Migrated to Texas

Hello friends! I want you to know! When you read my words, I want you hear them as loving and with humor. I never raise my voice to you and when I post things I am saying it in the most loving way possible! Keep this in mind. Unless you are a liberal, then fuck off!

@Notwokenow James Talafreako has a UTERUS PERSON FRIEND??

Wait just a darn minute. James Talafreako has a GIRLFRIEND?? A real one? XX?? I gotta admit, I didn’t have that one on my bingo card.

@ChrisDJackson This is how he celebrated Easter.

Imagine the worst thing you can say about Joe Biden is that he got old while carrying the weight of the country on his shoulders. He beat Trump when no one else could. He gave America and the world a fighting chance. He rebuilt the economy, passed historic legislation, stood with our allies, and restored dignity after four years of chaos and incompetence. Yes, he believed he still had more to give. That is not a moral failing. That is a man who loved his country and did not want to walk away from the fight when his nation needed him. In the end, he didn't fail the country, we did, because we fully knew the stakes. History will be much kinder to 46 than the pundits ever were. That I know. I’ve got his back. How about you?

@briantylercohen @jamestalarico Congrats to the GOP for forcing the entire country talk about @JamesTalarico’s uterus person friend, who it turns out is a vegan, cat lady who loves, if you believe her bio, dancing at a gay bar. Fixed it for you 🤠

Congrats to the GOP for forcing the entire country talk about @JamesTalarico’s girlfriend, who it turns out is super hot 👍

@marisa_schultz @jchristenson_ @jdowningsardine @nypost NEW: Dem. Senate candidate James Talarico’s mysterious uterus person friend revealed — and she’s vegan @jchristenson_@jdowningsardine report in @nypost Fixed it for you 🤠

NEW: Dem. Senate candidate James Talarico’s mysterious girlfriend revealed — and she’s vegan @jchristenson_ @jdowningsardine report in @nypost nypost.com/2026/05/29/us-…

@mattyglesias NEW from @jdowningsardine and me: Texas Senate Democratic candidate James Talarico has a "committed vegan" for a uterus person friend who works as a political lobbyist for the Texas Medical Association. Fixed it for you 🤠 Still, not much of a beard. They won't fool Texans.

If you have a hot vegan girlfriend, really the dream scenario is to get backed into a situation where you need to spend the whole summer eating a ton of meat for work.

@adammocklerr Talarico is the Bud Light of Texas politics. Give it up. He is going to lose just like Beto did twice.

Can we all just appreciate how absurdly little dirt MAGA has on James Talarico? We should have them on their back foot every. single. day. having to explain for Ken Paxton’s corruption and lenience around child abuse.

@cruadin Talarico is the Bud Light of Texas politics.

Horseshit.

@adammocklerr The Republican strategy on Talarico will be, LET HIM TALK. Evertime he opens his mouth, he says something stupid.

@Timodc A vegan cat lady is not a good beard.

Please post more about James Talarico’s hot vegan girlfriend Republicans

@MrAndyNgo @FloridaAtlantic People who put their pronouns in their bios are bat 🦇 shit crazy on a good day.

New NGO COMMENT dispatch: A @FloridaAtlantic LGBTQ+ activist, woke journalist & member of student government was arrested in Delray Beach after being caught in a child s—x predator sting by 561 Predator Catchers. Christian Walden thought he was meeting a 13-year-old. ngocomment.com/p/south-florid…

@HomeTerf22 @nypost He is. Talarico is the Bud Light of Texas politics.

@nypost Wait…I genuinely thought he was gay.

Dem. Senate candidate James Talarico's mysterious girlfriend revealed - and she's vegan trib.al/Qq1IGae

@nypost Talarico is the Bud Light of Texas politics.

@sayitnspinit @JamieBonkiewicz Well put, young lady, well put.

@JamieBonkiewicz Maybe you should just go fuck yourself.

Maybe we should just postpone our America 250 celebrations until we have a better president.

@draloneboy Why didn't they release the names in 2008, when Epstein was convicted?

MAJOR BREAKING: Epstein survivors just announced they will release their own list of names. “We know who abused us. We saw who came and went. This list will be survivor-led—for survivors.” The government stalled. Now the victims are doing it themselves.

@riseabove2025 @NEWSMAX @kc4gop @brianeharrison @E_D_Hill @JosephPinion You are welcome. Talarico is next. He is the Bud Light of Texas politics.

@NEWSMAX @kc4gop @brianeharrison @E_D_Hill @JosephPinion I just heard Paxton won! Thank you Texas!

“If I'm a candidate, I always want President Trump on my side.” — RNC Co-Chair KC Crosbie on the importance of President Trump’s endorsement in the GOP runoff between Ken Paxton and Sen. John Cornyn @kc4gop @brianeharrison @E_D_Hill @JosephPinion

@mitchellvii Exactly 💯 Talarico is the Bud Light of Texas politics. He is going to lose just like Beto did twice.

Guys Talarico is going to implode. Dude is way too creepy for Texas

Talarico is the Bud Light of Texas politics. He is going to lose just like Beto did twice.

@RealJacobPerry Talarico is the Bud Light of Texas politics. Give it up. He is going to lose just like Beto did twice.

The new "You have to vote for Paxton because Talarico isn't a good Christian" argument is just absolutely extraordinary.

@RepThomasMassie @BasedMikeLee @JaniceWill47400 The people who know you best, just fired you.

@BasedMikeLee @JaniceWill47400 It’s bread and circuses, and decadence for the ruling class paid for by the working class and foreign lobbies. If history teaches us anything, we know what comes next.

All of it’s awesome What a metaphor

@tgiovanetti Talarico is the Bud Light of Texas politics. Give it up. He is going to lose just like Beto did twice.

Fascinated by this debate about the Christianity of Talarico and Paxton. Here's the thing: Paxton is corrupt. What matters more in public office? Bad theology or outright corruption? Someone who believes wrong, or someone who does wrong?