Nigel Newport-Black

An absolute shambles currently @cotswoldhillsgc Why on earth are we getting involved with the Star Centre when our own course has so many unfinishedvproblems #lunacy

@Everton Seb Heyden on his second and final visit to Goodison Park

@BBCMOTD Of course it was SFP and a red card, raked down his ankle with his studs..... Muppets

@rowinggeek I will be following suit fairly soon @johnlewishelp your collaboration with Newday has been disastrous

An email from my once-beloved retailer popped into my Inbox this morning: Why Did You Close Your Account it asked, and invited me to click through to ‘Tell us what you think’. At last, John Lewis is listening to its customers…

A 🧵 It’s the end of a 43-year love affair which started in 1971 with ballet shoes & school uniform @JohnLewisRetail and ended in 2024 with mixed changing rooms, bondage gear and fetishes. Britain’s favourite retailer and I have split up.

@PGASWest @AlisterBalcombe @dinsdalegolf @jamesco0p3r @CumberwellPark Congratulations to all the winners, sorry that I could not be there in person

Congratulations to @AlisterBalcombe on winning the Assistant’s & U30’s Spring Sprint Series OOM sponsored by @NigelN_B 🏆 with a win and 2 top-10s in 3 events @dinsdalegolf shot -5 to win the final Seniors event and @jamesco0p3r had a superb -6 to win the day at @CumberwellPark

@TonyBellew @alanstubbs_6 @Osman21Leon Hope the course was kinder to you than in the StaySure @TonyBellew , but what an evening last night!!

Fancied a game of golf with my blue brothers this morning! Plenty to talk about also! #UTFT #COYB @alanstubbs_6 @Osman21Leon

@PGASWest @MineheadWSGC Good luck to everyone playing. Swing it easy and stay dry!!

We are delighted to get the 2024 season underway. We kick off today at @MineheadWSGC with the Spring Sprint Series. Good luck to all the players. pgagbi.bluegolf.com/bluegolf/pgagb…

@Stulangworthy Good luck with the rehab Stu, compliments of the season to you Judith and the boys

Hip replacement one week on. Back to

@MrsRieB We sang this in the 70's, and a punk band called The Yobs did a cover version of it

@PGASWest @davedixon200 @Jamesruth21 @DPWTQSchool @FontanalsGolf @DesertSpringsES Good luck both, play well

Wishing @davedixon200 & @Jamesruth21 the very best of luck as they take part in the 2nd stage of @DPWTQSchool at @FontanalsGolf & @DesertSpringsES respectively. Both players have 4 rounds to undertake, and their progress can be followed here. Play well chaps 👏

@PGAGloucSom @edgoodwingolf @totaltriumphuk @stinchcombegolf Bet @SpagLicata was pleased for you Ed??

Congrats to @edgoodwingolf on his first victory of the winter in the @totaltriumphuk Winter Series. A bogey free 3 under par 65 brought him top spot one stroke ahead of Martin Liley @stinchcombegolf today. #gandspga

@StewartLog1967 @SauntonGolfClub @royalbirkdale @RoyalLythamGolf @youngman_jane I almost chomped mine before I remembered to take a photo!!

@NigelN_B @SauntonGolfClub @royalbirkdale @RoyalLythamGolf @youngman_jane I went to JCB golf last week, theirs was pretty good! No photos though, didn't last long enough!

So, the latest installment of the battle of the "Sausage Rolls" sees an extremely fine effort from the kitchens @SauntonGolfClub Look out @royalbirkdale, @RoyalLythamGolf and @youngman_jane you have some serious competition

Europe's fabulous win in Rome pales into insignificance after @FormbyGolfClub's handicap team win the SDGA team trophy @ormskirkgc Thanks to all who made the happen

@motleygolf Such a shame

Well well well…….

@scottGdrummond @ukgolfguy @TheTodaysGolfer @CJ_Bertram It's good to debate though Scott

@NigelN_B @ukgolfguy @TheTodaysGolfer @CJ_Bertram Always subjective….pay no attention to these lists…we all know our favourites.

There’s a new ranking of the Top 100 Links Courses in GB & I out from @TheTodaysGolfer and @CJ_Bertram. This would be a great list to complete, I’ve still got about 20 to do. The purest form of the game!

@CJ_Bertram @ukgolfguy @TheTodaysGolfer Thanks for the explanation, I'm still flabbergasted, in my humble opinion the next 5 on the list are better than the Old Course, but our opinions can always be challenged. It is why we put them out there!!

@NigelN_B @ukgolfguy @TheTodaysGolfer We have a 'Playability' category and RCD, while my favourite course in the world (only the Old can touch it IMO), is undoubtedly tough

@FitbaPatter Is that you @motleygolf ?

Your dad coming downstairs to chuck your pals out at 3am