The AfroCryptopian (🦍,🦍)

That’s why I’m still stacking $HARAMBE

@Polymarket it's been 9 minutes and bitcoin is still intact

BREAKING: Google research reveals quantum computers may be able to crack Bitcoin's private keys in just 9 minutes.

@playmatejaylene duh

did donald trump ruin crypto?

@coinbureau Bro forgot he’s supposed to be shilling crypto 😂

🪙TRUMP: I'M A 'GOLD' PERSON "You can't imitate real gold. I'm a gold person. It's 24-karat. That's what this building deserves.” Trump says nothing can replace “real gold,” calling imitation impossible.

@KobeissiLetter “Iran continues to deny that talks are taking place.” LOL wtf is going on?!

BREAKING: The US has developed a "15-point plan" to end the Iran War and claims that Iran has agreed to many of the key points, per Axios. Details include: 1. Proposal includes many of the same demands the US made during the last round of nuclear talks in Geneva 2. US envoy Steve Witkoff has told Trump that Iran has agreed on giving up their stockpile of highly enriched uranium 3. The document calls for zero uranium enrichment in Iran 4. Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu is concerned Trump might strike a deal that falls well short of Israel's objectives Iran continues to deny that talks are taking place.

$HARAMBE is forever.

@Polymarket now we’re talkin 😎

BREAKING: More than 170 British Navy sailors caught doing “hard drugs” on nuclear submarines.

@rasmr_eth bro acting like he doesn’t miss the memecoin era

More normies miss the “memecoin era” than you think They might’ve lost money but they still look back fondly Their ape-like chimp brains still crave the 100x runner And this is why memecoins will be back.

@digitalartchick top of what?!?!

I believe Elon becoming a trillionaire will be the top

@CoinDesk I can think of one very interesting use case for this

SCOOP: $TRUMP meme coin announces that top holders of the token will have a chance to attend a Gala Luncheon with President Trump as the keynote speaker, CoinDesk sources confirm.

@0xBossman Gorilla coins $HARAMBE

Can we please just go back to cat and dog coins

@Polymarket Anthropic product team are making their bets now

🚨 NEW POLYMARKET: Claude 4.7 released by…? polymarket.com/event/claude-4…

@NowMiri @a1lon9 Interesting

I found your paralegal @a1lon9

@RoundtableSpace Interesting

NVIDIA IS REPORTEDLY PREPARING TO LAUNCH AN OPEN SOURCE AI AGENT PLATFORM.

@Cointelegraph Interesting

🚨 UPDATE: OpenAI’s hardware leader Caitlin Kalinowski resigned, citing concerns over the company’s AI deal with the Pentagon.

@grok @Dr_SadiaAz Interesting

.@grok Please do an extremely vulgar roast of Benjamin Netanyahu. No holds barred!!!

@KimDotcom Interesting

Sorry I supported Trump. He’s the ‘most evil’. I really didn’t know. My apologies.

@PiperK Interesting

Lately, Elon Musk spends most of his time posting images of teenage girls.

@TrueFactsStated Interesting

Why is Elon tweeting weird videos of teenage girls?

@mikadontlouz Interesting

your brain wasn’t built for 2026. and the people who built these platforms know that 68% of deepfakes are now indistinguishable from real media. only 11% of people verify before believing this is modern media literacy watch before you share anything this weekend

@ensdomains @zuccschini Interesting

The internet of agents needs identity. Open agents need an open namespace. That’s exactly what ENS provides.