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@baseballbarry2 @ThrillaRilla369 Wrapped in 🥓!

@ThrillaRilla369 Whole pig!

If your Muslim neighbor asked you not to serve pork at your BBQ because it offends them and isn’t halal. What would you do?

@agtwotone @chillywilly214 Some mofo in Alaska commenting on urban driving to someone in Houston, home of the largest freeway in the world …… LMFAO 🤣

@WtrTrading @chillywilly214 yall dont know how to us a zipper merge lol

The Silver Boot is back @daikinpark! Don't miss your chance to win an epic MVP experience for you and three friends on Friday, 5/15! RT for a chance to win!

@TheDefiantGhost I guess he got into the cargo hold…….

Joe Rogan discusses the strange case of Raphael Perez, a 23-year-old Mexican pilot on his first solo flight in 1976. Perez got disoriented in dense fog, passed out at the controls, and regained consciousness flying far off course over the open ocean, with his fuel levels mysteriously inconsistent for the distance he had traveled. While in a trance-like state, he began speaking over the radio in a robotic, mechanical voice, channeling messages from non-human entities. They issued a direct warning that humans are the only intelligent species in the universe still engaged in warfare and nuclear threats. If it doesn’t stop, “someone is going to step in” to prevent extermination. The full transmission stated: "We come from another world. We are observing you. You are the only intelligent beings who continue to wage war and threaten with nuclear destruction. If this does not stop, someone will intervene to avoid your extermination." The incident was captured on recording. Perez was later detained and tested, confirming he was completely sober. He never flew again after the event.

@JoeNolan664897 @TheEXECUTlONER_ 100%

@TheEXECUTlONER_ Guns are not magic wands. The man flashing the pistol is lucky to still be alive. Once he made the threat, the other man's best option was to call the police. Very bad things can happen when you are an idiot with a firearm

This man has a motorcycle that is apparently loud. This neighbor came over to complain about the noise and the man told him to get off his property. But, before the neighbor left, he flashes that he is carrying. 🤯 The police were called and he was arrested. Why would you do that? Is motorcycle noise really the hill you are going to plant your flag on? Willing to go to jail for that? Why not just call the police yourself and disturbing the peace? What is wrong with people these days?

@baseballbarry2 @SanAntonioDave4 Luv me some Perky Cups though $24 for a smoothie is a little steep…….. maybe 🤷‍♂️

Drove to Houston and needed some caffeine to get me through. Pushed the coffee button on Waze and the closest shop was called Perky Cups. I’ve never felt more awkward with my son in my life. 🫪😂

@BobChoate54 @HoustonChron @evan7257

Toy B. Halsey seems to have overlooked the fact that if Rodney King Ellis had merely interceded twice... first, with She-Jack to convince her that pancreatic cancer was her death sentence, then with Sylvester Turner as it was painfully obvious that he was not long for this world, CD-18 would have had representation.

Opinion | "Any congressional district going without representation in Congress for 334 days shouldn’t be tolerated by any party," writes Toy B. Halsey. houstonchronicle.com/opinion/letter…

@OleTimeHardball No but Dr. Frank Jobe does!

You hold the deciding vote in the Hall of Fame case for Tommy John. Does he get in?

It works well with lane closures etc. but with known exits, that’s the reason why people won’t allow others to merge. I didn’t say it was the best way, etc. just why it happens. By the same token someone whose whole state has a population less than our 6th largest city has no fycking concept what it’s like driving in Houston, San Antonio etc.

@WtrTrading @chillywilly214 No. Learn what a zipper merge is. Transportation experts say to use all the available pavement then zipper merge near the closure. Falling into a long line, then leaving no space for others to merge slows traffic much more than doing it correctly.

Dude - There is nothing Wu has done to make life in his district, the city, the state any better or safer. As someone who lived in the Westchase section of his district (thankfully I moved), I say this from personal experience. He’s a CCP puppet focused on tearing down America. And I, like many others fully support Bob’s life mission.

@BobChoate54 @GeneforTexas @TexasHDC I know about right-wing people obsessed with people like the state rep., here. I watched his video and I can tell he's a wonderful soul, dedicated to helping his community and the world. You're trying to tear him down.

Republicans fined every quorum breaking @texasHDC member more than $8,000 for standing up for Democracy. A few days ago, I signed a personal check to pay for these fines while speaking at an event. My colleagues & I made these sacrifices because we love America. #txlege

@T4man1603 @chillywilly214 It’s easy to tell who isn’t from Texas, just sayin’

@DandamanThereal @chillywilly214 🤣🤣🤣

@chillywilly214 @WtrTrading So you were driving the caddie

Hey @HOUController @CGHollins! My good friend @BettyeJSmith5 tells me that you are seeking a $4,000 couch. 1. Is this true? 2. Does this couch have a special purpose? 3. Where will this couch be placed? I have a few more questions, but I will reserve them until these are answered. Thank you for your attention to this matter. Let's go to work!

@sheabsullivan @JustineBateman It’s been done and we’ve been paying for the results ever since 🤦‍♂️

@JustineBateman Same. I’ve often wondered why mayoral candidates here in Houston don’t just run on the things everyone agrees on: potholes, crime, flooding. We just want shit (and people) to work.

Sorry if I didn’t hear it @SullyCNBC but isn’t building a massive data center near somewhere that is essentially out of water a foolish idea?

@HOUController As the city’s chief financial officer, myself as well as the citizens of this great city would like to hear what your recommendations are to solve the financial woes. I’ll wait…. and remember as the saying goes, you’re either part of the solution or part of the problem.

“How much is this garbage fee really going to cost Houstonians?” Mayor:

@cowpieandfries @OleTimeHardball Same here, they didn’t win a lot of games (I think Harry the Hat was the manager) and still a maga fan today. 😎

@WtrTrading @OleTimeHardball I grew up listening to them. I was a rabid listener when I was about 12. Preston Gomez was the coach. I’m not sure about the worst team ever but they were close. I listened every night regardless. Still a Stros fan to this day.

Who is your all-time favorite MLB announcer? 1. Vin Scully 2. Ernie Harrell 3. Mel Allen 4. Harry Caray 5. Jack Buck 6. Harry Kalas 7. Joe Garagiola 8. Marty Brennaman 9. Jon Miller 10. Bob Uecker

@SaraGonzalesTX Every time I think I am done with @GregAbbott_TX

🚨 EXCLUSIVE 🚨 Governor Greg Abbott’s office has sent a letter to the city of Grand Prairie threatening to pull their public safety grants if they don’t cancel the planned “Muslim-only” water park day, citing state and federal statutes relating to civil rights and nondiscrimination. If the city doesn’t comply by May 11th, they will be required to repay the $530,000 they received from the state. Thank you, @GregAbbott_TX!!