Kaje, Ex-Tesla

if you're funny, i'll follow you... if you don't follow back, i'll realize you're not that funny... #unfollow #notafan

unsolicited #costcobros advertisement...

@alyssamariiee11 i had one of these...

How is she not in jail?

@weswinder whatchu lookin at...

anybody saying you don’t need to look at code anymore is wrong

@RyanAFournier oh, me too. we should share stories one time...

I’m committed to this because I dealt with this.

Well I just got The Bachelorette canceled for the season. 💀 You’re welcome, America 🇺🇸

@LisaBritton let them teach and earn millions...

I believe more male teachers could help fix so many problems… We need more male teachers! How can we do this?

The rumors about pointlessapi.com being one of the most innovative websites of all time are greatly exaggerated (but true)

@DanielW_Kiwi probably more than one thing that could be changed...

I'm using this as an interview question from now on.

@sbworld so far so good...

@Quasicodo Did your wife approve?

working on my forever home...

@Helloimmorgan thank you for this PSA...

It’s like lotion companies purposely make it impossible to use more than 2/3 of their bottles

@BenjaminMuses it's v1...thanks for the feedback...

@Quasicodo the agents have to share a room with the kitchen??! disgraceful

@CollinRugg i had one of these...do not recommend...

NEW: ABC's "Bachelorette" caught on camera allegedly attacking her ex-boyfriend and throwing a chair at him, which appeared to hit her child. The "The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives" star is reportedly under investigation for domestic violence. "The Draper City Police Department in Utah [is investigating] the allegations on both sides after a recent incident," Variety recently reported. It's unclear if the police are investigating this incident or a separate one. Paul is set to star in Season 22 of “The Bachelorette," which reportedly starts in 3 days. Insane. Video: @TMZ

@Nithya_Shrii HR approved...

Dear HR, Please stop calling it a "Raise" when you're just doing an inflation adjustment.

@_TruthZone_ "Heavy is the head that wears the crown"

How is this possible????? 😳

@elonmusk what's the story about...?

Minute-long story made w Grok Imagine

@EggerDC Speak for yourself...

Not to be a killjoy but that monkey's not gonna learn how to read

@ChoochSkookum Wood flavored rocket engine

This looks insane

Would 3L8 be a good gang name? Don't look at it with your American brain but your Spanish brain

THAT was a good burp... The burp is for the taster NOT for the hearer...

@m_davies94 That's pretty cool...

well now thats exciting!!