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@thirdmetax wtf

Roy Lee got kicked out of Columbia University for posting a video of himself cheating an Amazon interview using his software and raised $5,000,000 in 24 hours “I record myself using interview coder to cheat on literally the entire process I record it I post it online and it starts going viral” “an Amazon executive sees the video they’re pissed and they send Columbia a letter saying your kid just cheated on our entire interview process posted online now he’s selling this software you need to expel him or we’re never gonna hire from Columbia anymore” “by the time I do that I’m posting everything on Twitter and there’s so many VCs in the valley that I raised like $5 million in like 24 hours”

@CryptoCyberia Stupidest timeline ever

Ghuyz, I know we can get lost in the weeds, but basically we are betting the entire western economy on chatbots. Soak that in. Regardless of what you think the viability of these chatbots are, that is the reality we are in.

@libovness Super cringe Jonathan

Odd thought: There’s never been less of a monoculture and yet everything feels far more homogenous

@cowboylikecaymi Best idea yet

just unplug them fr

@pmddomingos Ugggg this is beyond cringe

AI is a magnet for overly ambitious types.

@michaelmiraflor Yall just throwing away money these days

Substack could start a $99/month all you can eat subscription pass and make a killing overnight. Access to good content adds up.

@MrEwanMorrison Uggggg good point but this run on sentence is insane

LLM AI wont collapse society because it becomes superintelligent but because it is an error-ridden technology that infects every system it's forced into, and AI investors are realising they will never see a profit and are bailing. This will cause an economic collapse.

@smallmidcaps @NarutoNolimits Fine 2nd worst

@TradingNewsApp @NarutoNolimits 🤡 take

Jensen Huang doesn't fire employees:

@HedgieMarkets Tldr, however calling bullshit

🦔A study of 6,000 CEOs and executives across the US, UK, Germany, and Australia found that nearly 90% say AI has had no impact on employment or productivity over the past three years. Of those using AI, average usage was just 1.5 hours per week. Despite this, executives forecast AI will increase productivity by 1.4% over the next three years. Economists are invoking Solow's productivity paradox, the same phenomenon observed when computers failed to show up in productivity statistics through the 1970s and 80s despite massive investment, only to deliver a surge in the 1990s. Outside the Magnificent Seven, there are currently no signs of AI in profit margins, earnings expectations, employment data, or inflation data. My Take The Solow paradox is the most honest framework I've seen applied to this moment. Computers were everywhere in the 1980s and productivity still slowed for decades before the payoff arrived in the 1990s. The optimistic read on the current data is that we're in the same lag phase and the productivity surge is coming. That may well be true. However, I want to push back on the assumption that the lag justifies the current pace of workforce displacement. Companies cutting tens of thousands of jobs while their own executives report 1.5 hours of AI use per week and no measurable productivity impact aren't making data-driven decisions. They're making bets on a future that hasn't arrived yet and distributing the cost of those bets onto workers rather than shareholders. The Solow paradox resolved because companies eventually figured out how to use the technology well. Nothing about that resolution required firing the people who would have helped them get there. Hedgie🤗

@wydblaise Gross

Paris Hilton said it took her a while before she could be intimate with anyone after the tape with her ex-boyfriend became public. But she had to play into the character even if thats not what she wanted fr “Ms blue-baller was what they called me because i wouldn’t do anything”

@Budgetdog_ wtf is this cringe?

Victim mentality is a disease in America

@BoringBiz_ Time to pop this bubble

Jeff Bezos is near to closing a $10B round in his AI lab startup at a $38B valuation JP Morgan and Blackrock are reportedly investors in the round

@sherlock_hodles lol

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@citlxlliysita Shit’s been tame so far

¿Ustedes realmente ven Euphoria desde la S1? ¿O por qué se incomodan tanto con las escenas sexuales?

@quinnslcm Why? wtf lol

Is this arguably one of the most important jobs in the world?

@originalwololo By accident

The MacBook went from a joke to the most serious laptop on the market.

@PalmyrPar Yeah he was fine, whatever

Tim Cook hate is overdone. He was the right guy at the right time. Jobs correctly predicted no one would create a post-smartphone anytime soon - so he put in a CEO who would grow what Apple had with the most brilliant supply/logistics in corporate history. Ever. Cook was great.

@Cassperture Correct

Being poor makes you wonder why you bother even trying to cultivate an aesthetic because wealth allows anyone to do it immediately better

@KnowledgeArchiv Ben was a real downer

“Rather go to bed without dinner than to rise in debt.” —Benjamin Franklin

@deepestbrew 100%

2012: move fast and break things 2026: Claude, please stop moving fast and breaking things