Sir 2Tone 🎶 (with a dash of Wolfie)

New update 8th April 2025👇 On X-Twitter I will only be finding content, sharing news, blocking the far right, and asking X-Tweeps to follow me over there as Skeeps. All the fun stuff is over where the skies are blue. 2Tone4Real.bsky.social

So the data’s out in private schools - scare stories from RW - completely wrong .. @LBC @SkyNews The number of pupils in the private sector fell by 1.85% this year, from 593k to 582k. Smaller than that experienced by the private sector during the pandemic. So LABOUR right!

Today marks 100 days since Reform UK won the local elections. They’ve done a thread, so we’ve done a post matching every part showing some of our favourite exposed content for those councils 🧵

People pulled up to the beach with torches looking for asylum-seekers because of Rupert Lowe. Imagine what would've happened if it was a dinghy?

From that Rupert Lowe tweet. People turned up at the beach waiting for the "dinghy" to reach shore. One of the men on the boat said it was "almost vigilante-style how people followed them down the beach." The Coast Guard and the police also arrived. His paranoia is costing us.

Trump gave two weeks for Russia to observe a ceasefire. Then he gave two weeks again. Then he gave 50 days. Then he gave 10 days. After the latest arbitrary and meaningless deadline, Trump chickened out. Trump always chickens out. Russia continues to commit war crimes.

Imagine you want to row from France to England and you can choose route A) 22 miles to Dover, or route B) 120 miles to Great Yarmouth. Rupert Lowe thinks people would choose B. Rupert is an idiot.

OK, can I just check on this. Sending someone to jail for inciting racial hatred is draconian and oppressive. But sending gangs of vigilantes after people out on a charity row is pubic spirited and fine. Is that how we all want it to work.

Have you noticed one thing a lot of the commentators who love to talk down Britain have in common? They don’t live here, you can find them in Portugal, Dubai, USA. France. Plastic patriots?

Great Yarmouth is a full 120 miles from the French coast. In comparison, Dover is just 21 miles from Calais. The fact that Rupert Lowe thinks migrants might be coming ashore in Great Yarmouth really does show just how unbelievably stupid he really is.

The IPPR has proposed large increases in gambling taxes, to raise £3bn to "lift around half a million children out of poverty overnight". I'm torn. It's a good tax to raise. But £3bn may be optimistic. And it will mostly be gamblers paying the tax.

You don't work and you have no class. @TRobinsonNewEra

“Illegal migrant invasion spotted at Alton Towers” fumes Rupert Lowe.

Someone on another platform compared #Farage to the ChildCatcher in 'Chitty Chitty Bang Bang' and now I can't ever unsee it.

Over emphasis on small boat arrivals Manipulated or misrepresented numbers on crime Broken, Invasions, National Emergency You know the score

“We asked 100 people what is the most vital aspect of leadership. You said: snitching.”

Johnson gave this ridiculous man a peerage.

Oh my God - this has to be THE most obsurd @GuidoFawkes “scoop” in a long time (and they have some truly terrible ones!) 🚨Civil Servants Handed Taxpayer- Funded Free Ice Cream for No Reason🚨 It was neither taxpayer-funded NOR for no reason🙄 Quick 🧵 1/7

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