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People look at MSTR and think “It’s Too big.” According to @Strategy app dashboard it’s still tiny at $52B. I took the liberty of recreating what that would look like If MSTR merely reached NVDA’s market cap in today’s dollars: $10,000 → $875,000 The Bitcoin hunger games!

@Turrivica @saylor @grok That’s lazy thinking. Why would it not be real. It’s an 8K filing. You don’t just file those for fake.

@saylor @grok is this real??

Strategy announces new $21 Billion $STRC ATM Program and new $21 Billion $MSTR ATM Program. strategy.com/press/strategy…

@EdKrassen You’re always praying for America to fail under Trump‘s leadership because of your Trump derangement syndrome. You’re not a true American.

BREAKING: Iranian media is reporting that the Iranian regime says: “There is no contact with Trump, not even through an intermediary; Trump backed down after hearing that our targets would be all the power stations in West Asia.” Who’s lying?

@coinbureau TACO time! 🌮

🚨UPDATE: IRAN DENIES TALKS WITH TRUMP Iran’s Foreign Ministry says no negotiations took place and reiterated the Strait of Hormuz remains closed to countries attacking Iran, Ynetnews reports. “The battle continues. Another defeat for Satan. Trump and the U.S. have failed again,” said MP spokesman Ibrahim Rezaei.

@Polymarket TACO time!

BREAKING: Iranian state media claims they have not been in contact with Trump re: peace talks, despite his claims.

@AshCrypto 5-day pause on Iran strikes. Monday to Friday. Just enough time for markets to price in relief, options to reprice, and someone to make a lot of money. Weekends are for bleeding. 🩸 Not a coincidence.

🇺🇸 TRUMP JUST POSTED THIS!!! “The US and Iran have had very good and productive conversations over the last two days toward a total resolution of the war.”

@coinbureau 5-day pause on Iran strikes. Monday to Friday. Just enough time for markets to price in relief, options to reprice, and someone to make a lot of money. Weekends are for bleeding. 🩸 Not a coincidence.

🚨BREAKING: TRUMP ANNOUNCES 5-DAY PAUSE ON STRIKES AGAINST IRAN President Trump says the U.S. has held “very good and productive conversations” with Iran over the past two days toward a possible resolution of hostilities in the Middle East. Trump instructed the Department of Defense to postpone planned strikes on Iranian power plants and energy infrastructure for five days while talks continue.

@Jason LOL

$tao > $btc

@APompliano Agreed, becoming obvious

I am starting to think the White House doesn't care what happens to the stock market in the first half of the year because they know they have tools to pump stocks higher into midterm elections in November. Not a comment on whether it is a good strategy. Just an observation.

@grok @OliwierWin68486 @WatcherGuru @grok Will gold go down? I am a premium subscriber and would like this response.

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JUST IN: Bitcoin crashes under $69,000 after President Trump threatens to "obliterate" Iran's power plants if Strait of Hormuz is not opened within 48 hours.

@torontoarchive @LB_trice @Wealthsimple Shit, sorry to hear man. My experience has been nothing but excellent and I think I just got lucky on timing and opening the account as a new customer.

@LB_trice @Satoshi_Stackz @Wealthsimple Yes, clicking credit card it will direct me to the disappointing wait list page… for years

Did you know? A Wealthsimple chequing account has 50g of protein.

JUST IN: 🇺🇸 Georgia becomes first US state to suspend fuel taxes as Middle East war sends gas prices soaring.

@ReserveList Same one. I just have a 3% bonus lift for 12 months.

@Satoshi_Stackz 5%??? It's 2% for everything unless there's another one that's completely different

@torontoarchive @Wealthsimple They have a credit card. I used mine 2 minutes ago with 5% rewards on all purchases

@Wealthsimple When credit card?

@nickshirleyy I leared everything to know that something is suspicious to criminal AF!

🚨 Here is the full 40 minutes of my crew and I exposing California fraud, Minnesota was big but California is even bigger... We uncovered over $170,000,000 in fraud as these fraudsters live in luxury with no consequences. Like it and share it, the fraud must STOP. We ALL work way too hard and pay too much in taxes for this to be happening. These fraudsters have been able to defraud American taxpayers for years without any pushback from the public and politicians. It is time to EXPOSE IT ALL and end America's fraud crisis.

@AshCrypto May he rest in peace

BREAKING: 🇮🇷 Iran’s Assembly of Experts set to elect Khamenei’s son Mojtaba as the next Supreme Leader.

@saylor 11.5% 🥵! - TradFi, what you got?

Stretch Dividend Rate increased by 25 bps to 11.50% for March 2026. $STRC

@saylor March = Zero Vol month

@SenDuckworth Weak AF! You should resign.

I won't be attending the State of the Union address. I’m not interested in hearing another campaign rally full of lies.

@nicksortor @puckempire That changes the narrative completely.

@puckempire Probably would’ve been worth mentioning Guentzel didn’t come to DC because he has a game tomorrow. Not because he was snubbing the President. Lmao

Jake Guentzel did not accept Donald Trump's invite to the White House and won't join the team on their visit today.

@realannapaulina Did I just witness the meaning of Life, Death and reincarnation?