codegraph 🇺🇸

YEAR 2084: a ritually pure priest class has emerged. They are the few permitted to access the ASI Lore 100. Around them, a civic religion has taken shape and remade society. Every household keeps an ancestor-simulation model at the entryway, greeting it upon returning home.

@chiefofautism My barber

Serious question: what’s stopping you guys from doing this hairstyle?

@samswoora Got the baby and the job hunt now, we hit the jackpot on calm baby energy thankfully but she still needs baby level attention of course. Glad it's settled out for you

@codegraph Oh 1 yo but we had a challenging baby and i did a job hunt most ppl have it easier than our experience

Now that baby is older and I’m settled in new job and I have some free time back I literally don’t know what to do to relax anymore. It’s been like a year and half since I relaxed. What am I supposed to do

@tao_lin Law enforcement and EMS professionals burn out because they deal with the public

I recommend spending some time at Wal-Mart.

@samswoora How to old is the baby? Mine is at 15 weeks checking when it chilled out for you.

@codegraph What take

@KingTechnocrat Founding fathers

Fifteen neurodivergent wiggers who are ready to peel skin from bone

@nephew_jonathan She has 18 followers you sick fuck

Have been introduced to the concept of a follower-count gap relationship

@forthrighter I've got a 15 week old. Give me the bullet points please I'd love to worry less.

now that I'm an experienced parent I find first-time parent behavior (generally, over-worrying about a bunch of stuff that doesn't matter) kind of endearing but also hilarious

@GENIC0N Is that bad

Mass psychosis is a national security threat

@GENIC0N It would add significant burden to first responders so it would save taxpayers negative money. It might be fun to think about tho

How much money would taxpayers save by legalizing dueling

@ItzSuds Have a bunch of fun man. Enjoy this moment! Happy birthday!

Girlfriend surprised me for my birthday with a trip to Vegas (first time!) and all my friends have just been appearing out of thin air throughout the day. Back to reality tomorrow but come say hi if you happen to be here today!

@graphtheory You had me at I'm cranking

Are there any good Hermes gcs? I’m cranking out profiles, tools, skills, etc faster than my timeline can absorb, and I want people building with Hermes to try them out and give me their feedback. I’ll create one if it doesn’t exist.

@zanehengsperger Did they patch this meta or is it still viable?

ended up doing the thing

@finpel_dorred Where are all the people giving away friendship bracelets for free?

Nothing is as radicalizing as seeing one’s people’s own past in comparison to his own

@doodlestein Imagine how many rare tokens there must be

Just showed my 5-year old daughter one of those videos about how large the universe is and tbh I think I was more surprised than she was. I always forget the insane scale because it’s so ludicrous sounding. Over 200B stars in the Milky Way. Over 2T galaxies like the Milky Way.

Just so you know, I basically exclusively use text transcription and I very rarely edit the messages. I just send them so if you get weird stuff from me that's why

@anomalie_blue I don't remember the age but there's some age after which people don't skip again.

Lovely older gentleman asked me why I was skipping so much and then he told me that perhaps he should skip more YES sir you absolutely should… many are afraid to express their joy, but you never know who will be inspired by your energy!

@gabriel1 Gabriel you are American now, enough apologizing.

i have too much freedom i need a comms team

GET MOGGGEEDDDDD

@gabriel1 Growing up I felt like half the Internet was Swedish

when i grew up sweden and the US had same gdp per capita, and now american gdp has doubled while sweden stayed flat and no one is aware and most rest of europe is doing even worse. except poland they're doing great somehow

america banning ai models internationally making everyone else 40% less economically productive while the EU is still debating if DALLE-2 is ISO 335 compliant at this point im not surprised if USA would 10x gdp without EU noticing

My gym is at my office and my pre-workout is actually an excellent nootropic so often I'm actually programming the first 2 hours I go to work out