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Hey #marstons, you going to flog #therompingcat at Bloxwich too? Hope if you do the new owners take better care of it than the last one you sold. #thecrookedhouse

@KayBurley Oh dear, this doesn't age well. Very well paid hack tries to stir the shit pot about people way more capable who earn way less, and do an infinitely more important job. Think, Kay, I'd chalk this one up to experience...

🔉 YOUR THOUGHTS 🔉 Do senior doctors on more than £100,000 deserve a 35% pay rise? 👇

@darrengrimes Have a box of Kleenex to dry those tears, or mop up some jizz (save your mam having to wash your crusty socks)

@EamonnHolmes Jeez, man baby wants fight with man baby. Grow up yer eejit. You sound like a self obsessed prick otherwise.

Schofield has just put out a delusional statement. Like Holly he puts it on Insta Stories so if it goes wrong there is no record after 24 hrs. I'm reluctant to give the liar any more publicity but believe me Pip if u r looking for a fight , u have picked on the wrong person !

@SheilaBurgoyne1 @darrengrimes No, just his sock washer

@darrengrimes Is Lee your Dad?

@NickAdamsinUSA Is this a parody account?

President Trump doesn't ask for much, but he asks for loyalty.

@CharlesTannock @LBC @annabelmaud @TomSwarbrick1 Shame, whereas I managed with no difficulty at all to get German residency status AFTER the deadline, demonstrating where the problem here really is to be found

@LBC @annabelmaud @TomSwarbrick1 Didn't this lady also support hard Brexit when a journo at the Telegraph? If so why is she complaining as Brexit means no FOM & EU citizens are 3rd country nationals in UK with no EU Treaty Rights so subject to family reunion income criteria. Apologies if I've got wrong person.

'I'm a full-time mother so...it's not easy.' Telegraph's @annabelmaud tells @TomSwarbrick1 how 'ridiculous' it is that her German fiancee has been barred from living in the UK.

@THEJamesWhale Jeez, Whale, you will be celebrating kids having rickets next.

When I was a kid, everybody had condensation and even ice on the inside of their windows, we didn’t have central heating. We mopped it up and carried on.

@Rjb86world @THEJamesWhale It's a skill he has honed over many years masquerading as a journalist. Has the same playbook as Farage and Fox; pure dog-whistle.

My God, Gary Lineker, so bloody sick, sorry Gary, but the people coming in the small boats are not fleeing persecution. They are coming into this country illegally. They are in fact criminals we take people in from all over the world who need to be looked after.

@_PeterHunt What a load of drivel. Fortunately the majority of the UK will see it as part of the downsizing. They live in the USA, so why keep a grace and favour home in the UK when not working Royals? Plenty of rooms at PA's. Oh, and Peter, you have a bit of brown on the end of your snout.

Much of the UK media will portray this eviction as a righteous act by a strong king. It’s anything but. Instead of building bridges the head of state is torching them. The banishment of his son is cruel, unnecessary and diminishes Charles.

@people Which liar to believe?

Boris Johnson Reveals Vladimir Putin Threatened Britain With Missile Strike Ahead of Ukraine War people.com/politics/boris…

@danielgoyal @MarinaPurkiss Simplez. Declare the NHS not for for purpose because they have sacked so many and privatise it. That's been the plan all along

So the govt’s anti-strike law where an NHS with a record number of vacancies can sack workers who are striking in a last ditched effort before they resign is supposed to help protect patients?

If you think every single MP should be pushing the government into action to save lives in the NHS, RT this please. I will follow back everyone who RTs this. Time for us to get connected 💙

@hanalyst Aye, same for me.

Ok, who made it to 2023 without ever having a positive Covid test? Tell me I’m not alone here.

@toryboypierce You working for the Guardian now with that spelling? Not fooling us with your pro Tory propaganda; we know you are a true socialist.

Labour leader Sir @Keir_Starmer insists he will abolish Hiuse of Lords. So why has he created 14 peerages in two years?

@MarinaPurkiss @DPJHodges You are waisting your breath on Dan. He has his nose so far up the Truss arse he can lick her snot from the inside.

@DPJHodges Oh Dan… stop it She didn’t have a plan - that was shit Now she has a shit plan - still shit Being “crystal clear” on the shit plan - guess what, still shit Which bit are we supposed to heap praise on? She’s literally using taxpayers’ money to bankroll billionaires FFS.

It's interesting how all the people who are currently attacking the Truss economic plan are the same people who two weeks ago were saying she didn't have a plan. You may disagree with it. It may not work. But she's crystal clear on what she's going to do.

@IcebergShares @kennygibo23 @campbellclaret He's a social media influencer dontyaknow.

@kennygibo23 @campbellclaret That 's your take from this? You're not sniffing glue are you?

Bang on.

@Nigel_Farage @LiamFox How's this looking today, Nige?

Great news that @LiamFox is in the US to discuss a trade deal for Brexit Britain. Go for it! westmonster.com/uk-us-prepare-…

@Steven999111 @campbellclaret @TheNewEuropean @PrifWeinidog Possibly because the English running the country continue to make a dog's breakfast of it

@campbellclaret @TheNewEuropean @PrifWeinidog Why are you obsessed with being in a country run by Germans ffs

The love in continues in my @TheNewEuropean column this week … I was well impressed!! @PrifWeinidog

@KevinWright34 @jonlansman @campbellclaret @RoryStewartUK Sorry to disappoint but Scotland and Wales still have Johnson and Truss as leaders...

Fab interview with Mark Drakeford, agnostic republican socialist ( his description) First Minister of Wales (where Labour has been winning elections for 100 years) charming, disarming & persuading @campbellclaret & @RoryStewartUK podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/the…