Fat Gandalf

Yeah, and?

How much did you spend on Criterion today?

@FrancineHibiscs #TeamCapybara

Summer in England is great capybara environment

I showed restraint and chose: 3:10 to Yuma (1957) Red River (1948) Crumb (1994) Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas (1998) The Three Musketeers (1973) The Four Musketeers (1974)

@iHateJJRedick $200 is a ridiculous price.

Am I the only person who absolutely hates these? Look like something you would find at Walmart. I think it’s the sleeves that bother me.

@FrancineHibiscs Full fruit headpiece

@ProfOzzy what kind of wig was he wearing

Had a dream where Bob Odenkirk was in drag singing ‘Cuanto Le Gusta” and that’s gonna be seared into my brain for a month or two…

@goodbreffis @JamesLucasIT And unfiltered heaters

@JamesLucasIT They were on a steady diet of Hoover Stew and Depression Cake.

This is a New York City newsstand in the 1930s Genuine question: why no overweight people?

@geoffwilt Thank you for your service ✊

@ProfOzzy sorry homie just spreading God’s good word on the availability of (relatively cheap) physical media 🫡

Criterion 50 percent off flash sale starting at noon, I have gift cards and there’s a few I do actually want this go round.

@Dad_2_The_Bone I thought we were having steamed clams?

I asked around and nobody's heard of "Steamed Hams" here.

Rewatching Boardwalk Empire and gawddamn it’s so good

@NotHoodlum @smc429

BREAKING: Markwayne Gacy has been confirmed as the new Secretary of Homeland Security.

@FrancineHibiscs @collectdust @SomaKazima2

@collectdust @SomaKazima2 I AM UNABLE TO CAN THIS IS A NEW LEVEL OF FUCKWITTERY

Of course it's #them

@ZientakbBrian @TrevorSheatz Absolutely.

@TrevorSheatz I bet his wife thinks of those past partners, constantly.

My wife was formerly promiscuous. I was a virgin. She was then radically born-again. Committed to church, evangelized constantly, Puritan books in her bedroom, prayer journals, grief over past sexual sin, etc. We got to know each other well for over a year, dated for four months, engaged for two and a half, and didn't sin sexually with one another. Our first kiss with each other was at the altar on our wedding day (reaction pic attached!). We've been married for over five years now, and she's been the most wonderful and godly wife, mother to our three children, and homemaker you could imagine. She's more pure than most virgins, as biblical purity has less to with past sins (though they certainly matter) and more to do with one's current posture of the heart and daily decisions to honor the Lord (Matt. 5:8). We're far too quick to forget the story of the woman labeled as a known "sinner" (likely a prostitute) in Luke 7:36-50 who was washing Jesus' feet with her tears while kissing them too. The Pharisees were shocked that Jesus let a public sinner do this. Jesus responded with a parable about debts being forgiven and ended with this powerful conclusion: "Her many sins have been forgiven; that’s why she loved much. But the one who is forgiven little, loves little" (Luke 7:47). Everyone seems to highlight the benefits of virginity, and it certainly is a blessing. But we forget to highlight the benefits of being forgiven much as well. My wife knows the depths of Jesus' forgiveness more than most people, enabling her to more easily live out a life of passionate love for her Savior. A woman or man's past sexual sin matters. But what matters far more when it comes to deciding who to marry is if the person is truly born again, if their repentance is real, if they truly have a heart for Christ, if they truly follow Jesus and obey his commands. "God has chosen what is foolish in the world to shame the wise, and God has chosen what is weak in the world to shame the strong. God has chosen what is insignificant and despised in the world ​— ​what is viewed as nothing ​— ​to bring to nothing what is viewed as something, so that no one may boast in his presence. It is from him that you are in Christ Jesus, who became wisdom from God for us ​— ​our righteousness, sanctification, and redemption, — in order that, as it is written: 'Let the one who boasts, boast in the Lord.'" (1 Cor. 1:27-31) "Therefore, if anyone is in Christ, he is a new creation; the old has passed away, and see, the new has come!" (2 Cor. 5:17)

Me and who??

@currentlynotgho Hear me out…

I need to hire a 22 year old goth girl with bpd as a fashion consultant

This weather absolutely destroys my motivation.

@currentlynotgho Nope

Is 38 too late to start getting piercings and dressing like a little freak

@thebrokenplate Rough start to a cloudy Monday. Hope the vibe rebounds, friend.

I got electrocuted by my glass grinder twice today.