Joe Carter

Definitely voting for OUR GUY. that other guy looks scary!

@KingDemic @big_yemm Oh yeah.

@big_yemm Sloth

Which animal?

@RealKhalilU Obviously Raising Arizona.

Can you name a Nicolas Cage movie you like that is not The Rock, Con Air or Face Off? 👀

@Matt_Pinner Vera Louise

WHAT was your grandmother's name... I'm looking for a vintage girl's name. Not Betty!

@fyrewede @catturd2 Praying for you both this morning.

@catturd2 Working today only. Husband has cancer surgery tomorrow so please pray for him?🙏

Are you off on this Thanksgiving week or do you have to work?

@AnEriksenWife General; by Christine Eriksen

@Realrawr Ahahahaha, no, I do NOT have that skillset or interest!

It happened again!! At a book-related event and someone recognized me*!! I love this!! *well recognized my last name from the name tag

@fyrewede As a fellow Orthodox Christian, you will be in my prayers - both of you. George and Olga. ~Joseph

My husband and I plan to switch to a fairly restrictive fasting plan during the Nativity Fast as part of our all-out war on his cancer. The plan is as follows: 72-hour water-only fast (with electrolyte supplements) followed by 11 days of eating OMaD (One Meal a Day) with the meal in question being high-quality ketogenic food (wild-caught fish or shrimp, nut butters, coconut oil, avocados, etc) and berries for dessert. Lather, rinse, repeat until Christmas with one day off for Thanksgiving. Cancer thrives on glycogen, so ketones, here we come! Please pray for him, and pray I will be a good support to him. George and Olga are our saint names.

@CBwordstuff Same.

Today, I hate everything I've ever written. I have such an urge to burn it all and apologize to everyone who has ever read my drivel. How is your Tuesday going?

@Xeer Godzilla.

If you’re right-brained you see a rabbit. If you’re left-brained you see a turtle.

@AJamesMcCarthy ISS passing in front of the moon?

You’ll never believe what I just captured. Not just something I’ve never captured before, but something I don’t think *anyone* has captured before. If you guess it right in the comments I’ll dm you and let you know, if you promise to keep it a secret til I’m ready to share!

@frankentoon zoomed out these reminded me of Picasso's Don Quixote drawing. I mean that sincerely... these have some lovely gesture to them... alchetron.com/Don-Quixote-(P…

Warming-up, nothing better than some blobby non-sensical scribbles #madeinaffinity

@notch Spokane, WA. I'll show you around.

Cali's not for me. Where do I go?

I’d Rather Have Courageous 'C' Students Than Weak 'A' Students | Charlie... youtube.com/shorts/09SPiHZ… via @YouTube

@JohnCleese listen. I'm way more smarterer than everyone else.

Well said Never forget Dunning-Kruger The dumbest people always think they're much more intelligent than they are

🚨 new texts leaked from inside The Babylon Bee show writers saying "heck" and "darn"

Once a person has gotten to actually cutting parts off, I don‘t doubt their commitment, but I worry about their physical and mental health. Gender dysphorics’ unhappiness with their bodies IS real, and deserves compassion. Anorexia is a similar mental disorder, but we don’t prescribe anorexics diet pills and cut a rib or two out so they can feel thinner; we try to help them accept who they are and see the beauty we see in them. THAT is affirmation. Anything else is abuse.

@riccardochapman @BrettFromDJ Genuinely lol’d

@BrettFromDJ Aw cute. I made a similar video except it was an elephant jumping on a bus. Got 12 million views. 2.75 billion likes. Managed to hit 3 followers today. Unreal.

I just made a Tiktok account. Posted a Sora video of squirrels jumping on a trampoline. 7 million views. 377,000 likes. Will hit 20,000 followers today. Wtf.

@CarlBovisNature lovely shot!

I don't think many of my followers are seeing my posts anymore. 😔 The algorithm doesn't seem to promote photographers like it used to a few years ago.. If you see this tweet, of a Robin dropping from a berry laden branch, please can you let me know in the comments. 🙏🐦♥️

@MrPitbull07 That is an AWESOME quilt! (My 18 year old son was at the fair this weekend and said: "Dad - I think the most impressive things in this arts and crafts display is the quilts!" - I'm sure he'd be impressed by yours as well.) Good job kiddo (and mama)!

@KHQLocalNews Sounds like they're exercising their right to pay tribute to someone they respected.

Charlie Kirk stickers on frozen yogurt cups