Probably Ryan

@W_B_Rick I don’t hate the take that Ty Simpson could be better but…..Through the CFP semifinals, Mendoza completed 31-of-36 passes for 369 yards, 8 touchdowns, and 0 interceptions, boasting an 86.1% completion rate and a 90+ passing grade in key games. According to Google AI

Trying to argue Fernando Mendoza didn’t show up in big games is one of the most insane, disingenuous takes I’ve ever heard in my life

@mnestler40 #onit #drinkingit

Yo is anyone else thirsty??? Make sure you guys are drinking water #yup #drinkingit

@ringer @McShay13 I wonder if @PatMcAfeeShow fans are gonna roast this take too.

“My eyes tell me Ty Simpson’s every bit as good as—in some ways better and more NFL-ready than—[Fernando] Mendoza." @McShay13 talks about whether there’s a big gap between Ty Simpson and Fernando Mendoza.

@NOLAnews Is this @TheOnion

Elon Musk's Boring Company picks New Orleans as possible site for underground tunnel loop nola.com/news/business/…

@jon_greenberg @BarstoolBigCat Slim cat

Spotted at Cubs camp yesterday: a really rich guy and also Pete-Crow Armstrong.

@micah_erfan More clearly…100 mil would be almost all non white folk in the US

There are only 50 million immigrants in America, btw.

@noname131252 @WhoDeanie589 This guy works for the insurance company

@WhoDeanie589 You’re paying for your car yes (possibly) but you’re also paying to be protected from losing your entire current and future livelihood in the event you crash and injure someone

I pay $1200 dollars a year for insurance on a car worth $3200. I think I’m done.

@danorlovsky7 isn’t wrong, just early

Needs to be a button for “I’ve seen this exact tweet 50 times”

Needs to be a button for “I’ve seen this exact tweet 50 times”

Still blows my mind that a sitting Governor called a journalist a pedophile because he discovered millions in fraud in his state

@TheRealRedShed @BadgerBloodies Phrasing

@BadgerBloodies A solid Tajin rim, left me wanting just a bit more coverage on the back side

As far as airport Bloody Marys go, this actually looks pretty good. Is that a Tajin seasoned rim I see??

@rgfray1 Because we as non Canadians are infatuated, for you it’s just another dude you may know 10 of. Reminds me of a buncha northerners I know, but they’re all beauts

I’m Canadian 🇨🇦 Live in a small rural town Love hockey I check all the boxes but I will never understand the Oldie appeal…

@culvers Smores shake Hot fudge and marshmallows

We want to hear the most ~creative~ sweet treat you have ordered at Culver’s! Tell us in the replies!

@DHSgov Violation of:

Democrats are forcing TSA officers — like single mother of three Tatiana — to work without pay. She is struggling to pay her bills, pay her rent, and afford food for her family. Enough is enough: Democrats must end the DHS shutdown.

@GigaBasedDad In the north, we actually move further north to retire

Why is that?

@daremarket It’s 762

the number was 427. nobody got it. let's run it back: $200 double or nothing. guess a number between 1 and 1,000

@dransick1 There are prep schools on the east coast with fully reclassed lacrosse teams

Wrestling dads been doing it for the love of the game well before NIL

@MikeBales Good can means good beer, I don’t make the rules but I gotta try that

Campground burgers just taste better. 🤤

@stevemagness This was common before NIL

This is nuts. If you're holding your kid back for sports, you've lost all perspective in life.