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@SheSaysBadWords Oh… shit. Uh, your toe is lovely and Oklahoma is not a hellscape.
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Oooooooh shit, I have the dislike button….
BUCKLE UP!
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@ShadesOfPunky The way to save the most lives is to accomplish goals as quickly as possible. Which sounds kinda “duh,” but we like to do half-measures and limited actions.
If it’s worth sending our people into danger, it’s worth doing so with overwhelming violence, balls deep.
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Not to criticize war fighting and all that but shouldn’t we try to make EVERY war/skirmish/kinetic action as short as possible?!
Why not give the 48hr deadline on March 2nd? Or 10th?
Breaking911@Breaking911
🚨BREAKING: Israel is concerned that Trump may stop the war suddenly, so Netanyahu has instructed the IDF to WIPE OUT Iran’s arms industry within 48 hours. - NY Times
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@Ami_Marisol Exactly! If this quadrupole amputee can murder, what’s wrong with the rest of you quitters?! Get out there and knife a bitch.
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the point is clearly to never give up
TMZ@TMZ
Video shows quadruple amputee murder suspect, Dayton James Webber, climbing a ladder with a rifle.
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Uhh, @SheSaysBadWords what’s going on there?
Jim Shaw@ShawForOK
So, this was my day today… Today the House advanced HB3660, a bill to legalize the use of composted human bodies as fertilizer. If this bill is put into law, Oklahoma joins 14 BLUE states that have legalized this process. So, instead of outlawing this type of practice outright, we’re on track to take the use of humanure as fertilizer another disgusting step forward. 🤢
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Yet big tobacco says fruity flavors aren’t meant to entice children. 😐😵💫
Woodland creatures are fucking vaping Juicy Skittle flavored nicotine!!!
What the fuck! 🤬🤬🤬
New York Post@nypost
Squirrels are 'vaping' e-cigarettes after mistaking fruity aromas for food trib.al/IvZIB0D
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@LouisvilleGun @TommyFaceOnFire I saw a dude taking his lawnmower for a walk downtown, without a blade of grass in sight.
I suspect his drug addiction made him think it was a stroller.
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Just saw someone wearing alpenflage. Nature is healing
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I did a podcast with @Will_Tanner_1 that will most likely drop tomorrow. We chatted about Mongol Moon backstory and geostrategic stuff related to the books.
My dogs also can be heard complaining in jail.
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@RSFitz @Reiteller @holeymoleynoley @Shteina_Gott @RobertJMolnar Are nations literally can't comprehend.
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Nobody is buying this dumb fucking story about a fire in the laundry room causing damage that will take 12-14 months to repair....they clearly got hit....sailors told told to shut up or face court martial....but it will come out at some point
Kerry Burgess@KerryBurgess
The USS Gerald R. Ford is now out of commission for at least 12-14 months due to that fire caused by a fluff buildup in a tumble dryer....
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@1982VintageNut @ChestyPullerGst @HardPass4 @manhattanmaker That’s just what you did to the beavers!
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My friend @HardPass4 was formerly promiscuous. @manhattanmaker was a virgin...
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@1982VintageNut @ChestyPullerGst @HardPass4 @manhattanmaker I can’t hide the truth anymore. I was 15, and VN was unholy, but I was a virgin. She took me to her holt and tied me up. I’m so ashamed of the things she did: made me brush out her coat, massage her sensual back, hand feed her fish… oh, shame, SHAME! I was but a child!
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As many of you know Rascal has a penchant for the dramatic. So here we find him in 18th century regalia surrounded by a bunch of extras (not sure who is paying for their time) celebrating one of his and ours favorite founding fathers (of whom I am proudly related).
251 years ago, today, on March 23rd 1775, the venerable Patrick Henry gave his famous off the cuff no notes and from his patriotic heart speech, "Give Me Liberty or Give Me Death!"
We celebrate that today with a giveaway of both a @TraditionsPF Old Ironsides .69 caliber black powder cannon AND a @kimberamerica Liberty 1911 chambered in the quintessentially American .45ACP!
We use these giveaways to spread the word of our shop and our cause which is to make a living arming the great and patriotic American people!
Please FOLLOW, REPOST or QUOTE POST, and REPLY TO ENTER!
Winner will be announced this coming Monday.
Good Luck
Godspeed
& of course GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH!
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@harveyspistols If I win, I’m going to War Path’s speedo party and firing glitter over his house.
₩₳Ɽ ₱₳₮Ⱨ@WarPath2pt0
@harveyspistols If I win I'll dual yield both and fire celebratory shots into the air sporting a merica colored speedo from the bareback of a buffalo with one of those little American flags between my teeth--
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@ChestyPullerGst @MalcolmNance If he told me to unfuck myself, I’d turn inside out, from the asshole up.
If he told me to square my shit, I’d be pooping in 90 degrees.
If he told me to get my head out of my ass, I would grab a sewing kit and seal that motherfucker shut.
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@ChestyPullerGst @MalcolmNance Can we talk about this absolute beast of a CSM?
7 1/2 years on those sleeves? Dude looks like he’s saying “Good job, but if you ever cross me they’ll never find the body.”
The dude could impregnate with a lift of his brow. I’m not sure I’m not pregnant now.
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