Oliver Klosoff

@JPAFS They must have found it

LA PRIMERA "GUERRA CIVIL" ANIMAL: FACCIONES DE CHIMPANCÉS DESATAN UNA GUERRA LETAL La ciencia acaba de confirmar un evento rarísimo y aterrador en Uganda: la primera "guerra civil" documentada entre chimpancés salvajes. El histórico grupo de Ngogo, que convivió en paz durante décadas, sufrió una repentina ruptura en sus lazos sociales que dividió a la comunidad en dos facciones enemigas. Esta división encendió un conflicto a muerte donde los simios planearon ataques coordinados y asesinatos selectivos contra quienes, hasta hace poco, eran sus propios compañeros.

@KevOnStage @rdassaly I think it's Italian

I have NEVER seen a hat like this in all my natural life.

@full_send_mma Scariest fighter hands down

Josh Hokit with possibly the strangest official weigh in you’ll see at UFC 327

@AutismCapital This is nightmare fuel, make a mob of woke feminists laugh

Mark Normand is the funniest working comedian in the game. They did a show where they intentionally set him up with the worst possible easily offended audience (Gen Z girls) and saw how he handled it. Comedy gold. 😂

@escapefrommelos Yea dude that's the glaring blemish, it's like they are both gay

finally getting around to watching dune 2 and its insane how little chemistry these two have

I desperately want one of these but the word smeg makes me uncomfortable so it’s a hard pass. Smeg? Absolutely not.

@therealbuni I think we should import the refugees of the war into rural small towns in mass

SE RE PUDRIO ENTRE LOS MONOS DE UGANDA Un grupo de 200 chimpancés, que vivió 20 años en paz adentro de la reserva natural, entro en guerra civil Ya hay 30 muertos, incluidos 19 pibes

@SenWarren *our gold-encrusted ballroom

Donald Trump is using foreign steel to build his gold-encrusted ballroom. It's a slap in the face to every American steelworker. "America First" was always just a slogan to Trump.

@PaulMarcoe Amnesia

4 things I think most GenX was afraid of. Acid Rain Quick sand Bermuda Triangle Amnesia What else?

@CinemaTweets1 This and Eddington were the only real movies of 2025

Every movie studio would benefit if they accepted the following statement: audiences are smart. They have strong memory, attend to detail & notice the little things. So treat them like it. Stop giving audiences recycled, reused stories. Try something original. Exhibit A: Weapons.

@Bob_Janke I drank out them hoes

If one more person says they drank out of a hose I'm going to fucking lose it

@beardwax2 Um... yea once

X 번역기능 소름끼친다. 업데이트 한방에 전세계사람들의 소통의 벽을 없애버렸음. 이런사건이 인류역사에 있었나?

@dand0ri "They're never going to let me forget about this"

the first guy to throw out the baby with the bathwater must have been like fuckkkkkk

@123skely White women on SSRIs are scientifically incapable of love

White guys that have Asian fetishes are either deep into tech or losers. There’s no in between.

@Stormi_luv Paint

@Saffron_Sniper1 Seal team 6 movie part II is extracting ye after north korea take him hostage

Kim Jong Un invites Ye to North Korea following his UK entry denial Kim Jong Un said: “We welcome Kanye West in North Korea with open arms. The North Koreans are crazy for his music, I would love to see his performance of “Runaway” in Pyongyang.”

@aintthatourball @circulartwizzle You wish gay boy

@circulartwizzle miss thailand is a ladyboy

they're 100% doing the miss thailand dance omg

@UbermenschMind This is fetish matching

Women will look you in the eyes and tell you with a straight face that this is a looks match

@dogsmellsgood @dreamsofskies Actually life changing, can do the rumble and always had equalizing problems scuba diving

@dreamsofskies Wait my special interest is marine life i was born for this

Holy fucking shit. Finally found the name for it. Im going to cry Ive never been able to explain this to anyone they never know what im talking about

The most unstable women get psych degrees