The Real Don Quixote

@Matt_Pinner Get the whale out of the way so I can see the person I'm supposed to judge.

People are debating online if this body type is considered overweight or not. What do you think? 😏

@GothKing @JebraFaushay Your knowledge of the wrestling arts astounds me. No longer will I be puzzled when someone mentions a muzzle puzzle.

@JebraFaushay This is the muzzle puzzle. It confuses the woman wrestler, making her think she is somewhere else. What move do you think it is called. Pile driver can’t be it as there is missing equipment.

WrestleMania is trending, and I'm so glad because maybe now I'll get answers as to what this is.

@OliLondonTV Wow, she looks very nice and fashionable. I'm used to celebrities looking like they escaped from the circus.

Israeli actress and ‘Wonder Woman’ star Gal Gadot stuns on the red carpet at the Breakthrough Prize.

@tdkvengence @ZunoFights Thank you for your kind words. I will repay you someday... perhaps in my next life.

@OldSamVimes @ZunoFights she also doesn’t know who you are , don’t feel old

Ice Spice really stepped out with her mom and NO security… 👀 She looked uncomfortable and super cautious the whole time…

@BpRonnie638 @IfindRetards How can I stop caring when I never cared to begin with? How come you're caring so much about me not caring? Are you some sort of care-o-holic?

@OldSamVimes @IfindRetards Then stop caring when someone says they don't care about what you care about Snowflake.

Easiest way to spot a retard is this sticker.

@BpRonnie638 @IfindRetards I don't care if nobody cares. And I don't even care that you don't care that I don't care that nobody cares... so fuck you.

@OldSamVimes @IfindRetards

@HumansNoContext "Why do people do such stupid things" You mean like watch then share that video? 🤔

Why do people do such stupid things

@AmeroMoney @vinnie_paz I don't listen to any podcasts.

@OldSamVimes @vinnie_paz I used to really like him until he’s podcast

32 years ago today. Russell Simmons passed on Nas’ demo, famously claiming that Nas sounded too much like G Rap. translation: great but unsalable. he signed Warren G instead. Illmatic dropped, and is widely regarded as the greatest rap album ever made. Illmatic was the bridge. Melle Mel and Kurtis Blow, to Run-DMC, to Rakim, the Juice Crew, and Big Daddy Kane. now Nas. everyone said he had next since Large Professor brought the chipped tooth kid sporting Gazelles into the studio. the more you listen to Illmatic, the more haunted it feels. when you’re younger, it clubs you with its hail of words and the skeletal beauty of its beats. but the older I get, the more it strikes me as a teenaged requiem for those still living. “Old Soul” is the sort of stock phrase used by yoga teachers and amateur psychics, but it always fit Nas. he’s 20 and prematurely nostalgic, struck by memories of park jams and watching “CHiPS.”, when Shante dissed the real Roxanne, and how much he misses Mr. Magic. Illmatic is a story of a gifted writer born into squalor, trying to claw his way out of the projects. It’s somewhere between The Basketball Diaries and Native Son, but Jim Carroll and Richard Wright couldn’t rap like Nas. not many can. 39 minutes and 51 seconds of perfection.

@LundworksA @TheAtlantic @elainejgodfrey 'Lmbo' = Laughing my buns off? 🤔 It seems like you're attempting to have a conversation with someone else.

@OldSamVimes @TheAtlantic @elainejgodfrey Lmbo at the so many retirement age lone incel men who will never be coupled. They act like they need sympathy because their one wife left them 25 years ago when the kids were grown. Deserved!

Behind "Make America healthy again," RFK Jr.’s alternative-health movement, is a legion of Instagram influencers who brought voters to Trump, @elainejgodfrey reports. “Now MAHA leaders see a chance to usher in their version of a wellness revolution”: theatlantic.com/politics/archi…

@LundworksA @TheAtlantic @elainejgodfrey Keep trying.. you might create a coherent sentence someday. 💞

@OldSamVimes @TheAtlantic @elainejgodfrey This lefties is delighted that maga antivax is eugenics due to mumps sterility in junior.

@lporiginalg Whatever you do, don't offer to have sex with them or make them their favorite sandwich. Men hate it when sluts do those things.

@rickygervais I was going to watch 'After Life' but I thought I had to wait until I died first? 🤔 That show was poorly named. Millions of potential viewers likely made the same mistake.

'After Life' listed in 'most overrated shows' along with 'The Sopranos'. This might be the most flattering dis I've ever received 😂

@CTVVancouver No shit. Our incompetent traitorous government needs to nickel and dime us to death to try to make up for their incompetence. It's too bad our mainstream media is also corrupted beyond all hope.

From $0 to $4.25 in 2 years: Price of parking surges at Vancouver’s Spanish Banks Beach ctvnews.ca/vancouver/arti…

@GuntherEagleman He could be the Democrat nominee. 1. He's black. 2. He's gay. 3. He thinks women have penises and men have vaginas.

🚨CLOWN SHOW! Disgraced former CNN hack Don Lemon says he might run for President “Why not? If Donald Trump can be President, why can’t I be President? So I might do it, who knows” Bro… you got fired for being an insufferable, low-rated disaster on CNN

@based_fights Her husband is dating a Canadian woman. She should have been even MORE ANGRY!!

A wife catches her husband dining with another woman, and when she gets closer, the sky comes crashing down...

@Glinner Martina Navratilova blocked me. She was passionate about not having men in woman's sports...while actively supporting politicians who were helping put men in woman's sports. She's a tennis player.. not a rocket scientist.

This movement just gives shitty men the chance to be shittier than ever to women.

@catturd2 I got me a commode chair years ago. There's no way I'm getting up every 30 minutes to poop.

LOL - What were they thinking back then?

@alx Not me yo. Cell phones are like crutches. Only injured or broken people need them.

People be on they phones. People be textin.

@by__brittany We kept the Canadian flags at half mast for 7 days when children were killed in BC. We kept the Canadian flags at half mast for over 6 months for a mass grave hoax where they haven't proved any children were killed. Such is life in the Unceded Native Territories. 🇨🇦

Dana White talks about helping Tumbler Ridge shooting victim Maya Gebala 🙏🏼