Proper Pirate 🐢🦀

The Gentleman Pirate I presume…

@mamboitaliano__ Overcrowded tourist spots existed before social media.

🚨 And here it is: the tragedy of our time in a single frame This is what social media and “influencer culture” have done The Gate of Heaven, Lake Como, Varenna, Italy 🇮🇹 A line so absurd you’d think it’s the last restroom on earth Make it make sense

@MsHap1111 @AzPetrich Our food isn’t poisonous because the government is trying to kill us. It’s just cheaper to produce unhealthy/pesticide-laden food. I’f a company manufactures a less effective vaccine, another company will improve it so they can make more money.

@AzPetrich Ah yes, we have accepted the govt is poisoning us in pretty much every way; food, clothes, water, air. But yeah, def not through vaccines. No they wouldn’t do that.

"Why did they portray anti-vaxxers and freebirthers so badly on The Pitt?" BECAUSE NOT VACCINATING OR NOT GETTING PRENATAL CARE IS BAD AND AND THEY DON'T NEED MORE CODDLING.

@ccfrendo @AzPetrich Try 4 to 5 generations. Before that a lot of people still had doctors come to their house. Also, they didn’t use Twitter.

@AzPetrich It was only a couple generations ago that everybody ‘free birthed’

@BillBrinsmead @queenxofpeace If the conversation were, “In your opinion, is this person pompous?” your comment would be relevant.

@queenxofpeace Not saying she is overrated but surely self important, not as talented as she thinks and rather pompous. Worst of all, really boring. Sorry can’t be more positive.

in a world full of fake performative AI slop girlbosses we have HER

@ABC @julian_fels thedailybeast.com/trump-turns-on…

President Trump appeared to accept a McDonald's order from a "DoorDash Grandma" before addressing the media at the White House.

@DoorDashImpact @julian_fels @WhiteHouse @POTUS thedailybeast.com/trump-turns-on…

Most deliveries don’t end at the @WhiteHouse. This one did! Sharon, a Dasher and grandma from Arkansas, made the delivery to @POTUS and shared her thanks for No Tax on Tips — helping millions keep more of what they earn. When Dashers make their voices heard, real change happens. Join DashRoots and be part of what’s next: DashRoots.com

@DoorDash @julian_fels Love the @DoorDash pretends to care about tips. They’d still be stealing them if they could.

Over 40,000 Dashers spoke and Washington listened. No Tax on Tips means Dashers keep more of what they earn this tax season, saving hundreds of millions of dollars. That’s what happens when Dashers make their voices heard and we are proud to back policies that directly benefit Dashers. 💪

@DoorDashImpact @julian_fels @WhiteHouse @POTUS Deleted my DoorDash account/app which I had since 2016. The fact you thought it was a good idea is more than enough reason to stop supporting your company. I’m sure enough of my money already goes to terrible people but I can at least cut off the terrible and very dumb ones.

@AntonTlas @sleepingskip EVERY show was like that before streaming. That’s how networks worked.

@sleepingskip Most of those shows were terrible. This nostalgia thing has gone out of control.

gets on my nerves when someones talking abt a show from the mid 00s saying "theres a lot of filler episodes but-" LIKE ? the filler was the point. it platformed side characters. explored relationships. this is what tv used to be abt ! i miss the filler. i miss stories told slowly

Asked Claude what CEO to lowest paid worker ratio results in the largest middle class:

@WesWarner11 @sandibachom Doesn’t matter he said it if he hasn’t done it.

@sandibachom I guess you didn’t hear that Elon said he would pay the TSA salaries.

🔥🔥🔥I’m at JFK and I was on the train leaving a whole bunch of TSA officers and they were bitching about having these ICE guys standing around doing nothing while they’re working their asses off and not getting paid! They are really really really mad and they’re not blaming the Democrats

@Incandesce46583 @OyyNxx “Why doesn’t every country do the same thing as the US? Also, I’m not aware of how the US did things before I was born (and still does in NJ).”

