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@RonFilipkowski Are you sure that's not the crowd at Happy Gilmore's first tournament?

These are the leaders of the tournament including the #1 player in the world on the green playing in the final round on Sunday at Trump’s golf course in Miami. I’ve seen bigger crowds at college tournaments and this is a PGA Tour signature event.

@BluJayJu Atlanta is like those old cartoons with repeating backgrounds. Walmart, Home Depot, Chick-fil-A over and over and over ...

30 minutes outside is Nashville is bumpkin shit. 30 minutes outside Atlanta is still Atlanta.

@chrisbriem Project Plowshare was a witty name at least.

Yes, they actually did test nuclear detonations to spur natural gas release from shale. Not hydraulic fracking, but nuclear fracking. In Pennsylvania there was a serious plan to detonate a nuclear device underground near State College to create a natural gas storage ‘cave’. That didn’t happen in the end.

@the_joe_marotta @HalforNY__ The Good Land is powerless against Earthquakes. Watch the big guy finish off Hulkamania once and for all!

@HalforNY__ Milly Way Kay Hogan vs Earthquake

I'm in a rare predicament of being torn... what do i watch tonight: SummerSlam '90 or Wayne's World

@JonSpaceman @jonnyrmitch Dylan's was surprisingly good. Old Bob was in a slump in the early 90s and Unplugged kinda sparked his resurgence.

@jonnyrmitch I enjoyed Bob Dylan’s, Paul McCartney’s and Eric Clapton’s.

For me the best MTV Unplugged is Nirvana in 1993! What do you think is the greatest MTV Unplugged?

@GenTXer2 I prefer these guys.

This album DID NOT make my Top 70 albums of the 70s list but does it make yours? 🤔 Kraftwerk: Trans-Europe Express (1977) Ranked #238 on Rolling Stone's 500 Greatest Albums Of All Time.

@RyanLostinTX I'm my mother's live-in caretaker. She's got dementia and we both get food stamps. I'm frugal with them except for mom's Hershey's Chocolate Bars. If anyone has a problem with that they can fuck off. I don't give a damn.

One of my core beliefs is that good people have the right to a dignified life. Being poor does not make you a bad person. There is a lot of nuance beyond that which I’m sure causes so much of the trepidation we are seeing from the ostensibly righteous rich.

The cool thing about a rotisserie chicken is you can make so much with it. Legs/wings are part of a meal. Breast can be used for another meal. Carcass can be used to make chicken stock for other meals. I’m absolutely for it being covered by SNAP. You’re an asshole if you’re not.

@RyanLostinTX I make a mean chicken salad the second day.

Half of one of those chickens makes four chicken pot pies. The other half can be used to make king ranch chicken casserole which can feed a family of 4 for a couple meals. And then the stock. Why is this bad?

@JaguarGator9NFL Sam Huff was on '58 Giants. I cannot picture this man playing touch football

In 1978, CBS aired touch football

@VTHistory25 If Ohio was a food ...

I usually like the Babylon Bee, but this goes too far.

@RushmoreLists Comedy edition: Airplane Naked Gun Raising Arizona And this 1987 Oscar-eligible masterpiece

It’s Friday. You’re flipping through the channels, and one of these is on. You aren't going anywhere. The Mount Rushmore of 'Dad Movies' that we will watch every single time: Dirty Harry Field of Dreams Gladiator Tombstone There were snubs. Which ones should've been up there?

@mistressseymour You got a horny king, Victoria's grandkids starting WWI, Nazi sympathizers and a melodramatic abdication. I think they can find some drama there.

i’m the only person who wants this and that’s fine

@PopBase You got a horny king, Victoria's grandkids starting WWI, Nazi sympathizers and a melodramatic abdication. I think they can find some drama there.

A prequel spinoff series to ‘THE CROWN’ is reportedly in development at Netflix. The series will span from Queen Victoria’s death in 1901 to Queen Elizabeth II’s wedding in 1947. (telegraph.co.uk/news/2026/04/3…)

@BeschlossDC Creepy, he looks like the cranky lady who cheats at bingo at mom's nursing home.

Chief Justice Roger Taney, best known for the 1857 Dred Scott decision:

@LloydLegalist When these showed up in the '80s they had that kind of label

Only people old enough will remember the satisfying peel of those styrofoam labels.

@TheMindScourge They have a lot to work with, Edward VII's love of the ladies, Victoria's grandkids starting WWI, Nazi sympathizers and a melodramatic abdication.

Prestige TV and film continues its escape into the past Here “The Crown” will return by going further back in time, to the early 20th century For the show itself this can only be a good thing, as the “The Crown” grew progressively less interesting the closer it got to the present day

@elwasson Like vampires, they gotta be invited in. Had a whole civil war about it. Someone lost their head.

Fun fact : the King isn’t allowed to enter the House of Commons

@CarlosFrum1970 @Kilvesfur @elwasson I believe it was settled in the landmark Cavaliers v. Roundheads decision.

@Kilvesfur @elwasson Nonsense. Parliament won the civil war hence the legal doctrine of parliamentary supremacy. Educate yourself.

@Acyn Oh King Charles. Next thing ya know he'll be chased by underdressed women at a comical speed while some sort of wacky sax song plays.

A lot of jokes from King Charles tonight. “You recently commented, Mr. President, that if it were not for the United States, European countries would be speaking German. Dare I say that if it wasn't for us, you'd be speaking French”

@ppointtee @VeryBrexitProbs Yes sir. I seem to remember that In 1814 we took a little trip Along with Colonel Jackson down the mighty Mississip'

@VeryBrexitProbs I remember fondly the beating that Jackson gave the British in New Orleans.

Americans love banging on about the War of Independence. They’re quieter on the War of 1812. Here’s why. In 1812, America declared war on Britain. The plan was to march into Canada and annex it. Thomas Jefferson said it would be “a mere matter of marching.” It wasn’t. The Canadians sent them packing. Two years later, the British sailed up the Potomac. American forces collapsed at Bladensburg in what’s still called “the Bladensburg Races” because of how fast they ran. President Madison had already fled to Maryland. The British walked into Washington unopposed. They sat down in the White House, ate the dinner Dolley Madison had laid out for forty guests, used the President’s silver, then set fire to the building. Then they burned the Capitol, the Treasury and the Navy Yard. A freak thunderstorm put the fires out the next day. The British left when they were ready. It’s still the only time a foreign army has captured the US capital. You can see why it doesn’t come up much.