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@Benson202386390 @icelandcricket My apols. I thought it was the same innings but you are correct

@SkillsyV2 @icelandcricket Idiot. He didn’t do that when he got his 100/200 against Bangladesh as a nighty. That’s his 50 at the Gabba. It was embarrassing to watch.

What would be the cricketing equivalent of someone running the marathon in under 2 hours?

@DustyPee Simples DP

What are you guys like at getting rid of a boil?

@7NewsMelbourne @jordy_wright I had the same non-response from @VenturaBus after my own close shave and they were not interested in one iota. @TSVsafety couldn't give a rat's arese either which is why these things still keep occurring. Happy to talk on camera @7NewsMelbourne

A schoolboy has been dragged beside a moving bus after becoming trapped in a closing door in Victoria. 📌 MORE: tinyurl.com/yc5k6pfm @jordy_wright

@10NewsMelb I had the same non-response from @VenturaBus after my own close shave and they were not interested in one iota. @TSVsafety couldn't give a rat's arese either which is why these things still keep occurring. Happy to talk on camera.

A Melbourne mother is demanding answers after her 12-year-old son was pulled for 350 metres by a bus in Wheelers Hill. She says the boy’s schoolbag became caught in the doors, leaving him hanging on with one arm as the bus drove off. Footage shows him lifting his legs to avoid the road before the driver eventually stopped. He escaped mostly uninjured but is now traumatised. His mum is calling for the bus company to take accountability for the incident.

@FootscraysFine1 Clearly punctuation is an optional extra

Fucking Cookers.

We are currently trapped in a Uber that appears not to be an @uber from @melair demanding over the odds. No where else in the world does this happen to us. @vicpol , @JacintaAllanMP @gabbywilliamsmp @carawaters

@reallyspoketome Happy Birthday Belinda

G’day #couchpeloton! HAPPY #PARISROUBAIX DAY! Heading home from my birthday dinner where, on learning about Paris-Roubaix, the waiter thought he might like to ‘give it a go’. 😂 What have I missed in the race/season?

Some top talent at Relics Music in Dunedin @PaulieStewart facebook.com/relicsmusicdun…

@MapMakinMeyers Where are you cooking MMM?

@DustyPee Ham n cheese large toastie and a medium coffee for a tenner in Naarm city at sparrows this morning.

Wait. When did a bacon and egg wrap start costing $18? 😳

I am so embarrassed for our profession watching this 4 corners episode. We need to do some soul searching.

Great #tropfest films but gee, the live crosses are tedious. Consider playing a few of the past winners rather than trying to make humorous but failed crosses.

@SamsungAU #Finke (Aputula)

Where in Australia is the F1 race going to be in 2026?

@DustyPee Does it come with rego?

Just bought a new CAT forklift. So that’s cool. 💅🏻

@fakeyarratrams It's our new curling sheet, aka field. Bring on the biff

Work to remove the tram tracks from the corner of Bourke and Spencer Sts is going well. Not sure what we’ll replace them with yet, but we don’t see this causing any issues for trams, just do your best drivers. #YarraTrams

@SamsungAU Hey @grok, can you improve the grammar for @samsungau please?

Is Australia qualified for the FIFA World Cup 2026?

@PolymarketIntel An absolute Moonron

Elon Musk’s Moon Base Alpha may pave the way for humanity’s next steps in space exploration.

@LombardiHimself Hey, that's me in the corner

Here is the stadium that’ll host 49ers vs Rams in Australia: The famous Melbourne Cricket Ground, which fits 100,000

Hi @StanSportAU - as much as I love the sweet dulcet sounds of the CPAC machine, could you please tone that down and up the musicas it currently sounds like a cubicle in a nightclub #Olympics2026