@OyyNxx why is it someone's job to fill your car up with gas? everyone just does it themselves here.

After this video went viral, China banned the car owner from entering all gas stations in the country🗿🚗

@CopaExMachina Think I’ll pass on subscribing to someone who was so confidently wrong.

Sinners is by far the most gaslit movie of all time. The critics have engaged in such a transparent campaign to manufacture its importance that it's hysterical. When it wins Best Picture (and it will win), it will expose how much of a farce the Academy Awards have become.

@Arome1990 @omgsidewalks It’s just about money, dude. But keep blaming women like they want you to.

women aren't rehablitation centres for poorly raised men

@DustinWeyler @fem_mindset “Men are lonely because women…” Perhaps blaming women for your emotions is not as attractive as you think it is. BTW men can also alleviate loneliness by hanging out with male friends.

I see all these comments and none of them have any engagement because they aren't fn relatable. They exist in a vacuum, they're too liberal, or they're hurtful, or they're coming from being butthurt. That being said, I'm gonna throw my two cents in because this needs to be said. Men are lonely because women have chosen entitlement to their dreamed up men who are supposed to be submissive to a slave mentality in all aspects of life, while men just want a woman of quality on a moral level-- And that doesn't seem like it's something women want to bring to the table. They bring "I want, I need, I'm gonna have, I'm not gonna do, I'm not gonna compromise." Men just bring themselves, and women bring theselves, but women are UNWILLING to bring anything to the table of moral value whatsoever. Men want to choose their wife, so the women need to act like they want to be chosen. This whole "I'm not gonna settle" mentality has been respectable, but now it's become the nebulous aspect of the search that feels like women refuse to acknowledge the changes that have impacted society's gender roles. We can't buy bread for 50 cents anymore. Everybody has to grind their brains out for their money. Men are neither psychics, ATM machines, or slaves - and it seems like women won't settle for any man who refuses all 3 of those roles, and that's literally ya'lls bare miniumum, which is sociopathic right out the gate. Is it not? I'm here for the discussion. If I'm remiss, let me know.

She said it straight to men’s faces💥💥

@floplag @RealScreenGeek Right? That’s why Star Wars never caught on!

@RealScreenGeek At what point does Hollywood realize mixing political agendas with entertainment simply doesn't work? You dont make a film with an agenda as the goal and then wonder why people dont like it... no one goes to the movies for this shit.

‘The Bride!’ is reportedly being met with mass audience walkouts during screenings.

@surelyagain2 @FuukTwitar @yorubachic Have you heard of the Catholic Church?

@FuukTwitar @yorubachic That’s a child abuser, your story is not adding up. Nobody is getting away with having sex with a minor (14yrs) under any guise or circumstance, not to talk of hiding under religious freedom or whatever!

A church friend of mine got pregnant when we were both 14. She refused to tell anyone who the father was, not even her friends. We weren't allowed to give her a baby shower, because church leadership did not want to appear as though they "condoned her actions." 1/

@DQuilici1 @Angry_Staffer Then call something out too.

@Angry_Staffer Both parties are doing this. If you can call out Noem for doing this, then you can call out the fraud on your side too

It’s looking increasingly likely that Kristi Noem and Lewandowski funneled almost 200 million in government money to a company that is run by her friend and that nobody can give an address for. Oh, and it was 8 days old when it was awarded the contract.

@lawyer_memes So what is the correct greeting when it is before noon?

A junior said "Good morning" to me in the elevator. I checked my watch. It was 11:00 AM. I looked at him. "It's almost lunch," I said. "You're three hours late to the concept of morning." He tried to explain he'd been at his desk since 7. I interrupted and told him accuracy matters more than intent. I emailed his reviewer suggesting he take a CLE on time management. He apologized later. I didn't reply. I forwarded the apology to HR as proof of his inefficiency. Greetings are risky. He learned an important lesson. Never speak to a partner in the elevator. Unless spoken to.

If they are saying “all immigrants” can I start saying “all men”?