosen THIS SAT at 11am 💀👍🏻

@Ocado by far the best online food shopping experience, ever...no more supermarket aisle or checkout rage for me again... #nomorewildintheaisle

@Johnnyvaughan come and have a #rum at the #MuckandDunder bar in the standard campsite!