Rep. Jack Kimble

With great appreciation to @JonButter2, the Detective Jesus book trailer is ready and I think it's so much better with such a quality voiceover #AmWriting #BookTrailer

@MaybeI13019 The first line was literally all I remembered

@RepJackKimble Excellent lyrics

I have been trying to find out what a song was for 38 years. It has been stuck in my head and I've had tons of friends looking and nobody had ever heard of it. I just discovered it was a song called Chance to Be Loved by Parthenon Huxley. Even weirded I saw him sing as the lead singer of The Orchestra when they did a free concert at the park across from my hotel in 2013 and never knew it. youtu.be/O7bIFEZWvE8?si…

@DHSgov @GovernorVA Oh no, did you get hit with another sandwich?

To be clear: We will NOT comply with @GovernorVA’s unconstitutional mask ban. Our law enforcement officers are facing a coordinated campaign of violence including a more than 1,300% increase in assaults and an 8,000% increase in death threats. Our officers wear masks to protect themselves and their families. Thank you to @TheJusticeDept for continuing to stand with the heroic men and women of our law enforcement.

@Eddie1Fastest Fortunately your mom swallows

@RepJackKimble The best thing about you dribbled down your mom's leg

The best thing about so many of the cuts Trump made is that there are no consequences. It’s like the transgender mice. I could care less about the sex life of flies and mice.

@HappyCaveBat Wait until you hear about cisgender and six genders

@RepJackKimble That magas don't know the difference between transgender and transgenic is frikkin hilarious!

Those who love America will be at the Trump Library

@Mr_Giller Oh I wish

@RepJackKimble Wrong! The ony sport at the World Cup is football!

Wait! The only sport at the Wold Cup is soccer?! That's it? Why didn't anybody tell me?

Now on Substack! open.substack.com/pub/representa…

@Kalshi Also has twice as many explosions

JUST IN: SpaceX is now worth more than Canada

@sizzark_ You first

@RepJackKimble Resign in disgrace now

Watching the World Cup and Wembanyama still isn’t out for either national anthem

Sometimes, I get the feel that I missed some talking points, but I just wanted to wish all my fellow MAGA, #HappyPrideMonth

@jay120j My corner is neither free nor dumb

@RepJackKimble This freedom corner or whatever you call it, charges! Freedom is supposed to be free! That's why they call it free-dom!

Free on Substack! open.substack.com/pub/representa…

@SecKennedy @nytimes TLDR

Sheryl. Your article exemplifies the biased reporting we have come to expect from you and @nytimes. It was unfair, inimical, and inaccurate. All one needs to refute your argument is to glance at my publicly available calendar and to review my unprecedented list of accomplishments on a wide range of issues, all of which I drove. You evidently never undertook these foundational due diligences. Why let facts obscure a good story? You fault me for missing a couple of monthly counselor meetings. However, I meet one-on-one with my counselors every day to decide policy and strategy. We schedule the monthly meetings to give the divisions a chance to keep each other informed about HHS-wide policies with which I’m already intimately familiar. Had you read my calendar, you would have seen that I have back-to-back meetings all day, every day, with both career and political staff, with my counselors and with outside stakeholders, interspersed with press conferences and other policy announcements. I am knowledgeable and active on every issue in every division of my department, and I always make the final decisions. I meet with the principals at FDA, NIH, CDC, and my senior counselor every morning, something, I’m told, is unprecedented in HHS history. I try to get out of the office between 4:30 and 6:00 PM, so that I can spend three hours, in quiet, responding to emails. I normally work until 11 PM every night, mostly on phone calls to staff. In order to prove your preconceived case for my disengagement, you quote anonymous employees, some of whom I fired or who quit to avoid being fired. You also deceptively quote HHS employees without identifying whether they were among those I fired, thereby depriving your readers of the opportunity to make an independent judgment about their credibility. I came into this job to change the culture of a broken agency that has presided over the worst decline in public health in American history. Of course I fired people—lots of them! It's an easy task for even the laziest journalist, to comb that flotsam and jetsam for malevolence toward the Trump administration. And of course, this species of journalist will always be able to find disgruntled individuals among the 70,000 employees of the Department from whom to cherry pick "facts" to flesh out a preordained hit piece. All that is required for this brand of journalism is the ethical elasticity that you seem to have in spades. You had a preconceived thesis, and you set out to prove it. This is a widely accepted technique in journalism today, but I grew up in an era when it would not have been tolerated by the New York Times. Ultimately, God puts us all on this earth to search for existential truths. I've tried to instill this mission at HHS by implementing gold standard research to end the regime of politicized science that COVID exposed to the American public. There was a time that journalists were proud to be the fearless and uncompromising champions of truth. Standards have devolved, and journalism is dead. The Times now employs propagandists. Your capitulation to partisanship further compounds your journalistic challenges; since we all are aware of your predictable bias, we at HHS are unwilling to talk to you about the topics that are important. The fact that you have minimal access to decision makers leaves you covering trivia and relying on your own capacity for invention. Btw. When I took this job, the building was empty. About 90% of the employees were not coming to work. I changed that, but your newspaper never covers my reforms. Nor did you cover the fact that my predecessor almost never showed up for work here during his four years in office. When we came in, there were still artifacts from the first Trump administration in many of our office drawers because no one showed up for work during the Biden years. Just as Rochelle Walensky spent her entire term as CDC Director in Cambridge, Xavier Becerra reportedly spent most of his term as HHS Secretary in California. (I live in California, but I’ve only been there once in fifteen months). His only notable accomplishments here were losing 300,000 children, referred to HHS for custody and care, to human traffickers and drug runners, encouraging transgender surgeries, and disabling the entire program-integrity apparatus, allowing hundreds of billions of dollars of theft from my agency. I have set out to find the children Becerra lost. He is now the front-runner for the governor of California. These are not invented stories; they are genuine scandals that the Times will never cover, presumably, because the malefactors are Democrats. Finally, you criticize me for spending time with the Indian tribes in Alaska. I consider that part of my job. I run the Indian Health Services, and I’ve had unprecedented success in transforming IHS from a backwater to a top priority for this department. I’ve made more trips to Indian country and to Indian health clinics and hospitals than any HHS secretary in history, and I’ve brought Indians into high positions on the sixth floor for the first time in agency history. This is another success story that the Times will never cover.

Sounds like Burgum, who helped make North Dakota run 40% on wind as governor, made it one of the world’s easiest targets for massive drone attacks. The guilt and regret must be eating him alive.

@SecretaryBurgum @POTUS @Interior $4,000,000 wow! We do that like 70 more times and we can have another UFC fight at the White House

Promises Made, Promises Kept ✅ Under @POTUS, @Interior is TERMINATING partnerships that don’t align with our mission. This recent review saved $4 MILLION, and we won't stop until ALL taxpayer dollars deliver real results for the American people! foxnews.com/politics/trump…

@SteveHiltonx If people have to stay inside because of the smog, they won't drive as much so that will lower oil prices too.

My plan to CUT YOUR COSTS - Electric Bills: - Kill the windmills! - End solar subsidies - Expand Hydropower, stop removing dams! - Plan for nuclear in the long term - Instead of running our gas-fired powered stations at 10% capacity, use California natural gas to generate affordable, reliable power Vote for Change! Vote Steve Hilton ☀️

@317Donnely @99periwinkle Rightly so

@RepJackKimble @99periwinkle We were scared of how you may react..