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Me: Fuck the Right. Person: Yeah, but the Left- Me: Fuck them, too. Person: ?¿ It's almost like you can dislike the ENTIRE system.

@TizLDo @GregAbbott_TX Especially when they hardly do anything. 🙃

@GregAbbott_TX COOL! How about exterminating a few layers of the School Administration Grift! $500/k/yr for a superintendent?

An overwhelming majority of Texans support expanding school choice to ALL Texas families. I'll work closely with the Texas Legislature to give our families the ability to choose the BEST education path for their child. Let’s put parents back in charge of their kid’s education.

@Ricky_Retard0 @AmongStouts @GregAbbott_TX Well. You're certainly living up to your username.

@AmongStouts @GregAbbott_TX I’m not begging for government funds, I’m asking why my tax dollars go to fund the public schools when I’m the one educating my kids because the public system is failing. I don’t need government funds, I need to keep my money in my pocket.

@CLConover80 @DerfandDylan @JoshEakle I live in a town of less than 150k people. A red county. In Texas. Our eggs are $6/dozen. Bye.

Well, liberal, you see Paying $6 for eggs, $5 for coffee, and $4/gal for gas was BAD under Biden because he was a Democrat Paying $12 for eggs, $10 for coffee, and $6/gal for gas is GOOD because our brilliant leader says paying tariffs makes you a real American patriot 🦅

@Peter_Joseph_Sr @TylerCourt18 @tokitaeII @burnshorts123 @illuminate_z lol. It's OK for you to be wrong.

@_bitca_ @TylerCourt18 @tokitaeII @burnshorts123 @illuminate_z Sure. If your daddy has the wealth or you don’t mind digging a debt hole, 6 years or less is all you need.

Trump has ordered the CDC to stop ALL reporting on ANY bird flu cases. We're being led straight into another possible pandemic by one of the dumbest people on earth.

@Peter_Joseph_Sr @TylerCourt18 @tokitaeII @burnshorts123 @illuminate_z lol. A masters only takes 6 yrs. 4 of undergrad and two of grad school. No wonder.

@TylerCourt18 @tokitaeII @burnshorts123 @illuminate_z You must have a Masters in Stupidity. Congratulations. It isn’t easy sitting on your ass for 8 plus years sucking down Socialist Ejaculations. They even give you a certificate to frame and put on your wall.

@parlebeaucoup @AshleySinclair0 @SarahIronside6 She owns her own OF. 😂

@AshleySinclair0 @SarahIronside6 You own companies eh? Wouldn’t it be so hilarious if all mostly male bank CEOs decide tomorrow they don’t want to bank with female customers like yourself? What will then happen to your precious lil business accounts? 🤭

I have a sincere question for women who voted for trump. I just want to know how you feel now that he is trying to make it legal for an employer to not hire you or fire for getting pregnant or simply being a woman?

@arben777 @stephen_taylor Hopefully, they do! I'm wondering if US based companies won't spread the increase company wide to offset the damage it will cause on the consumer's end. (Like, hey. Let's increase avocados $0.10/ea everywhere instead of $0.25/ea in just the US.)

@_bitca_ @stephen_taylor Costco Canda, at the beginning of last year, was looking for a new Mexican contractor to supply them a supply of 4 million+ tons of avocado.

President Trump: 25% tariffs on each of Canada and Mexico beginning February 1st.

@DoctorTyMD @JohnBasham @POTUS @SenTedCruz Then open your own practice and take Tricare if you "just want to help the vets." Easy peasy.

@JohnBasham @blakebenson42 Sounds like you need to get a job in Waco until your president can save your wife's job. (Spoiler: He won't. She's just another ant in his farm.)

@blakebenson42 Thank You Blake. Very Appreciated. Through God All Things Are Possible.

Thoughts and prayers.

@arben777 @stephen_taylor People gonna be real upset about avocados soon. 🙈

@stephen_taylor jarritos already pricey 🙄😂

@ElonIsA_Kracker @DreamLeaf5 I've been on ketamine a lot, and the dumbest shit I ever did was say, "Hey. Remind me to ask my dad if he remembers any of my dance recitals when I was a teenager." 😂

@DreamLeaf5 Honestly there's a good chance the ketamine kicked in and thought that'd be a cool way to wave

Not even if it were free.

@KamyRayne @rebmasel @tuck__v2 She's smart, funny, and ridiculously gorgeous. Like, how does it feel to be the universe's FAVORITE, reb? 🤧

@rebmasel @tuck__v2 Have you always been so blessed? Or?

The man I’m seeing can’t bring his phone into his office so he makes me personalized Connections games on his downtime and emails them to me lol

@MaggieMayNY @AndrewPupa @OgreJohnny @bug_doinks @thomasfain @fyourteam @VailResorts Thanks!

@_bitca_ @AndrewPupa @OgreJohnny @bug_doinks @thomasfain @fyourteam @VailResorts You don't know anyone's story. For all you know some family is having their last family trip, someone saved up all their lives for this trip. You are pompous and assumptive.

@2025cleopatra @KarstenKrogh14 @flynnslick I'm doubting everyone's commitment to Sparkle Motion atp.

@KarstenKrogh14 @flynnslick first of all papa Smurf didn't create smurfette gargamel did

Alright tell me a movie that made you stare blankly at a wall for 20 minutes after it finished. One that you couldn’t stop thinking about and made you question everything.

@Nostalgia150360 @flynnslick It's SO bad, but I still watch it because I love the concept. 😂

@flynnslick The Butterfly Effect with Ashton Kutcher, Amy Smart and Eric Stoltz . . . it’s a very different kind of time travel film where one tiny change results in larger changes over time. It only a 34% score from the rotten fruit 🍅 but it is actually good and very thought provoking.

@BarbaraThaler @DrNeilStone Yeah. One of my friends got SUPER sick in Jan of 2020. I didn't see him for an entire month. Based on his symptoms, we all figured it was COVID.

@DrNeilStone I think I had it in December of 2019. Anyone else believe this?

It's 2025. A full 5 years after the start of the Covid pandemic. Anyone out there not had Covid even once?

@Lil_Misstake @BirrelleBee @DrNeilStone My entire house got it, but one of the kids was asymptomatic. (She didn't test positive until a day after the rest of us. Still no symptoms! Lucky duck.)

@Andy9CaC @RedWingsPheonix @cturnbull1968 @acnewsitics I know I don't. "Bye!" signifies you're leaving, by the way.

@_bitca_ @RedWingsPheonix @cturnbull1968 @acnewsitics Well, if you think you have the ticket to sit on that seat? be my guest.

The murderer was: American Raised in Texas Army Vet WHO AM I SUPPOSED TO HATE!?!??!