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Wow Michelle Obama continues to be very good at this

I've just got home my nieces 18th but I went with a heavy. Heart. I really want to tell my family I have been diagnosed with a terminal lung disease but can't find the words. I love them so much that I can't see them upset, am I doing the right thing by not saying anything. 😞

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BREAKING: In a senile moment, Donald Trump is rambling about the size of Arnold Palmer’s private parts. This is insane.

Apparently Labour MPs going to the US on their own dime is bad But two former British Prime Ministers and a Reform MP going to the US on paid for trips is ok 🤷‍♂️

That's it ! I'm done with @GMB . A disgusting right wing news programme. Tory, nowTrump fan girl Susanna Reid and her idiot chimp Richard Madeley have spoilt my morning for the last time.A shame as I liked the programme #ByeByeGMB

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@Anniepop2027 @wceebee @toryboypierce @Keir_Starmer @susannareid100 @Ofcom Just posted something similar. So much more to worry about than whether our PM got free tickets to a concert & I tottaly agree with your statement.

Stop allowing @toryboypierce to WRONGLY say that @Keir_Starmer has had the “most” “freebies” of “any MP” with 100K since 2019. @susannareid100 You know that is only the case because Tory ministers did not declare theirs! Johnson had 6.4 MILLION in the same time. Facts @Ofcom

I really do think the media are hitting a real low regarding starmer & Swift. There are many more news worthy things to report & I for one don't give a dam about a small freebie when the Tories enjoyed huge freebies ie, free holidays while we were all suffering.

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Rip Alex Almond.

Today the government announced major funding for two carbon capture sites in Teesside and Merseyside to create thousands of jobs locally, boost growth and accelerate the UK towards our net zero goals.

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#Topsham: The third one from Friday night. This vehicle was stopped due to having no insurance, no MOT and no tax. The driver also provided a positive roadside drug wipe for Cannabis. Driver arrested and vehicle seized. #NoExcuse

Daniel is 18 years old Sunday. A gentler soul you will never meet. He has no friends as he won’t leave home and can’t work. Autism does that to you. Please wish him a happy birthday and RT everywhere . ❤️#happybirthdaydaniel

@kevharrison_ @dewderino Happy birthday 🎉🎊