Simon Harris

Well … first things first. I’m sorry. Regardless of the circumstances, simply vanishing off this network in January 2024 would have deeply disappointed a lot of you. I can only apologise, and off the back of that I honestly don’t blame any of you for thinking the worst. If you kept on following me on Facebook, you would know that I had what I can only describe as a full-on breakdown. I should have tackled it head-on at the time, but hindsight is a wonderful thing. For what it’s worth, the most accurate (in my view) article about everything that happened is bbc.co.uk/news/articles/… (mainly because it took Essex Live ELEVEN MONTHS to update their own viral article with my version of events). I also covered everything in detail with @PaulMaleary in a video at youtu.be/wnXYOH7e_QM?si… I’m not going to pretend that there aren’t a thousand other versions of what happened out there, including me having to flee the UK to Thailand as it was all a government psyop conspiracy, man. Feel free to believe whatever you want to believe, but I’m back to reassure you all that I’m still in South Essex, not South f*****g Bangkok. Impersonation on here was becoming an issue as well, so I know - I’m a hypocrite for restarting on X after slating it left, right and centre. Nobody’s perfect. Like I said, believe what you want to believe. All I’ll add is that I’m not typing this on a mobile that I’ve smuggled up my chocolate starfish into Wormwood Scrubs. That’s not to say that I haven’t made mistakes though. No illusions about that. Some of my antics on this network were utterly cringeworthy. What’s done is done. I’ve waffled enough now. Nobody likes a self-indulgent ramble and enough of you hate me as it is. Again, I don’t blame anyone for taking a dim view all things considered, but at least I haven’t deactivated (and I don’t mean in the social media sense), which was clearly the goal for a very small but dedicated group of people. Much love to you all, lovers and haters regardless xxx

@Dangermous77971 Just curious. Why would I return it when I fulfilled every contract that was given to me?

@SimonHarrisMBD That’s why I said alleged…the difficulty and difference of knowing and proving…where is the money then? Circa £350k? Did you keep that or return that?

Robert Jenrick’s latest rant is about London Zoo offering discounts for families on Universal Credit, adding that a Reform government would ‘put a stop to it.’ It’s going to be hilarious if it does happen, watching him rock up in Regent’s Park on Day One only to be told to ‘f**k off’ as the zoo is run by an independent charity.

@Heccles94 When are Labour going to realise that you can’t out-Reform Reform and you can’t out-Restore Restore. Just ghastly.

Whoever tweeted this should resign. You’re the home office not the Daily Express.

@Dangermous77971 Could I have some proof of alleged embezzlement please? Cheers.

@SimonHarrisMBD Imagine how many kids ECC could have sent to these kind of places with the 350k you allegedly embezzled into your own pockets…

It’s clearly Tony Angelino from Only Fools And Horses.

Makes me feel slightly better now that I’m not the only target of this fuckwittery.

This is probably a good point to emphasise to anyone who thinks I regret nothing. It’s just frustrating that Essex County Council’s official reporting of the whole fiasco states that they have no reason why this decision was taken (they’ve also deleted the relevant emails, which they could have easily obtained from myself and chose not to). essex.gov.uk/about-council/… Again. Utterly idiotic on my part and something I hold my hands up to. I also had no say in ECC deciding to publish a redacted version of the spreadsheet of subcontractors I supplied to them to protect the identity of many individuals who I was told to pay, which in turn has also amplified suspicion. Call me a **** if you want (like I have to give you all permission) but maybe have a look into what has been published on the matter as well.

Not arrogant at all. I’ve learned to never meekly agree to administer six-figure sums on behalf of a local authority and make payments to sub-contractors on their orders, thus allowing them to bypass procurement procedures and god knows how many other regulations and guidelines. Utterly idiotic on my part, and something I’ve held my hands up to on numerous occasions, even though nobody seems to want to listen to that bit for some reason.

@SimonHarrisMBD @Singo831 As arrogant as before, you’ve learned nothing. I look forward to your next inevitable downfall, I wonder what “issues” you’ll blame it on then. Off you pop now, I’m sure you’ve got some unbelievably twee shite you’re dying to post

I’d forgotten that this place was the true home of reasoned argument …

@ReadReceiptOnX Top article on the Beeb at one point, my good man.

“A national media frenzy”

@StupidNeilAgain @Singo831 Oh well.

@SimonHarrisMBD @Singo831 I don’t believe you, very few people will. If it was that bad you wouldn’t be back on here yet here you are, full of bullshit again.

@StupidNeilAgain @Singo831 Yeah, a national media frenzy will do that to a lot of people.

@SimonHarrisMBD @Singo831 How convenient, after you were exposed as a lying cunt you just happen to have something occur to necessitate lying low for a while. You were a liar then, you’re a liar now

@StupidNeilAgain @Singo831 No, I’m saying that some shitty behaviour happened, and then the mental health issue occurred.

@Singo831 @SimonHarrisMBD He’s blaming his shitty behaviour on a mental health issue, he’s a proper wanker

@drclawscat @kroquegg_overon So you’re implying illegal activity then. Weird - the police didn’t see it that way.

@kroquegg_overon @SimonHarrisMBD I’d have a nervous breakdown too if I’d been as spectacularly busted with my fingers in the till as he was.

Delighted to hit 100 followers on here. Only 162,900 or so needed now to get back to where I was before I had my full-on nervous breakdown, deactivated, and then forgot there were only 30 days to reactivate again …

@returningfromt2 @DrGladimir Boo

@DrGladimir @SimonHarrisMBD Muted the insufferable prick already. I've piles that are more humorous.

@StupidNeilAgain @BemusedSteve @CartlandDavid Nope, I do not.

@SimonHarrisMBD @BemusedSteve @CartlandDavid Well you claim to be a comedian for a start

Hi @CartlandDavid - it’s really disappointing that you’ve decided to make a completely baseless, unfounded and untrue allegation against me within just an hour or so of me returning to this app. That being said, I’m more than happy to accept a retraction and apology and that will be the end of the matter. Regards, Simon

@DavidPGCSE Ah yes, you were there to check weren’t you.

Ah yes, mental health

Bloody hell I was filling up a car not a sodding aircraft carrier. This wasn’t even a full tank …

@CartlandDavid I struggle to see how I was involved in money laundering. You’ve still not explained that accusation babs.

@SimonHarrisMBD I struggle to see how a CV such as yours attracted such specialist responsibility and funding as well as the huge number of contracts pray tell me what made you such an ideal candidate I struggle to find positives in tattle and substack……

@CartlandDavid Come on Dave you really need to clarify this properly. Were you accusing me of money laundering or just being an accessory to money laundering? I mean either way it’s bollocks but clarity is always appreciated. Cheers.

Local election voter: ‘If I see that <<Candidate>> around I’m going to smash his face in.’ Also local election voter: ‘Why do some of them withhold their home address from the election documentation?’

@CartlandDavid You mean like my personal details and the personal details of others? Ever heard of GDPR?

@SimonHarrisMBD I’m examining your various contracts as we speak. A lot of redactions……for public funding……