Michelle K

@doqholliday Self mower

If you could get one new product or item inside your house or in your yard, and money is not an issue. What would it be and why?

@arrant61632 @doqholliday I want one!

@doqholliday Instead of a swimming pool, I would love to build a lazy river that winds around the back yard…something like this photo. Why, because it’s awesome.

@MakisMedicine Makis Cancer Clinic if it's an actual place people can go to. It's clear if that is the case.

BREAKING NEWS: A New Florida Cancer Center is being named. Options include: Makis Cancer Center Makis Cancer Clinic Makis Cancer Institute Makis Cancer & Wellness Makis Medical Center Makis Health Institute What's your preferred name? 😃 Please feel free to make suggestions. I'm hoping quite a few Big Pharma folks are going to be upset by this post, maybe even spit out their morning coffee! 😂 Let's have some fun!! 😉

@alt_w_v_g Boring 😴

16 Claude platform releases in 107 days A new frontier model yesterday A new product today The PE hold period is five years The strategic plan is three The budget is one The moat is now priced on a 90 day clock Someone is going to have to explain this to the LPs And what is public trails what is internal by at least one release The rate of change is no longer a variable in the model It is the model Every other assumption in the deck is downstream of it

Let me get this straight Yesterday Anthropic announced a new AI model that autonomously found a 27-year-old vulnerability in OpenBSD In under a day For under $20,000 It also found a 16-year-old bug in video software that had survived 5 million automated tests and every human reviewer who ever looked at the code It chained together 4 vulnerabilities to escape a web browser sandbox It solved a corporate network attack simulation that would have taken a human expert over 10 hours By itself With no human involvement after the initial prompt Meanwhile I have to fill out a form on a government website that doesn't fit my browser window The submit button is cut off The error message says "please try again later" It's been saying that since Tuesday The federal government spends over $100 billion a year on IT 80% of that goes to maintaining legacy systems That's $80 billion a year To keep systems running that were built when Nixon was president The IRS still uses a system written in COBOL from the 1960s It won't be fully replaced until 2030 At which point it will be 60 years old The Treasury's taxpayer system is 51 years old HHS runs a patient system that is 50 years old The Department of Education runs student information on a 46-year-old platform These aren't obscure backroom tools These process the money, the healthcare, and the education of 330 million people On code written before the internet existed Let me run the math $80 billion a year For 10 years That's $800 billion Spent maintaining technology from an era when the most advanced computer in America had less processing power than a modern thermostat For the same price Anthropic's new AI model could run 40 million individual security assessments Each one capable of finding decades-old vulnerabilities in a day 40 million And the government can't build a webpage that fits on a laptop screen In private equity we have a term for this It's called "capex misallocation" When you spend enormous sums maintaining obsolete infrastructure instead of replacing it It shows up on the balance sheet as an asset But it functions as a liability It drags down productivity It creates security risk It compounds every year And eventually it becomes so expensive to replace that you just keep paying to maintain it Forever Which is exactly where the federal government is A $100 billion annual IT budget 80% allocated to keeping the lights on 20% for everything new No private company would survive running its infrastructure this way But the government doesn't have to survive It just has to keep collecting taxes And those taxes are processed on a 60-year-old COBOL system That still can't handle a form that fits in my browser window Make common sense common again Plz fix. Thx. Sent from my iPhone

Baby Red panda eating an apple.. 😊

@VincentCrypt46 Rocket or a moving frog

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@crumbl 💐

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This is hysterical 😆 facebook.com/share/p/1DuSRF…

@Prolotario1 Omg I had vertigo yesterday for the first time in years. This is crazy.

People are saying that some are experiencing vertigo and dizziness after today's earthquake. Charlie Freak mentioned years ago that shifts in frequencies can affect people's sense of balance and equilibrium, resulting in symptoms of vertigo & dizziness. So ask yourself what is the potential for this when that infamous X draws over the New Madrid Fault Line on April 8th? Do you see any significance?

What’s DOGE been working on, you ask? Oh, just: 🧵

😆😆😂😂

@buitengebieden He is clearly broken lol

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@KTHopkins @elonmusk All generated AI should come with a disclaimer. Then we never have to worry about it.

Darling @elonmusk Please may we have a toggle to reject ALL ai content (images / videos / memes / writing) from our feed I am SO BORED of AI crap. Thank you my little flowerpot 💋

@dog_rates @15outof10 💔

This is Leia. She was found with terribly matted fur that was hiding pelvic fractures, broken back legs, and a dislocated hip. Thanks to your support of our merch, @15outof10 was able to cover her $18,000 surgeries and laser therapy. She's fully recovered and has been adopted ❤️‍🩹

@eveforamerica @Prolotario1 😆 🤣

@Prolotario1 I’m still on the short bus🤣

Can not believe how everything we were talking about is unfolding in such quick succession. You all are just walking into everything we have covered. Given what's going on with Iran I think once they reach a deal or a strike is imminent. I wouldn't be surprised if we are not in the banks sometime next month. That 10% tariff basically acted like silver and gave every country a floor price. Now they know which numbers on the rate they can work with. Amazing shit right there.

@based_biased @DataRepublican @data_republican I think they just want her toy...but that's just me...

@DataRepublican @data_republican Things are getting better for Punch.

"Let's adopt Punch the monkey" - @data_republican

🚨 California is the breeding ground for voter fraud in America, as millions of people vote with no ID, month-long election processes, inaccurate voter rolls, dead people caught voting, even a dog successfully registered to vote, and voter verification is all based on your signature — not who you actually are. In this video, I go to locations from California’s public voter rolls from the Secretary of State, and not a single location could verify the voter rolls. - Irregularities in voter numbers per location - 30+ people registered to one mail store - Voters inaccurately aged at 125 years old Without any voter ID and negligence from the state government to update their voter rolls, California’s one-party state has created a complex system where fraud is inevitable in their voting process. If you appreciate this video give it a like and share it around!

@JohnDParody Nice! Good luck

🥈 JD's Silver Bar Giveaway! 🩶 We're at it again! To enter, just follow @JohnDParody, like & comment. Will use XPickr to select a random person tomorrow at 7pm, and will ship the 1 ounce bar w/ free shipping. Get er Done!