Briyah Paley

@KoreanAir can someone please help me? I want to see if I’m eligible to book a hotel stay for my layover. I’m in Asia and can’t make calls. Only email. Thanks

@TheCut I babysat him!!

The ‘Industry’ actress and her partner, Jamie Bogyo, tied the knot in a Sussex manor and partied at Soho House with the cast of the HBO show. thecut.com/article/marisa…

@SKrichmar120 So awful

Praying for Charlie Kirk 🙏

So excited to be performing Psych Ward Pyjamas at @edfringe all thanks to the inspiration from @AlexEdelman who I will always admire and apologize for the light stalking! Link in bio, come experience the ceremony!

@SKrichmar120 @Nedmetax @NoContextHumans Wow that’s pretty cool

@Nedmetax @NoContextHumans I smoke weed and can hold my breath for a full 2 min

If you can’t hold your breathe from A to B, you’re cooked🫵

@SKrichmar120 @CNviolations This can’t be real

@CNviolations That waitress isn’t doing her job

Some Black women bring their own eggs to Denny’s to avoid paying the menu price.

So nice to see an old friend tonight

@SKrichmar120 @linkshund Lol

@linkshund I reckon that you don’t reckon that much at all

Spotted a new-ish brand of hummus called "Yarden" which turned out to have a very tiny "Sabra" label on the back. The BDS is working babes.

Where’s my nice Jewish man?

@SKrichmar120 @knowyourmeme Fat ugly chicks from behind?

@knowyourmeme This is an accurate depiction of my tinder experience

On this day one year ago, a 4chan user shared the following wojak image to /fit/.

I’m so glad they cut this

@SKrichmar120 @SigourneyKer @DesignSpecter @boofheadbushy @ThrillaRilla369 It can. It has happened to me

@SigourneyKer @DesignSpecter @boofheadbushy @ThrillaRilla369 No, he’s right. That sounds like PCP or K2. That doesn’t happen from smoking weed.

Serious question Do yoo believe Marijuana is safer than alcohol!?

THIS. THIS. A MILLION TIMES THIS.

@SKrichmar120 @CNviolations I really like ceviche but no cilantro

@CNviolations Ceviche

Let's hear it 👇

@SKrichmar120 2 Paleys on a Pod!

Two peas in a pod

This is how it’s done

@SKrichmar120 @Alphafox78 I don’t think this woman is hot

@Alphafox78 Def not 130 but hot.

I call BS on this caption.

@SKrichmar120 @VigilantFox I definitely want to experience that

@briyah @VigilantFox Matt does a better impression

NEW: SNL Mocks Elon Musk and Marco Rubio’s Reported Feud. “Let’s get Elon in here so you guys can work things out,” Trump said as Mike Myers strutted in as Musk, announcing, “It’s me, Tech support! Just kidding!” before making fun of Musk’s mannerisms. Trump told the two, “Now, look, I can’t have you two at each other’s throats, okay? After all, I have a perfect record. Everyone who’s ever worked for me has left on good terms and then gone on to write a book called The Man Who Ruined Everything.” “So you two need to start acting like mature adults, okay?” Trump continued. “So let’s begin with Marc,”—to which Elon replied, “Polo!” The entire skit is a desperate attempt to turn making fun of an autistic person into comedy. Remember when the left claimed that was off-limits? Guess their hatred for Musk now rivals their hatred for Trump.

@SKrichmar120 @VigilantFox Probably intentional. Can you think of someone better?

@briyah @VigilantFox His impression of Musk is really bad