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@asynchronous_x
former security engineer ✧ current CTO @memelordtech ✧ technomancer
𝙼𝚘𝚞𝚗𝚝𝚊𝚒𝚗𝚜, 𝚄𝚂𝙰 가입일 Şubat 2025
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@asynchronous_x @bebeal my cope estimate is around 400 lb (its probably more)
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> be me
> rent out movie theater to play IG Reels
> post about it
> Head of IG comms tags Zuck in the IG comments
> IG team reaches out in under 48 hours with special surprise
> you can just do things
Jason Levin@iamjasonlevin
I'm renting out a movie theater in NYC to watch IG Reels. The date? April Fools. But this is 100% real. Come out and enjoy IG Reels on the big screen where they belong
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@iampiet Many are saying:
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This is what we've been cooking for the past month
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Nobody reads the news anymore. They just look at memes.
So I built Breaking Memes: catch up with what's happening in the world, one meme at a time.
Auto-updates every 3 hours: → New stories come in → New memes drop via the Memelord API
The news feed you actually want to scroll 👀
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Me locking tf in moments before our first test of the day
Async@asynchronous_x
Me locking tf in moments before morning standup so I don’t get fired
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@asynchronous_x You got a genuine laugh out of me. Unfortunately I don’t know if memes hit the same for the people of construction
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@asynchronous_x For the corner glow
Its just a square with a gradient; angled it to 45 degrees used the "Lighten" blendmode and you get this nice soft square that works with anything
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@tszzl Have you ever camped in the desert or hunted for survival?
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the romantic human aspect of space colonization-placing our flags on other worlds-is redundant with robots and Von Neumann replicators unfortunately. the mars colony will be robots. ppl can join, but as consumers of an experience rather than critical parts of novel adventures
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Can’t wait to use this on my next globe project
I luv me some good globe libraries
Shu@shuding
COBE v2 is here: markers, arcs, attach any HTML elements, Infinite ideas. cobe.vercel.app
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@cljack My wife cath'ed a person mid flight to Tokyo
she had graduated from medical school 24 hours earlier
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OH NO we’re in a 777 above the North Atlantic and we just got the “any medical professionals on board, please press your call button”
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Fun fact on the home release of Dune they added a three minute expository monologue from Zendaya because (presumably) people were too stupid to figure out the world context without it being handed to them.
Theatrical release was so much better
lay@saoirdaya
To this day I don’t know why people thought Dune 1 was boring I literally was fully invested from the first minute and thought it was so good and interesting
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