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Finton Elder

@MinisterSpew

don't cry for me; I'm already dead

United States 가입일 Temmuz 2023
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@JebraFaushay Pretty cool mirrored bib though. For drool catching and chopping lines.
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Dr. Jebra Faushay@JebraFaushay·
Newest on the AARP tour of singers who should reconsider performing is beloved icon Blondie. She’s three quaaludes to the wind, just my opinion.
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Dr. Jebra Faushay
Dr. Jebra Faushay@JebraFaushay·
First they came for the skinny jeans And I did not speak out. 👖 Then they came for the no-show socks And I did not speak out. 🧦 Then they came for the clean hair. And I had to speak out.🪮 Trying to make dirty unwashed hair trendy and stylish is where I draw the line.
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@JoshuaLisec why you should never, ever marry a liberal woman, even in the very, very, very unlikely event she's a 10 and independently wealthy.
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@GuntherEagleman pretty rich to hear them complain about weaponizing the department of justice. and that voice. that high pitched lisp. it does not inspire confidence. it inspires mockery.
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@marycatedelvey As it should be. We got into a bad habit of prioritizing the needs of other nations in the aftermath of WWII. That era appears to be coming to an end, but those who benefitted from it (looking at you, commies and globalists) won’t let that happen without a fight.
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@JebraFaushay Rode that shizzle until the wheels gave out and the body cracked and sagged.
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Dr. Jebra Faushay@JebraFaushay·
This is one of those toys that everyone had in the 80s.
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MaryCate Delvey
MaryCate Delvey@marycatedelvey·
I may wish the best for and pray for people around the world, but my politics, as an American, are America Only.
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Defiant L’s@DefiantLs·
92-year-old woman in China climbs 2-meter-high gate to escape nursing home
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Joshua Lisec, The Ghostwriter
Have you talked to a divorce lawyer recently? This dynamic is ubiquitous. The liberal wife engages in emotional terrorism and cruel punishments to demoralize—but the husband won’t leave because conservatives are loyal to a fault.
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Gunther Eagleman™
Gunther Eagleman™@GuntherEagleman·
Democrats are trying to say that Trump is both an evil mastermind and so incompetent that he's barely able to function. It can't be both, but Rep. Crow thinks we aren't capable of ascertaining the truth. I can't believe people vote for Democrats AT ALL. They're all dipshts.
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@neverlie they ruined you professionally if you refused to participate in their religious ceremony.
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Gunther Eagleman™
Gunther Eagleman™@GuntherEagleman·
Democrats are the BIGGEST DIPSHTS I've ever listened to... and Jimmy Gomez made sure to not disappoint. Who the heck votes for these people?
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Dr. Jebra Faushay
Dr. Jebra Faushay@JebraFaushay·
A lot of people asked me why I haven’t posted a Jeffrey Marsh video lately, so here is a treat for you. I don’t understand how he describes himself as “trans” when he was born a man and is still a man. I don’t dare ask him because it’s a touchy subject.
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@CountDankulaTV this case confirmed the following: AM a musical genius, civil rights icon, and total mf gangsta. AM's "I fkn popo's wife" (or whatever) has ascended to "fk the police" status.
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The NAMX HUV is a hydrogen-powered car developed by the French company NAMX in collaboration with Pininfarina, featuring a refueling time of just 5 minutes and an autonomy range of 1,500 km, using replaceable hydrogen capsules for its fuel source.
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The second most widely distributed carnivore in the Americas after the puma is the Jaguarundi, a wild cat that shows several features seen in mustelids such as otters and weasels.
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