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NJ ASSEMBLY GOP “For the love of God and all that is good, can you differentiate between the fact that we don't make laws that control the federal government? My God, what are we doing here? I'm not a lawyer. I was an English teacher, and I comprehend that. My fifth-grade middle school English students would understand it. I am coming to you not from a point of ideology, because I know in the minority party we already lost that argument. You guys are way, way out in the ether with that. I'm not even hoping to win the ideology, I'm hoping to win the logical argument to say why do we keep passing laws that are going to end up in court, we lose, and the taxpayer gets shafted over and over and over. You cannot vote yes for a law that controls local, county, state, oh, oops, and federal. No! Federal's gotta come off for this to count, but the only reason why you're passing it is to affect federal agents. Hello? Lights on, no one's home. I'm not an attorney. I need a freaking honorary degree after going through this for four hours yesterday, saying what don't a roomful of lawyers understand? Ludicrous. Oh my goodness, thank you.”

@GuntherEagleman Wife files for divorce

The collapse of Eric Swalwell… - dropped out of Governors race - resigned from Congress - - What will be the next headline news for Eric Swalwell?

@vbspurs He has a long track record of doing stupid.

Trump says he thought he was being depicted as a doctor. You know what -- fine. He explained. It's plausible that he didn't think he was being portrayed as Our Lord. Let's move on. But he better not even think about showing himself in such a way again. It's stupid.

@GioBruno1600 Yes.

Should the POPE stay out of American and international politics ???

@FatherChrisVor1 Why does he feel the need to visit a mosque.

The Pope removed his shoes in a mosque and people are outraged? That’s not compromise. That’s basic respect. If you enter someone’s home or sacred space, you honor their customs. We expect it in our churches. Why pretend not to understand it anywhere else?

@DANKCHAINS @DataRepublican @Pontifex Dignity doesn’t usually involve beating women or stoning them.

@DataRepublican @Pontifex What am I supposed to read from the word “dignity” here? Should people not want that? Is dignity now frowned upon in right wing circles?

Communion between Christians and Muslims takes shape under the mantle of Our Lady of Africa. Here, in #Algeria, the maternal love of Lalla Meryem gathers everyone as children, within our rich diversity, in our shared aspiration for dignity, love, justice, and peace. In a world where division and wars sow pain and death, living in unity and peace is a compelling sign. #ApostolicJourney

@Vitus_osst I can disagree with appeasement of Islam.

You can't be a Catholic and stand against the Pope.

@Pontifex How do you communicate with a group that wants to kill you? Islam has a significant number of sutras dedicated to killing nonbelievers

@DrewPavlou Eric Swalwell is on the steering committee?

Update from the Gaza flotilla: activists are furious that a senior organising member of the Steering Committee is having sex with people on the boats “To have sex on the boat - while heading to a nation undergoing genocide - is a clear violation of ethics and power” Lmfao

@bruce_barrett Bezo’s flight is only 10 minutes long. It doesn’t go far enough to get to an ocean

So apparently Jeff Bezos can land in a desert and NASA still goes old school with ocean landings. Seems legit to me.

@ericswalwell Noooooooo!! Run Eric Run! Don’t give up! Fight!

I am suspending my campaign for Governor. To my family, staff, friends, and supporters, I am deeply sorry for mistakes in judgment I’ve made in my past. I will fight the serious, false allegations that have been made — but that’s my fight, not a campaign’s.

@TheGreenOldDill Were those @ericswalwell’s?

Don’t.

Need a status report from all my New Japanese Twitter friends. Are we good? We need updates.

Michael Moore really did say this: “We are all Muslim.” What’s your response to MOORE? ⬇️

@travisakers No shit.

For the record, colonoscopy prep really sucks.

@HandyGingerGal I never have this problem but I cook my duck and goose rare.

I smoked my first duck today. Full brine prior, but I'm sad to say the meat is flavorful but still very chewy. If anyone knows how I can make my ducks more tender, I'd appreciate some tips.

@frozenaesthetic @ShamashAran That is sad. Just like when my oatmeal boils over.

@ShamashAran My pie exploded in the microwave

Who just cried like a toddler cuz her smoked lamb tastes like rubber dogshit? This girl!!

@ImMeme0 More like a participation certificate

Truck didn't even hit 20 mph before
Darwin awarded the trophy 🏆💀😂

Me when somebody plays Sabrina Carpenter’s music

@JackPosobiec Or Gary, Indiana.

When you drive through Springfield, Ohio