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@venusconjunct you are clearly projecting your experiences with female friendships 😭 male groupchats are chill asf

im assuming slightly bully eachother and try to gain dominance over the other and beg for eachothers approval in discreet ways

@SaraHigdon I'm always pleasantly surprised to see an intelligent post like this as opposed to the barrage of slop

I am imploring that the collective internet take a step back and understand how the justice system works, that this is not a plea of insanity at the time of the murder, and incompetence to stand trial is not a defense of the crime. It is a constitutionally protected right, that you have to be able to understand the proceedings and help in your defense. Also, this trial is not over, the defense and prosecutor agreed to a 180 day hold, and the trial will continue once it is determined he is fit to stand trial. I like everyone else want to see him found guilty for the heinous crime, but the rage bait/ignorance over this is too much. No matter what this guy will never walk the streets again. justia.com/criminal/proce…

@Sonic_Guy_14 @DiscussingFilm you guys are such fucking whiners jesus christ no wonder the creator wants this over with

First poster for ‘THE AMAZING DIGITAL CIRCUS: THE LAST ACT’. It will premiere in U.S. theaters nationwide from June 4-7.

@aadilpickle As someone who buys my own groceries in person, posts like these floor me. Yes you fucking retard it will cost more to have a servant deliver your food.

made a $175 instacart order and the shopper left the reciept in the bag found out it would cost $125 if shopped in person 40% markup what a great business model

@Frxmzy bobby's friend who knows him super well: "broo you get no bitches" they both laugh social media sociopath who struggles to emulate human behavior: "haha yeah! you're a fucking loser! you'll die alone! you suck!. . . why is nobody laughing?"

Bobby Lee had to PRESS Bobbi Althoff after she wouldn’t stop BULLYING him and making fun of his Korean eyes and how fat he was 👀😳 “Your eyes look ugly can you even see clearly?… how do you get women with two disadvantages your fat and have weird eyes” “You don’t say that to people who are trying to be nice to you… I never once insulted you in any way”

@LuftkoppTim finally a reasonable take about this

I'm so fucking sick of this framing. It's literally NOT "his" jet. It's LTT property. Owned for content. Stop this bullshit. And also stop this shit of "underpaid employees" here. "I think I deserve more" ≠ underpaid

@BohuslavskaKate The Iranian government is bad, but the US should not be at war with them. An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind.

ZELENSKYY to BBC: We went through difficult relations with Iran. We did nothing to them. They shot down our plane, killed our passengers and crew, didn’t admit it, and didn’t let experts in. Then the full-scale war started. They handed Shahed drones to Russians to kill our civilians. I asked them to stop. They promised there would be only one batch. They lied and kept supplying weapons. That’s why I consider them accomplices of Russia.

@bbnomula bros clearly doing this as charity work for small time artists. if successful, other internet celebs would follow suit. but since it's such a disaster nobody's doing this shit ever again. great job "defending" these artists in such a way to keep them broke asf with 0 exposure

there is conversation regarding me not paying creatives for commissions. one individual has been relentlessly harassing me because of an oversight on me not reposting their content. a month ago i offered to pay his full rate and formally apologized (attached) for being unable to repost his content to lead my audience to find his page. it was a fundamental oversight on my behalf. although they haven’t stopped harassing me. i have never not paid out animators. I have commissioned thousands of artists and i will continue to commission more because i believe in propelling art forward. love ❤️

@kyledlcollege @zinniaa_3 I've been reading her posts and I get a good sense of her vibe, it's clearly not someone who is racist or homophobic. Twitter drama addicts (you) have low EQ, and aren't able to get on the same wavelength to understand that she's actually chill

@zinniaa_3 She said the n word on it too❤️

it’s a shame she nuked the account this is the most endearing and humanizing thing that has happened to her public image imo

@Q_Review ppl on twitter are not very intelligent. if they want something to be true, then it will be true, regardless of the facts. arguing with them is a waste of time. i hate netanyahu too but it's clear that he's not dead.

I feel like I'm either going mad or am surrounded by people already mad because this is clearly not AI

@DeanTTraining You're probably right but I've been to many commercial gyms in the bay area and have not once seen this machine. Only when I visited a gym in Taipei. Lol

Said it before, I’ll say it again: We’re about ~3 years away from EVERY SINGLE PERSON ON PLANET EARTH agreeing that this type of Machine is LIGHT YEARS better than Barbell Bench Press for building the Chest Just give it a little more time…the stragglers will catch up shortly!

@shrav_10 Inflatable mattress: 50 cubic ft -> 3 cubic feet after deflation No material lost. So was the original mattress wasting 47 cubic feet?

Quick question: 10GB file -> 3GB after zip. No data lost. So was the original file wasting 7GB?

@JoePostingg @BingoWasHsWaymo it was very satisfying to read you accurately refuting all the bozos in the replies. dont see this enough on twitter.

@BingoWasHsWaymo there is literally no evidence supporting this claim, if you have existing renal failure there is some evidence that your kidneys won't be able to clear supplemental levels of creatine, but there is no evidence of creatine causing kidney issues in healthy users

Creatine is nuts. Like how is there a dirt cheap substance that improves your brain and muscle function with literally no downside?

@MEPPonPM @Polymarket @PolymarketTrade Obviously the us govt doesn't have evidence of aliens. My main concern is that some nutter in the govt says they have evidence, so it resolves to yes without any actual proof.

👽👽👽Are Aliens among us?👽👽👽 After Obama comment that aliens exist and Trump announcement that he will be releasing classified UFO documents this year This market has PUMPED to 22c! 🧐 Personally I am a non believer, what do you think? I just bought 8k shares of No😎🫡. (link to market in 1st comment)

@12ain3ow @CloverJ9129 it drives me nuts how much people have an "out of sight out of mind" approach to animal cruelty. we turn thousands of animals into mincemeat every minute but the guy blowing on the gecko is a problem. i'm not even vegan i just don't understand the logic here at all

@CloverJ9129 forcing a shed is harmful to the animal

glorified animal abuse getting 60k likes is really upsetting

@ARSports20 @Caltrain @Real_Max_Miller @CurtisPashelka @SanJoseSharks @jbecher Im waiting at mountain view on the opposite platform staring at your train right now. I found this tweet by searching "caltrain" trying to find out what was happening 🤣🤣🤣

#SJSharks #TheFutureisTeal fans: DO NOT take @Caltrain to the game tonight. Delays on all trains due to a signal issue. We got on at 5:15 from Hillsdale and are being held in Mountain View until further notice. @Real_Max_Miller @CurtisPashelka @SanJoseSharks @jbecher

@sfchronicle I was there 15 mins after it happened, there was still glass on the ground (presumably from the windshield of the car) and what looked like the woman's hat. Very sad situation, it's supposed to be a slow street.

The woman died at the scene, at the intersection of Ocean and Ashton avenues near San Francisco's Ingleside neighborhood. sfchronicle.com/sf/article/hit…

@theneedledrop oh yeah? name 10 kendrick lamar albums

big fan of music here

@memeticsisyphus Stop trying to romanticize the outcome. We've done this with other remote tribes. They become fat and the men become addicted to porn and then they're just like the rest of us.

I’ve always wondered what the end game is with these Stone Age tribes? Do we wall them off in their ancestral grounds as we explore the universe? Do we condemn them to never know what’s out there? Do we leave them to their fate as the sun slowly swallows up the earth? Or can we just buy them a soda and see what happens?

@WeBreedMenHere Hot take incoming: it's good but wouldnt be nearly as popular if they didnt use the anime girl

how 14 years old feel after finding Panchiko