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the male URGE to say BRO in a good convo when i’m talking to a girl 😭😂

me when i get flashbacks from the corny shit i did

@blendthe_rules @Enderman just cus you dont understand a joke doesnt make it vague

@Enderman vagueposters should be publicly executed.

how the weather in the morning of field trips used to be like

@insanedms this shit never happened

@Lnre141 @PopBase bro saw a hairy creature emoji and his first thought was about black people. you have something you wanna admit?

@PopBase Racists bout to have a field day with this…

New emojis on iOS 26.4.

@forgedvows i see why you hate yourself man would be hard not to when you do this kinda shit

@1Digger4 @chocken6761 @admiralevie hour and a half? what albums are you listening to most are 45 minutes

@chocken6761 @admiralevie most albums are only like an hour and a half long or so. Skill issue.

it’s actually crazy how most people don’t listen to entire albums. you’re not a real music listener if you don’t, sorry.

@act_knowledge @MerriamWebster every single language has stupid shit in it. the romance languages have genders for every word and the adjectives need to match but only sometimes when they feel like it

@MerriamWebster So happy I don’t have to learn this neurotic language. Respect to anyone that has learned English as a second language.

'Lead' and 'read' rhyme. Unless you're saying 'lead' and 'read.' But also 'lead' and 'read' rhyme.

@stardustrush_ @RealPostFolder man people thought kill the elite class was a school shooter? where did they get that crazy idea?

@RealPostFolder Nah not really. At 15, I was already being called a school shooter.

@cloversorrel @CyberLP1024 @SlowySnail you tweeted it clearly its something you want people to know

@CyberLP1024 @SlowySnail So I’m not doing that actually. The entire point of the tweet was I say I’m in college casually as to not brag about my position.

-“I’m in college” -“but you’re 16” -“yeah but I’m in college” Conversation I have at least once a week

@Theolojism @AdamHamdan__ @robbermaniac @meishato “____ said that she felt gods presence next to her in bed… she knows that jesus watches over her” “You should dress up as him when you see her” “Of course. The OH Jesus I’m coming trick”

@AdamHamdan__ @robbermaniac @meishato Which part of this says anybody dressed up like Jesus?

The worst Epstein document I’ve seen. A little girl said Jesus makes her feel safe so they dressed up as Jesus as they raped & murdered her. The level of evil we’re dealing with here is incomprehensible. Every single name must be revealed and justice must be served.

@insanedms top 5 least funny thingsive ever seen

@everhero13 bro repeated the exact same fucking joke but slapped an annoying fucking gif on it and got 100k likes great

the concept of sexualizing porn

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@RealestMemes_ top 3 unfunniest jokes oat in a row thats impressive

@real_hotaru the fact that i share the roads with people who dont understand how a bank works is fucking terrifying

@Poerisija @who28621 @real_hotaru you literally can just take your paycheck in cash and keep a shitload of cash laying around instead of a bank account. nobody’s stopping you man

@who28621 @real_hotaru Wish I could get my paycheck in cash without ever having to deal with a fucking bank.

@csipping @latestinspace i’ve literally never listened to any of those two corporations you cited, i see the evidence for both sides of the coin and i choose to believe in climate change, you were misunderstanding what the idea even is online and then started being a hostile cunt when questioned🤷‍♂️

@c011nneverwrong @latestinspace Emission your...ass- the Earth shifted. There's no warming or cooling; it's just the weather. Your kind doesn't understand humor because it goes against what Davos/WEF told you—the scam. You live on a planet, idiot! Cut your crap about global warming. It's a scam! Wake up!

NEWS 🚨: This weekend, Ontario will be one of the coldest places ON EARTH, with temps as low as -50°C (-58°F)

@JoziKent @NoContextBrits just because youre wealthy doesnt mean you deserve to fucking die, what the hell is wrong with you?

@NoContextBrits To this day I dont get why he did it. Let the Princess die who gaf? One less privileged POS on the planet.