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@RoloPoloTV @Dignall_CS

I COOKED these guys from the UK on Call of Duty!!!

@the_shugavery Some real snowflakes in the replies here holy

Mind you, Druski said “conservative women.” He NEVER said Erika’s name. ERIKA said Erika’s name. MAGA said Erika’s name. Telling on yourselves like shit 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@TwinkTheory @kellockx *British

@kellockx Their depiction seems racist to gingers or potentially the Irish

How did Harry potters parents have all that cash for his trust fund? They died at 21 and the only jobs in the wizarding world are civil servant, barmaid, teacher or shop owner. Or is it just like magic? And if so how are the Weasleys poor like how far does magic go? Are they just bad at magic?

@druski @Dignall_CS

How Conservative Women in America act 😂🇺🇸

@InvertTheWing Why did I click on see more on this I read like 3 sentences and just scrolled for 8 minutes to go past it

I have just awoken from an absolutely crazy nightmare. It starts, I am having dinner with Pep Guardiola and Mikel Arteta, at Salt Bae’s restaurant in London. We are exchanging tactical ideas. But halfway through this dinner, I try to check my phone, because I had no update from my friend Ange Postecoglou, who was also meant to attend this dinner. I spend minutes looking for it, not even focusing on the accent. Mikel says to me, “No, no… we speak about de phone later, eh? Now we are here, we enjoy de dinner… fully. Dis is de moment, yeah? You have to be present.” I obey, as I do not want to kill the vibe. Dinner goes on, we share some Sangria wine, eat steak. And of course, share tactical ideas. The dinner comes to an end, and I offer to pay. “No, no, no… you are our guest, my friend. I will not let you pay, eh. IMPOSSIBLE! Today, we take care of you, this is how we do, yeah?”, says Pep Guardiola. But Arteta, he has his own idea “No, Josep… let him, eh. It is good for him. He will learn a lot from dis… you understand? Sometimes, you have to experience dese things, yeah?” I oblige. I pay the bill for £1568.34, as it was all of our families enjoying the meal. But I still do not have my phone, and I complain to the restaurant staff. They told me it is my problem. Mikel Arteta offers to drive me to the police station, so I get into his Mercedes Benz GLE. I say my goodbyes to Pep Guardiola and his family, and go with Mikel. He tells me “I need to get something at my place first, eh. Then we go. Everything step by step, yeah?”, with a bit of a laugh. I am the passenger, so I can do nothing but agree. We get to his house, he tells me “You can come with me, eh… while we wait. We are like family here, you understand? Always together, yeah?” I feel flattered. He tells me I can look around, make myself at home, and tells me to check his office. Pitch black. I go to turn on the light. The door locks. A lightbulb shines. And a masked figure appears. The masked figure takes out his mask. It is Ange Postecoglou. He says to me “You left your phone, mate”. And gives it back to me. I ask him, “where were you, Ange? You missed our dinner! Why couldn’t you come?” Out of nowhere, Mikel Arteta comes out. “No, no. Don’t worry about him, eh. We focus on us.” “I cannot believe this, eh! I bring Ange, okay, yes, this is on me, I accept BUT YOU… you do nothing?! He is in your pocket! IN YOUR POCKET! And you are just there… like this doing NOTHING?! Where is the awareness? Where is the aggression?! You have to compete, even at the dinner table, eh! This is the standard! I cannot come here, organise everything, trust the process… and then you allow a pickpocket in front of me?! No, this is too much! You have to be sharper! You have to suffer! You have to feel it! Because this… this is not acceptable at this level, yeah?!” He throws my phone on the floor out of anger. “You have to leave my house. Now. No more discussion. This is the decision. Because if we accept this… we accept everything. And I will not allow that, yeah?” I leave. I am disgusted with myself. He has made me feel embarrassed. I could not even catch up with Ange, but why would Ange agree to this? I felt betrayed. And then I woke up.

@frankiemacd Not me. Just kidding, I am Australian

Do I have any of my fans in Australia and new Zealand

@mv1siala If the city got nuked questacon would be mourned by the nation. Otherwise the city is entirely garbage

canberra in australia

@6breeze_ I feel like when Herro has played his been decent too but not often enough. And only two people showing up isn’t enough

Bam Adebayo has been putting the Heat on His back on both Ends for almost like 3 months anyone who’s actually been watching would see this is a ALL NBA Player

@millfieldsports @brisbaneroar Any official number for attendances?

Think this is the lowest I have ever seen @brisbaneroar as a club.... - Suncorp an absolute ghost town. - The Den down to about 100 people. - The football they play is simply dismal. - Advertising/marketing for the club is non existent. - Losing their brightest talent to a rival. Such a sad time for the club that represents Australia's 3rd biggest city... 😔 #BRIvWEL

@NRL Am I dumb for feeling like I could do this easily?

HOLYYYYY 🤯 A 25-metre spiral pass left to right… ridiculous

@ALeagueHQ What were wanderers doing with him

🇪🇸🪄 Juan Mata (38) with a beautiful headed goal! 🤩 12 GA in 9 games for El Mago (8 assists, 4 goals). ✨

@FatCatKid4 @kourtneyinhell You the one that used Get off and Pedo in the same sentence you sicko

@kourtneyinhell Lost me on the get off… Pedo… nope

every once in a while I go back to this and listen to it 40x in a row

@ronsterd89 What about this

What is the first thing that comes to your mind when you see this photo?

@England Mainoo over Jones is wild

Here we go. It's your #ThreeLions squad for March camp! 👀

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@ekcollapse @Dignall_CS

I'm fucking dying oh my goddddd 💀💀💀

@Dignall_CS @Thefactsdude Pretty sure he beat up a chick once

@Thefactsdude @Orda_CS legend

JUST IN: Afroman drops a banger before the lawsuit against him goes to court Monday in Adams County, Ohio. Afroman just released “Batteram Hymns of the Police Whistle Blower” a day before the lawsuit heads to court. Adams County sheriffs are suing Joseph Foreman for defamation, invasion of privacy, and intentional infliction of emotional distress for featuring them in his music videos from the night they raided and vandalized his house and allegedly stole $400. In the new song and video, he calls the deputies out by name, packed with videos photos from the raid and some AI to make it comical. Pretty ballsy.

@purplepingers Some real morons in the replies

Workers are worse off under capitalism.

Fatherless men taking it out on women and other fatherless children is incredibly pathetic

@ReallyNiceDerek @mattcoyney I’m sure this fatherless scam artist will do a heap

@mattcoyney Trust me bro. It’s all good and well having a go at Alpha Males online. You do that to this guy IRL (in real life) there’s a very strong chance he breaks your spine. Do not push your luck.

Just one last thought on the Louis Theroux documentary.. It would be a terrible shame if every time anybody saw that HS fuckwit in the street they shouted ‘But mummy I don’t WANT A Juice bar!’ 😂