Steve

@ClaireWestbro14 Yeah. Odd stuff. I’d like my head to put it to bed before the day breaks - but no. Sometimes it just pops out of nowhere and says “ you’re not finished with this yet”

@Minaretunit Mines been having a birthday lately. None of my usual dreams, just lots of random stuff, it's as the I've forgotten how to lucid dream.

@BBCNews Anyone?

Clair Obscur takes top Bafta Games Award but misses out on clean sweep bbc.in/487eqau

@rackandrule Ah no! The players don’t change much 👍🤫

@AllisonPearson @Fasgadh27 Perfect information is no friend of essentially non-consensual political doctrines

Starmer is a dead duck. But he is a stuffed dead duck. They’ll keep him in place until after the Labour rout on 7th May. Labour will cease to exit as a political force even in its strongholds. They need a scapegoat. Or a stuffed duck.

@FidelCuntstruck As do you. Not many share our gift.

@Minaretunit You have great taste ..

@PolitlcsUK @macnahgalla @guardian “So Peter, anything on your mind before you take on the most high profile position in the diplomatic world” “Oh absolutely nothing” 😂😂😂

🚨 NEW: Keir Starmer’s top Civil Servants Antonia Romeo and Catherline Little have known since March that Peter Mandelson failed his vetting It contradicts No 10’s claim that “nobody” in the building knew [@guardian]

@JukeBoxNonStop bloody hell

No matter how many times I listen to this, I cannot get over how incredible this sounds live! #TalkTalk

@PecanC8 "This is the blood of christ.. his worldly possessions, his semi-det in fulham, his ISA..."

Her First Holy Communion, and instead of just taking small sip of the wine, she proceeded to chug it down! The reaction of the priest is priceless. 😂

@nobleisawinner Everyone in life has a boss - even those with one supposedy outside of it.

Why is the Pope promoting Islam while Christians are being slaughtered by Islamists?

@LizKershawDJ Both voices of real meaning on the radio, which meant a great deal. Sorry for your loss

Thank you for all your messages of affection for Our Andtew and kindness today. I’ve lost my best friend

@FlavellG @Redagitator Good heavens! Congratulations to you both. May the sun shine on you perpetually

News Alert ‼️ Sorry I wasn’t on much yesterday, was a little busy getting married! Yes, indeed, my sweetheart @Redagitator & I eloped in Antigua, and will now relax & enjoy our honeymoon… 🥂🍾❤️ Surprise! 😎

@IainDale @chilternbear11 Mandleson isn’t some disinterested party in all this. Ask him - make him lie

A former No 10 chief of Staff just told me: "It’s beyond belief that anyone other than the PM overruled the security assesment."

@Battsby There’s basically no meat on them

@Minaretunit Well, you wouldn't want full-grown ones!

@minimooey @JulesT737 Well, yes. You are somewhat more prolific I guess the holiday is over

@JulesT737 Morning, hopefully the gremlins are sorted.

Morning all

@returningfromt2 @WheresWilly8 I wouldn't get blood on that beauty

@WheresWilly8 @Minaretunit Be driving a truck later...👀

I do like the nice things in life but sometimes a new hammer brings joy. 🤗

@MarcherReborn AvTur?

@Independent does no one in the airline world hedge fuel costs any more?

KLM cancels over 150 flights due to the soaring price of fuel trib.al/PyyEBDy

@EmmaF_2025 you'll be fine once you've gotten moving 😂

Some idiot told me it was going to be a nice day today. LIES.

@Inevitablewest I find it incredible, astonishing even that the likes of the @bbc, @10DowningStreet and the @vonderleyen launched into "the witch is dead" applause and not once questioned why the most intelligent and capable politician on mainland Europe simply capitulated and smiled.

It looks like Hungary played the EU. Magyar was an ally of Orbán up until 2024 before becoming the "opposition." Since winning, he's rejected the EU and said Orbán was "too lenient" on immigration. Orbán may now run against Ursula for President of the EU Commission. 🇭🇺

@WanderingSadu A little eccentricity makes you live forever.

@Minaretunit He monitors Tenerife daily

My dad still uses Teletext